come unhinged!!!!!!get revenge!!!!!!

julian | 20 | he/him ⚧︎ 🐐 mostly lyric posting but occasionally analysis and commentary i interact from @fagphoria

[attention-all-pickpockets]

you say you wanted to strike first

because one of us was leaving

that's what you say

but i've always been real fond of you

so i never would have treated you this way

[dreamboypieces]

The thing about The Mountain Goats is that John Darnielle is always giving you some sort of instructions

[bonivers]

revisiting an album u didn’t like on first listen and seeing the error of ur ways

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[scatterghosts-deactivated202411]

Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats // Minotauro by Jordi Garriga Mora

[kissed1996]

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[evilkitten3]

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

[sn4ilsh3llz]

Get High And Notice Basslines

[cynomaa]

The mountain goats is like The Ship of Theseus except for the fact that it’s very clearly defined which plank of wood makes it The Ship of Theseus, so much so that the plank alone could also be called The Ship of Theseus

[louisegluckpdf]

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy]

no one knows truly how many people john darnielle has seen standing in the doorway

[effervescent-fool]

[attention-all-pickpockets]

can anyone else hear the timer ticking in their chest or is it just me and that one lesbian with the motorcycle

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]

[attention-all-pickpockets]

the wind comes through the open window

and i button my shirt

and the rabbit's riding shotgun

my teeth hurt

you sent me a package marked,

"live animals inside"

and the sun's coming up quickly

above the rising tide