Bayou Boy

Mary Jane is my lover

[atticstonersupreme]

Name's Rand and I refuse to get old so fuck you no I'm not "old".

Born and raised in Galloway, Louisiana. Still live there and it's the best place in the world although it hasn't changed at all since before I was born.

Love my two bug best friends although they're really weird and click a lot (shoutout to the eldritch horror bug people out there if you're reading this)

[OOC:] In this AU everyone survived and Kian and Rolan kinda have a bug form and a normal one (idk man just think about it)

This is just for fun and games, don't take anything seriously

<3

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I think I'm gonna throw rocks at people

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Stole Tim's phone :)

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Making out with my friends for therapeutic benefits

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Forgot I had this app on my phone

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[atticstonersupreme]

I want what you're on man

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[atticstonersupreme]

Tf do you mean "bug best friends"?? Why are we skipping past that?

Welcome to the Bayou, kid

You're gonna find out pretty soon

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Found an old picture of myself, signed 1970

Damn I miss those times

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yes. yes you do look like a boy kisser,

Aw man

Gay rights yay I guess

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Boykisser -🪲

Do I actually look like a boykisser

Be honest

[atticstonersupreme]

gay?

Uhhhhhhhhhh

Great question buddy

I'll get back to you on that one okay

[willouchwisp]

okay google how do you tell your friends (who’ve had really bad experiences with undead) that you died and came back

[atticstonersupreme]

What

[willouchwisp]

WHAT. it’s a simple question

[atticstonersupreme]

Just smoke weed and go with it idk kid

[willouchwisp]

okay google how do you tell your friends (who’ve had really bad experiences with undead) that you died and came back

[atticstonersupreme]

What

[kian-stonezzz]

remember to take your meds. i sure as hell wont be but you guys should