Boktai 3 - How the Story Began [Really] Part 1 - Cool Bike
One beautiful and sunny day, Sabata took a stroll on the outskirts of San Miguel. You see, he is so cool, that even when he walks the sun shines brighter than usual in awe of his cool.
Sabata: I am the coolest.
Saying stuff like this is quite typical of him. After all, his very existence is to be the avatar of cool.
Suddenly Sabata received a message on his cellphone from his best friend from another world, Shadow the Hedgehog. They are both super duper cool, and as such they are friends (they met on a website dedicated to scribbles of preschoolers known as Sol-D-Art).
Sabata: Well, well. I seem to have received a message from Shadow, my cool friend. Now what does it say?
Shadow: Hey, my dude! I knew you are the fucking coolest and my bro. You got yourself a coolass motorcycle.
Sabata stopped walking and reread that message two more times. What was his coolio friend talking about?
Sabata: What?
After clicking reply, couple seconds in, Shadow sent him another electronic message. This time with a picture.
Sabata: Oh no. Oh no no no.
The picture portayed his lamer brother Django, who was only like 10% cool. Compared to 300% of Sabata’s cool ratio. Yet here he is, sitting on a motorcycle. A cool looking motorcycle. But Sabata did not own a motorcycle and that was a problem.
Sabata: I will not stand for this!
With that said, Sabata did not reply to Shadow. He merely put his cellphone back into his pocket and decided to return to San Miguel.
However, before he could make it to town, a motorcycle passed him by only to abruptly stop couple of meters away.
It was Django.
Django: Hey bro! It’s me Django! Check out my sweet cool ride!
Sabata: It’s uh... really... cool.
Django: Glad ya think so, brah! Okay, imma going back to town to pick up Lita! Smella ya later!
And so Django departed on his super cool ride, leaving Sabata in the dust.
Sabata: F*ck.
To be Continued...