A Tsundere Cactus

The casual blog of a space fairy who likes cats and video games! I talk about games I'm playing, have played, and sometimes I post cats; did I mention cats? I swear. I like burritos.

[siobhanchiffon]

More DnD Sketches 

featuring Greyson and some revealed lore images, and Llewelyn (ancestral guardian Barbarian) from our groups Curse of Strahd campaign! (Barnabus is @ donniewashere on twitterr)

[greyhands]

Happy (VERY) belated Birthday Julian !! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the gorgeous artist and cosplayer Burningheartscosplay (on Instagram) too !! 🎂🎈🎉🎉🎉

I’m having a big artblock since the first announce of the government about the virus (I’m living in France) and it’s hard for me to find some time for myself since I have young kids at home (my youngest has 2 years old) and I’m trying to do my best to lighten the confinement for them 💗

So I told to myself, at least let’s party with Julian and The Arcana’s cast at the Rowdy Raven !!! 🎉😆  (-background is from @thearcanagame cause I’m a lazy ass this time XD)

Love on you everyone, I hope you are all safe 🤗

[l-aciel]

Felix Week Master Post 

Original individual posting occurred Feb 20 to 27 2020. Prompts were Birthday, Modern AU|Sour/Spicy/Sweet|Cats (I had a great narrative going so I combined all three prompts), Hair, Scars, Sword&Shield, Promises, and Free Day (there was no prompt). Images do not correspond to listed prompt order or order of original posting.  Software: Photoshop

[planetjayy]

Questions for the signs:

WARNING: This is a long post!!

Aries:

• Do you feel unheard unless you are being over the top? • Why do you jump into relationships so easily? • How can you let people treat you so bad even though you give them your all? • Can you not do things unless they attract danger? • Will you every start thinking about the consequences of your actions?

Taurus:

• Will you ever let someone take care of YOU for a change? • Why is it so hard for you to believe you are a good person? • Do you stick to your ideas to come off as confident to cover up all you insecurities deep down?

Gemini:

• Will you ever learn to appreciate the people around you and realize everything they do for you? • Do you care that you hurt people’s feelings when you leave them in the dust? • When will you tell someone how you are actually feeling w out covering it up w humor? • Do you know that there are people out there that will love everything about you even the bad things? • Why do you run away from your problems?

Cancer:

• Will there ever be a day where you take full responsibility for your actions? • Are you really stuck up or is that just a front? • When will the day come where you stop being so passive-aggressive and actually tell people what you feel?

Leo:

• Will there ever be a day where you listen when someone asks you to give them space w out feeling like they hate you? • When will you show someone your deepest insecurities and let them show you how beautiful you really are? • Why are you so quickly angered? • Do you know that when you are in a bad mood you take your anger out on others?

Virgo:

• Do you try to make your surroundings perfect to make up for the chaos in your own life? • Why does showing any type of emotion repulse you? • Will you ever be able to ask someone else for help w out feeling vulnerable? • How can you continue to let others take advantage of your kindness and waste your time? • Will there ever be a day where you actually tell someone how you feel about them? • Do you know there’s a difference between sugar-coating something and taking other peoples feelings into account?

Libra:

• Why does it concern you so much to belong? • Will you ever apologize to someone and mean it too? • Why can’t you ever make a decision? • Is it possible for you to ever say how you feel w out being fake and contradicting it to “be the middle man”?

Scorpio

• Why is getting even w someone so important to you? • How can you say such horrible things about the people you once used to care so much for? • Will you ever stop being a hypocrite and insisting people trust you when you will never do the same? • Can you learn to know when its time to stop pitying yourself and just go out and get something better for yourself? • Why do you think its ok to manipulate people into getting what you want?

Sagittarius

• How can you disappear from someone’s life for however long you want and return whenever you see fit? • When will you learn to take other people’s feelings into consideration? • Do you know that you can still appreciate yourself w out being narcissistic? • Will you ever learn that some things are better left unsaid?

Capricorn

• How can you be so willing to stomp on those ahead of you to reach your goals? • When will you learn to embrace emotions fully rather than just the logical side to things? • Can you stop nagging and being bossy all the time to people fully capable of getting shit done on their own? • Will you ever let someone take care of you for a change?

Aquarius

• Why do you feel you are so above everyone else? • Will you ever say sorry and actually change your ways to be better? • Why is it so hard for you to embrace love? • Do you know that everyone is entitled to their own opinion regardless if its the same as yours or not?

Pisces

• When will you stop following other people and be your own person? • Why do you put yourself in situations to be used and pity yourself when it happens? • Will we ever see the day where you truly be yourself and not that front you show to everyone? • Will you ever learn to watch your tongue when you are upset?

-Jay

*USE YOUR SUN AND MOON SIGNS*

[lunanelfeah-deactivated20220127]

This is exactly what I need for my astrology study! I could definitely use it as reference to write an interview-styled essay. Thank you! :)

[kenny900214]

나는 양심이가 없어~

[fishytheegg]

This is exactly how the support log with Hubert went right?

[valtsv]

demon: W͗ͯ̃̔͂̒͜͝H̡ͦ̓ͩ͂ͥ͌͠Ôͮ̈́͝͞ ̨̓͗͒ͫ͞Ḑ͗̆A̽R̢ͪ͋̐ͤ̑́͑̓̕E̍ͯ̔͛̈́̑̆̋S̛̔̔͐̇̔ͮ ̷́̂̉ͫ̕͟S̴̴ͮ̎ͥͨ͢Uͪͬ̓ͭ̐ͧ̎̇̔͞M̎ͮͤ̂͗ͧͩ̉ͬ͘M̧̢ͪ̃̓̓͢O̸̢͌͊͡N̎͗̾̎̏̔͋̕ ̨̊͋ͮͨͫ́̀ͣ́Mͫͨ͗̾̂͆̓E̶͊̾͂͌̒̊- wait *sniffs the air* is that... perfume?

me: *blushing* do you like it?

[valtsv]

me: please accept this offering *hands them a piece of paper with my number*

[heedra]

what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars

[wepon]

let

them

eat

bugs

[geostatonary]

You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass

Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am

[prokopetz]

Alternative explanations for why your fantasy setting has powerful magic items just lying around where any random schmuck can pick them up:

Up until a couple hundred years ago, the world’s magical background radiation level was much lower than it is today. Most magic items were once minor lucky charms and simple household conveniences; being designed to function in what’s now considered a low-magic environment, their effects have not only increased considerably in power, but have also become warped in unexpected and frequently ironic ways.

It’s impossible to create a magic item on purpose. Random objects just become magical, and nobody really knows why. Living things are never affected, and the phenomenon seems to favour manufactured objects over natural ones, though it’s unknown whether this is a real trend, or a reflection of the fact that people rarely “use” natural objects in ways that are likely to trigger any powers they might possess.

Magic items are the larval form of monsters. They spend the first part of their life cycle sessile, feeding off of the heroic destinies of the adventurers who carry them. When those adventurers eventually TPK, it triggers the next stage of the items’ development; shortly thereafter, the items “hatch” into a new colony of monsters and spawn the next generation of magic items, continuing the cycle.

There exists a possible future where the forces of Order and Chaos fuck up so badly that the world is torn apart and smeared across its own past. The wreckage of that future are/have been/will be raining down over the entire span of history leading up to it. Being indestructible, magic items comprise the bulk of the debris, but sometimes creatures, buildings or chunks of terrain make it through, which is where dungeons come from.

The world’s supply of magic items is actually very limited, but is constantly being manipulated by the gods to place them in the paths of people who will make best use of them – where “best use” is defined roughly as “hey, you know what would be hilarious?”. The random magic item tables the GM rolls on aren’t a game-mechanical conceit, but a completely literal modelling of the gods’ decision-making process.

There are no such thing as magic items. Sometimes ordinary objects just do things when adventurers pick them up. Almost no-one knows this.

[dukeofriven]

The adventures live twenty years after the The Wanderings of Brian the Compulsive Enchanter, who couldn’t walk past an outhouse without trying to make the bog roll hurl a couple fireballs or emit psychic damage, much less a smithy.

[wearemage]

The magic in the items is created by nearby deaths: a part of life-energy (soul or whatever) imbues the object. That’s why there’s so many magic weapons. The closer the deceased person was to the item, the more powerful it becomes.

So… “I killed ten goblins with that knife” will produce a light, almost unnoticed enchantement. But “My father died bearing this axe to battle while defending our homeland against demons” will create a powerful weapon. And old tools (”these belonged to my grandma” or “my master spent his life working with this hammer”…) will always be prefered to freshly manufactured ones.

And since people tend to die (and kill) in all kinds of strange places (dungeons, forests, caves…) the items they had with them become enchanted.

[warpedwiseman]

Objects can gain experience and level up, just like characters. And just like with characters, the quickest way to level up is by adventuring, so items used by adventurers will gain levels more quickly, and the items get perks based on the adventure they complete.

[atsunderecactus]

Queen of Dawn: Micaiah

[atsunderecactus]

Priestess of Dawn: Micaiah

[atsunderecactus]

Heroes' Saga: White Rose and the Sable Knight

[atsunderecactus]

Lost Lore: White Rose and the Sable Knight - All Lore Collected - Part 2

[atsunderecactus]

Lost Lore: White Rose and the Sable Knight - All Lore Collected - Part 1

[doncosciotte]

So, our Lung is on fire.

It is already threatened by huge deforestation, to the point it lost 20% of its wildth in less than 30 years.

It’s been burning for around two weeks and almost no word has been uttered about it. I, sincerely, have come to find out about it just now. I’m shooketh ™️ because we’re really burning away this planet.

The Amazon Rainforest holds 20% of global waters, it’s an area of incredible value in termns of biodiversity and, nevermind, it’s a crucial climate regulator. Spread awareness, demand help.

[atsunderecactus]

Petra S Rank Conversation - Part 2

[herongraystairs-tid14]

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS

for the last 2+ weeks, the Amazon has been catching fire. Yes, it’s the season where that’s normal but because of the sayings (aka incentive) of our new president, some farmers are taking advantage of that and intentionally setting the trees on fire. Yesterday, because of this, the sky of São Paulo looked like this. AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.

Hospitals of the northern states are filling up with people (especially children and seniors) claiming they can’t breathe properly. ALREADY ENDANGERED ANIMALS ARE DYING. THIS IS SERIOUS.

Germany and Norway, huge donators to the Amazon cause will stop sending money because they don’t see results (that can also be credited to our president, who has been tweeting angrily ever since - not because he cares about the environment, btw). That money gives this guy and his team equipment to save little guys like these:

THIS AFFECTS EVERYONE, NOT JUST BRAZILIANS. The Amazon is the largest rainforest in the world, and it’s being destroyed. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

If your country is holding elections, vote for someone who cares about this. Don’t let another Bolsonaro or another Trump have the power to do something and then do nothing. This is going to shape our future — if we have one.

PLEASE REBLOG, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!

side note: not to sound bitter or ungrateful but also like what’s up with Europe... y’all exploited South America for centuries but just because you “aren’t seeing results” you stop helping altogether?? if you really wanted to help you wouldn’t stop because you think you aren’t helping lol