family guy feral moments

yikes

[atticbabey]

epic lgbt wins #3690

Every person in the smith family is bisexual

let that sink in

[atticbabey]

A jojo siwa mii!

[sesamestreet]

Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.

[whichoftime]

Dirk Villain Origin Story

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[randomuwuname]

Give us the meme update we deserve

[pesky-plumbers]

are you people happy now

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[emolove-inactive]

[misspiggy]

go away

[emolove-inactive]

[monstermonii]

[wiisaakodewinini]

Ominous statement generator

Birth Month:

Jan - The weathered bone

Feb - The stained glass window

Mar - A wolf’s howl

Apr - The fog on the moors

May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral

June - The bloodied locket

July - A scream from within the forest

Aug - The churning sea

Sept - The fire’s last embers

Oct - An old clocktower

Nov - A mountain’s wind

Dec - A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.

Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.

Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.

Green - offers to make a pact.

Blue - demands a sacrifice.

Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.

White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.

Grey - hums with grief.

Black - pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

based off this post

[atticbabey]

A saint’s weeping pardons you of your sins.

[admutual]

don’t talk to me i’m angy

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[halfblood-demigods]

I’m

[rockages]

aham yeah

[pleasepleasedontbotherme]

[atticbabey]

adderall is a blessing!

[powerfulwizard]

yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu 

yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

[atticbabey]

with gems and humans living together there’s bond to be another steven universe type hybrid

[atticbabey]

garnet: It's the true, it's the true It's the true kinda love

beach city, as a whole:

[ahhween]

Drew this before i found out she was a little ugly ass bitch