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[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
SUPER TEXT LIST
[ ⇀ Ruby ] lets be real, ain’t sure any of it is meant for me. [ ⇀ Ruby ] you even got the right number?
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
originally from frommemetoyou
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think I’m a mermaid
[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out.
[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[text] You’re my hero
[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sister…
[text] It may or may not have been your brother…
[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
Begin Again || SimHyo
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Lips met lips and her eyes widened. She was torn. Torn between what she wanted to do and what she knew she had to. She wanted nothing more than to melt against him, to return the kiss that seemed to set her heart to racing double time,but this was not the place for that.
Her cheeks were scarlet as she pulled away, a look of pure shock on her face and though she had had to will herself to pull away, the shock of it all was real. The stage around them went dark and it took her a moment to recover before she took her bow and made her exit off stage. She said nothing as she made a beeline for her dressing room, counting the seconds and knowing he wouldn’t be too terribly far behind.
She waited, settling herself against the wall, arms crossed over her chest as he finally appeared, shutting the door behind him. “What was that?” She shook her head, her cheeks still very red from the display of it all. For months they had practiced, they had worked on their stage for months and it had never ended that way. It had always been a staged sort of thing, a tease of an ending, but not tonight.
She bit her lip as her eyes met his and while she wanted to feign upset, she couldn’t. Not when he looked at her and even less when he looked at her with that playfully triumphant gleam in his eyes. No, she very much wanted to pretend she was upset, but truly when it came to him, she couldn’t for she was so very lost to him.
Not lost to the rapper that the world knew as Simon D. No, she was lost to the man who stood there before her and even now it was so very hard not to cross the room and be so very close the way they often were when they were well and truly alone.
It was a snap decision, at least, that’s what he would claim when the netizens got started and all of Korea started begging for an explanation. It was by no means the first time they had preformed their special duet stage, nor would it be the last. But it was probably be the first, and last time he would ever kiss her so publicly.
If he was honest, Simon would admit that he had been playing with the idea all day. If he honest and brave, he’d admit that he wanted to see what it was like to kiss his girl in public one time with everyone watching, just to see how bad the reaction would actually be. As far as it all went, he was content. It wasn’t nearly as horrible as he had assumed, there were the gasps and the looks of shock, but no one spontaneously combusted.
Following her off the stage he wanted to quickly trail her to her dressing room but took his time. He had his job to do, he accepted hand shakes, compliments and criticisms alike. Only when he had fully preformed his duties as the co-CEO of AOMG did he slip unnoticed into her dressing room, a cool smirk on his lips and a playful gleam in his eyes.
“Fan service,” he offered in explanation his smirk breaking into a bright grin. “The shippers needed their moment,” he defended, but he could tell by her face that she wasn’t upset, more shocked than anything and a little embarrassed, not of him of course but she was more on the conservative side, something he found endlessly endearing. “They liked it, don’t worry.” He slipped further into her dressing room, carding strong fingers through his hair.
Still, he almost felt the need to apologize, he could have at least warned her that it was something he was thinking about, but her natural reaction was too priceless to jeopardize, the pretty blush on her cheeks had made the whole set perfect. He risked moving ever closer to her, his hand cupping her cheek with a tender smile on his lips, thumb brushing along her soft skin before he returned the space between them that had to exist outside of their private bubble. “Sorry, just wanted to try it once, ya know?”
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shit your parents didn’t tell you how that shit worked? lets see uh..well.....somethin’ about a stork...birds and bees? fuck. when a man and woman really love each other they hug but like some special hug shit, and that hug uh....calls the storks to bring a baby in nine months. yeah. somethin’ like that....
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[TEXT ♡♡♡♡] So then you’ll be home tonight when I get there?
[TEXT ʙᴇʟɪssɪᴍᴀ] I should be if I’m not I’m just at the office, call me and I’ll come.
[TEXT ♡♡♡♡] Lessons shall commence after food. Speaking of, you ate today yes?
[TEXT ʙᴇʟɪssɪᴍᴀ] Ne, it was takeout but I ate, don’t worry I won’t starve to death waiting for your return.
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[TEXT ♡♡♡♡] It’s been nice. I think I need lessons on how to disappear. Then I can be a ninja like her.
[TEXT ʙᴇʟɪssɪᴍᴀ] Well she does seem to avoid the press pretty well, I approve this plan. Get it.
jparkiitrighthere replied to your post:You're alive- Again. What are you, Korean Jesus?
“First book. Simon Chapter 1, Verse 1. ‘Don’t fuck with thyself’
“First book. Simon Chapter 1, Verse 1. ‘Don’t fuck with my clique’
You're alive- Again. What are you, Korean Jesus?
I ain’t Korean Jesus, that’d be awesome as fuck though. SsamChrist. All hail.