I’ve Been Gone For A Long Time I’m Sorry

Hey, there, you can call me Danielle. I like to think I’m funny. | Not a spoiler free zone | Attack On Titan, Ouran High School Host Club, Free!, My Hero Academia, Haikyuu!!, Banana Fish, and Fairy Tail | My ask box is always open, I’d love to hear from you! | Feel free to follow me @attackonouranreblogs

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hey guys.. so i wanted to apologize for my inactivity recently.. i’ve been super busy with school, but anyways, happy 2020 and i hope to become more active again soon!

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Asahi: You have to stop telling sex stories about “this one guy” because everybody knows it’s me

Nishinoya: It’s not fair! Daichi and Suga are always telling me their sex stories and I can top every one of them! Asahi, you’re like 20 slutty people all rolled into one.

Asahi: Flattery won’t save you from this one

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Midoriya: Ah yes, my train of thought

Midoriya: Or as I like to call it, the anxiety express

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Kyoya: How’d things go with Haruhi?

Tamaki: Something tells me she doesn’t like me

Tamaki: In fact, it was her

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Aizawa: We need to limit the amount of time All Might is spending with our students

Present Mic: Why?

Aizawa: Because, they’re teaching him how to use new pop culture phrases and it’s-

All Might, strolling into the room: Rise and grind, my dudes! Let’s eat today’s ass

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Hange: Hey! You’re not better than us

Erwin: My sweet ass coat begs to differ

Hange, whispering to Levi: Damn, he’s got us there

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Hinata: What does “take out” mean?

Tsukki: Food

Tanaka: Hit

Yamaguchi: Date

Nishinoya: All three of you’re not a coward

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Ok wow

It’s been a hot second?? I apologize for my absence, hopefully I can get back on my usual posting schedule soon❤️

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Nagisa: Woah, Rin, what happened to your back?

Rin: None of your damn busin-

Haru: He sat with his relief wrap on high and blistered his back

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Tamaki: Let’s break a window, it’s too hot

Kyoya:

Kyoya: or you could just open one

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Bakugou: I hope you get run over

Midoriya: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

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Guysss today is my first day of high school and I’m nervous

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Eren: Hey Mikasa can you do me a favor

Mikasa: I’d kill for you but go on

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Oikawa: Yes, I looked both ways before crossing the street.

Oikawa: I looked both gorgeous and radiant

Oikawa: Too bad I got hit by that car

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Haru: Makoto, you do know that your bacon allergy is a lie your mom made up so you’d eat healthy as a kid, right?

Makoto: No, I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff! Bacon, doughnuts, Halloween candy, not saying thank you…

Makoto: oh my god

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Tamaki: Can I ride my bike outside?

Kyoya: Do what you want, I’m not your mom

Kyoya, running after him two minutes later: nOT IN THE STREET-

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Suga: Okay, you know what? You’re in time out. Get on top of the fridge. GET UP THERE.

Kageyama, climbing on top of the fridge: This house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE