Kenmore single room window unit air conditioner

on all levels except physical I am at a truck stop in New Mexico just before dawn darker_color on Ao3 they/them, will block terfs and all other flavors of transphobe. if you are prejudiced against one specific subset of trans people, you are still a transphobe

[transformativeworks]

AO3 Celebrates 18 Million Fanworks

AO3 has reached 18 million fanworks on the site! Come celebrate with us and learn about collections features. Read more at https://otw-news.org/3zd6mwss.

[valtsv]

me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

[valtsv]

captive hero: aww!

me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!

stingray: *nudges my hand*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

[valtsv]

you will

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[proustianrevelry]

more orgs need actual webpages. i shouldn't have to log in or create an instagram account to find out when your meeting is

[frogcult19]

I would dye everything green too

Inspired by this tweet

[not-a-choice]

Migraines are dumb as hell how am I supposed to explain to my doctor that masturbating and eating 3/4 of a pint of ice cream made it fully go away

[writingdose]

a writer’s struggle

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[lemon-offical]

1/5

I used to have two, but now just one

Keep reading

[grapefruit-offical]

2/5!

well im not sure actually maybe its 1/5…

[thegayriley]

only 3 :(

[drudg30n]

3/5

[bubble-official]

3/5 but a job and a license are out of my control

[err-404-not-found]

1/5 Lmaoo

[lay-z-panda]

2/5 damn

[zombooyah]

 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[kilovanity]

Controversially young boyfriend: Ryland Grace (age: ~35+)

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[headspace-hotel]

sometimes, the blorbo rotates you

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[afloweroutofstone]

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

[afloweroutofstone]

By popular demand:

[afloweroutofstone]

The White House just shared a video using footage from “Top Gun: Maverick” right before real footage of US bombs hitting Iran. I am sorry to announce that I have been 100% vindicated in my views on this movie.

[midnightglances]

thank you to books for existing