Kenmore single room window unit air conditioner

on all levels except physical I am at a truck stop in New Mexico just before dawn darker_color on Ao3 they/them, will block terfs and all other flavors of transphobe. if you are prejudiced against one specific subset of trans people, you are still a transphobe

[yesornopolls]

Are you a side sleeper?

Are you a side sleeper?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[noisejams]

at this rate they’ll be including this in the next promo vid

[captainlordauditor]

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

[fgrobichiko]

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

[captainlordauditor]

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

[fgrobichiko]

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

[captainlordauditor]

swing by you say

[fgrobichiko]

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

[transformativeworks]

AO3 Celebrates 18 Million Fanworks

AO3 has reached 18 million fanworks on the site! Come celebrate with us and learn about collections features. Read more at https://otw-news.org/3zd6mwss.

[valtsv]

me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

[valtsv]

captive hero: aww!

me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!

stingray: *nudges my hand*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

[valtsv]

you will

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[proustianrevelry]

more orgs need actual webpages. i shouldn't have to log in or create an instagram account to find out when your meeting is

[frogcult19]

I would dye everything green too

Inspired by this tweet

[not-a-choice]

Migraines are dumb as hell how am I supposed to explain to my doctor that masturbating and eating 3/4 of a pint of ice cream made it fully go away

[writingdose]

a writer’s struggle

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[lemon-offical]

1/5

I used to have two, but now just one

Keep reading

[grapefruit-offical]

2/5!

well im not sure actually maybe its 1/5…

[thegayriley]

only 3 :(

[drudg30n]

3/5

[bubble-official]

3/5 but a job and a license are out of my control

[err-404-not-found]

1/5 Lmaoo

[lay-z-panda]

2/5 damn

[zombooyah]

 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[kilovanity]

Controversially young boyfriend: Ryland Grace (age: ~35+)

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[headspace-hotel]

sometimes, the blorbo rotates you

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]