Kenmore single room window unit air conditioner

on all levels except physical I am at a truck stop in New Mexico just before dawn darker_color on Ao3 they/them, will block terfs and all other flavors of transphobe. if you are prejudiced against one specific subset of trans people, you are still a transphobe

[boringkate]

Anything you do while wearing a sports bra is technically a sport. Scrolling through tumblr might not seem like a sport to you, but it is to your boobs! They're locked in! They're focused! They're competing! They're playing to win!

[soupy-soul0]

This fanfic shit is easy @phan-is-not-real @phan-is-actually-real

[frogcult19]

I would dye everything green too

Inspired by this tweet

[infectiouspiss]

it's always "hey i think you're cute can i take you on a date?" and never "do you wanna read through the entire wikipedia List of submarine and submersible incidents since 2000 with me?"

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh

[willgrahamscock]

crazy how most of us made friends on here because we were going insane about the same 2 freaks at the same time. like oh you’re up thinking about them too?

[willgrahamscock]

you might never had met your mutuals if you weren’t actively losing brain cells over the same thing. but I’m so glad we were both up reblogging and posting like a madman because now we know each other.

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO DROWN YOU I WAS JUST TRYING TO ADD THE SCREENSHOT

[evidently-endless]

[draconym]

My local animal shelter (BARCS) just got an influx of 369 birds from a shitass pet store, which is a truly terrifying number of parrots to have inside a building. BUT: there's a donation drive going on right now where you can vote for a pet's face to go on a beer can for their annual BARCStoberfest. Every single vote is a dollar towards animal rescue!!!

You can vote for your favorites such as Tylenol, El Eiwi Gordito, and Cheese here on their website!

[transmortifried]

inventing a new genre: nicepunk

one time i listened to punk music and they sounded really mean and i got scared so i'm making a new kind of punk that's all about radical kindness where people are really nice to you all the time and that's praxis

by its nature it's anticapitalist except for small businesses because corporations are mean but people in those little boutiquey stores are usually pretty nice

it's also anarchist because the government is mean but that could change if the government starts being nice again

[transmortifried]

nicepunk is anti-war because it's mean but it's pro-soldier because my uncle was in the marines and he's nice

it's anti-police because bad cops are mean but not anti-policing because good cops are supposed to help people which is nice

[not-a-choice]

Where is trans pride I'm too fat for this heat. I require it

[not-a-choice]

Save me sandwich and Gatorade

[not-a-choice]

Survived my 6hr errand extravaganza 👍

[not-a-choice]

So fucked up that buying many reasonably priced things can result in spending three hundred and fifty of gods own dollars

[nimnam0]

Who are Dan and Phil and why is everyone on my twitter feed obsessed with them.

[misskiwi4]

who?

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

how much time do you have.

[hereweareinthedark]

they build houses but there's no incest

[diphowell]

i didn't realize that if there was something physically between him and phil when he got excited, dan would just pull that shit down over him so he could get to phil. and then there's phil standing on his toes to see dan over the board.

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[pochowek]

confused calvinist, 6 months after conversion: so when will my plush tiger start talking

[not-a-choice]

Where is trans pride I'm too fat for this heat. I require it

[not-a-choice]

Save me sandwich and Gatorade

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3