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emma | 27 | she/they | masters-degree-in-ancient-lit-haver yes this is a regression into the old ways

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[minormalady]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[godkissedme]

It’s unfortunate that you do actually have to make use of your weekdays unless your long-term plan is becoming a local eccentric

[honorculture]

[luntfontanne]

thinking about a soon to be unemployed 55 year old divorcee: i could be her second divorce

[slimetony]

I just made one point three billion dollars on polymarket correctly predicting how many ants would be born today

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[catilinas]

really fun evidential particle to exist

[dogpuppy]

[enba-and-luka]

[trialsinthelateromanrepublic]

sorry if this is silly but i’m confused. aren’t acquit & condemn opposites? you said “historical outcome: condemnation. your vote: acquit. history remains unchanged,” but wouldn’t that be history changing?

so the thing is. the verdict of a tumblr poll actually has no ability to change the outcome of history!

[theburialofstrawberries]

awesome awesome interview with Emily Wilson