ATTACK of the 5FT WOMAN

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[alwaysiambic]

A young Ian McKellen as Shakespeare’s Richard II, 1968.

[aposse-deactivated20210902]

[kiwianaroha]

[grawly]

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[slowspinningredemption]

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[pileofknives]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[highlandvalley]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[communitygardens]

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

[theanti90smovement]

[cametobrazil]

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

friend: i never knew u were gay

me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason :/

[baetology]

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

[gcodegfb]

That shit is forever nasty lol

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

How

[gcodegfb]

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

[chiefxwill]

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

[biggestniq]

This shit is so wild and more of a reason education needs to be revamped and stay being public.

[valtsv]

me @ the blair witch’s annual halloween house party: i promise i won’t stand in the corner facing the wall like a total loser lol

me 3 drinks later:

[filmgifs]

Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power.

The Craft (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming