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Migraines are dumb as hell how am I supposed to explain to my doctor that masturbating and eating 3/4 of a pint of ice cream made it fully go away

#I wish this was a joke #the meds helped but this like fully knocked it out I'm fine now #I love how this was in my drafts so I had to tap past the screen that says I have 194 followers to get to it #and then I decided to post it anyway #posts that should've been a diary entry #delete later #rambles

writingdose

a writer’s struggle

oldbutchdanielmolloy

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

lemon-offical

1/5

I used to have two, but now just one

grapefruit-offical

2/5!

well im not sure actually maybe its 1/5…

thegayriley

only 3 :(

drudg30n

3/5

bubble-official

3/5 but a job and a license are out of my control

err-404-not-found

1/5 Lmaoo

lay-z-panda

2/5 damn

#3/5 #condolences on the unemployment prev 😔

zombooyah

I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

somethingusefulfromflorida

kilovanity

Controversially young boyfriend: Ryland Grace (age: ~35+)

mezbiyen-deactivated20220330

#lmao I forgot I reblogged this but I am hanging out half naked in view of the window now #I'm on the 5th floor it's fine

headspace-hotel

sometimes, the blorbo rotates you

mezbiyen-deactivated20220330

redstonedust

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

#me #my brain is providing the same amount of Fear Chemicals for solo camping in wildfire season as it does for like. making a phone call #which makes it hard to determine if that's *actually* something I should be scared about #getting better at managing my anxiety Has in some ways made me more prone to taking dangerous risks

afloweroutofstone

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

afloweroutofstone

By popular demand:

afloweroutofstone

The White House just shared a video using footage from “Top Gun: Maverick” right before real footage of US bombs hitting Iran. I am sorry to announce that I have been 100% vindicated in my views on this movie.