no capes

had a lotta heart for a heartless bastard

[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

[nocontextgoodplace]

[melonmemes]

now if this aint goals idk what is

[grizzlyadventures]

I love that she made it her twitter icon too

[lunatiides-deactivated20181231]

idgaf if this makes me soft but I honestly can’t wait to be married to the absolute love of my life and live in our home and adopt our dogs and be working our dream careers and just enjoy the dreamy simplicity that is our peaceful and full of love life

[meandyoudotws]

[lithping]

name us and the contract will be sealed

[yvesolade]

“Have you ever killed something good for you just to be certain that you’re the reason you can no longer have it?”

— Larissa Pham, from “Abject Permanence,” published in Unruly Bodies (via lifeinpoetry)

[am1na1992]

I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[screencapit]

[deathpov]

this is so sad alexa play the friends theme song

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

[joshmuratori]

[melaninerd]

Truly this is men

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

[dynastylnoire]

That’s that bullshit

[deadbeatmaker]

correct quotes from Deadpool (2016) 

[setheverman]

“no homo”? why the hell not???

[lovefortv]

[tackled]