The attorney with the right tac-tics for the job.

Just an oldish man trying to be cool & hip on the social medias

[columboscreens]

[attorney-george]

Haha @kurt-tessy this meme reminds me of you

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Jeg kan spise glass, det skader meg ikke

[attorney-george]

Hey uh what the fuck are you okay

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Denne fyren vet ikke om å spise glass

[attorney-george]

Do you need medical attention???

[ask-instigator-attorney]

[attorney-george]

Well I didn't know that!! After what happened with Wright, I don't know what you crazy kids are up to.

Don't give me a fucking heart attack next time

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Wright ate glass?

[attorney-george]

Apparently. I don't know if that's just some urban legend though. Like the guy who cross examined a parrot.

Anyway, glad you're not dying 👍

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Jeg kan spise glass, det skader meg ikke

[attorney-george]

Hey uh what the fuck are you okay

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Denne fyren vet ikke om å spise glass

[attorney-george]

Do you need medical attention???

[ask-instigator-attorney]

[attorney-george]

Well I didn't know that!! After what happened with Wright, I don't know what you crazy kids are up to.

Don't give me a fucking heart attack next time

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Jeg kan spise glass, det skader meg ikke

[attorney-george]

Hey uh what the fuck are you okay

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Denne fyren vet ikke om å spise glass

[attorney-george]

Do you need medical attention???

[ask-instigator-attorney]

Jeg kan spise glass, det skader meg ikke

[attorney-george]

Hey uh what the fuck are you okay

[domas-eternal-lotus]

Get to know me, send me a symbol.

📱 Show your phone lock screen and/or home screen

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters

🕹 Video game you are currently playing

🌡 Fave season

🏫 Are you in school, what grade

 🎒 Are you in college, major area of study

🏢 Your job (You don’t have to be specific) or dream job if you don’t work

📷 Post the 12th photo from your phone’s gallery

📅 Your birthday

🎂 How old are you

📏 How tall are you

🔑 Key to your heart

📖 Fave book

📝 Fave quote

🌐 Languages you can speak and/or are learning. Which are you fluent in

💻 Desktop/Laptop/iPad/other

📔 Do you keep a traditional diary

☠ Something that angers you

🐷 Junk food you can never get enough of

🌼 Fave flower

📺 Fave anime

🎥 Fave film

📻 Fave song currently

🎙 Can you sing

🎁 Best gift you ever received and why

👾 Do you believe in aliens

👻 Do you believe in ghosts

⛪ What is your religion

🌎 What country do you live in

📸 Post a selfie

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll tempt fate all I want!

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't make me put you in time out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You aren’t my mom! Or my boss! You can’t put me in time out! I am ungovernable!

[attorney-george]

Your boss puts you in time out?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Yeah… one time I bit a suspect and Stacey said I couldn’t work on the case anymore

[attorney-george]

Oh, Grem Grem. What have I told you about biting people at work?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I just told you, you aren’t my mom or my boss.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I bite people on company time

[attorney-george]

Ugh... I give up with you, kiddo

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I win

[attorney-george]

Just don't bite me, okay? I can't be showing up to court with bite marks on me? People will start making mean assumptions about Beaminster

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Human bites look different than dog bites, Beaminster will be fine

[attorney-george]

Wait so......so you are gonna bite me?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Of course not! I don’t bite friends! Unless they really deserve it

[attorney-george]

Okay, I'll try to stay on your good side.

...

Want some tea?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll tempt fate all I want!

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't make me put you in time out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You aren’t my mom! Or my boss! You can’t put me in time out! I am ungovernable!

[attorney-george]

Your boss puts you in time out?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Yeah… one time I bit a suspect and Stacey said I couldn’t work on the case anymore

[attorney-george]

Oh, Grem Grem. What have I told you about biting people at work?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I just told you, you aren’t my mom or my boss.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I bite people on company time

[attorney-george]

Ugh... I give up with you, kiddo

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I win

[attorney-george]

Just don't bite me, okay? I can't be showing up to court with bite marks on me? People will start making mean assumptions about Beaminster

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Human bites look different than dog bites, Beaminster will be fine

[attorney-george]

Wait so......so you are gonna bite me?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll tempt fate all I want!

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't make me put you in time out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You aren’t my mom! Or my boss! You can’t put me in time out! I am ungovernable!

[attorney-george]

Your boss puts you in time out?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Yeah… one time I bit a suspect and Stacey said I couldn’t work on the case anymore

[attorney-george]

Oh, Grem Grem. What have I told you about biting people at work?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I just told you, you aren’t my mom or my boss.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I bite people on company time

[attorney-george]

Ugh... I give up with you, kiddo

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I win

[attorney-george]

Just don't bite me, okay? I can't be showing up to court with bite marks on me? People will start making mean assumptions about Beaminster

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll tempt fate all I want!

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't make me put you in time out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You aren’t my mom! Or my boss! You can’t put me in time out! I am ungovernable!

[attorney-george]

Your boss puts you in time out?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Yeah… one time I bit a suspect and Stacey said I couldn’t work on the case anymore

[attorney-george]

Oh, Grem Grem. What have I told you about biting people at work?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I just told you, you aren’t my mom or my boss.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I bite people on company time

[attorney-george]

Ugh... I give up with you, kiddo

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll tempt fate all I want!

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't make me put you in time out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You aren’t my mom! Or my boss! You can’t put me in time out! I am ungovernable!

[attorney-george]

Your boss puts you in time out?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Yeah… one time I bit a suspect and Stacey said I couldn’t work on the case anymore

[attorney-george]

Oh, Grem Grem. What have I told you about biting people at work?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll tempt fate all I want!

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't make me put you in time out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You aren’t my mom! Or my boss! You can’t put me in time out! I am ungovernable!

[attorney-george]

Your boss puts you in time out?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll tempt fate all I want!

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't make me put you in time out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

IM BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I wish a murder would happen then I’d have something to do

[attorney-george]

Gremmy, no. Don't tempt fate

[ask-instigator-attorney]

You coming to the Valentine’s Day party Uncle Lukey is throwing?

@gremmy-lynn-ace-detective

Id rather not. Atmey Jr is a complete horror to be around.

I’d rather go sledding naked

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Atmey Jr? He doesn’t have a kid.

[ask-instigator-attorney]

No, I’m referring to your “uncle Lukey”. He’s Atmey’s son. Don Atmey’s son. I hate Atmey, and I hate his son.

For very different reasons, however.

One is a murderous asshole who only thinks of himself and acts out for attention.

The other is Don Atmey, the guy that tried to kill me.

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Free food. Ma’s making Swedish pancakes.

[ask-instigator-attorney]

…I will stop by for a plate of pancakes.

Then I’ll be leaving.

[attorney-george]

Did someone say pancakes? I'm in

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Gremmy.

(@attorney-george )

George.

[attorney-george]

You know that you can trust me with anything, don't you?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…yes?

[attorney-george]

So I need you to be honest with me

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

About?

[attorney-george]

There's been a small fire just off Second street. No one was hurt. The police think it was just some youths having a bit of teenage fun.

Do you know anything about it?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…nooooooooooooo…

[attorney-george]

Are you sure? It'd really help my investigation if you happened to know anything......

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Let’s say I did know something.

What exactly would you do with the information I may or may not provide?

[attorney-george]

Well it would depend on what information it was. But either way, I'd be very grateful for having your help with solving a case.

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I… might just know who set the fire…

[attorney-george]

You do, do you?

Would you mind telling me? It'd really help me out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…

Might have been me

[attorney-george]

What was that?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

If I said it was me would you defend me in court

[attorney-george]

I might. It'd depend.

Did you do it?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…yes?

[attorney-george]

Kiddo...

Well thank you for admitting it.

Wanna tell me why?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I was cold? Teen angst? I was upset? I didn’t get enough love growing up? Pick your favorite

[attorney-george]

Grem Grem, you and I both know that your mother loves you very much and always has.

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Gremmy.

(@attorney-george )

George.

[attorney-george]

You know that you can trust me with anything, don't you?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…yes?

[attorney-george]

So I need you to be honest with me

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

About?

[attorney-george]

There's been a small fire just off Second street. No one was hurt. The police think it was just some youths having a bit of teenage fun.

Do you know anything about it?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…nooooooooooooo…

[attorney-george]

Are you sure? It'd really help my investigation if you happened to know anything......

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

Let’s say I did know something.

What exactly would you do with the information I may or may not provide?

[attorney-george]

Well it would depend on what information it was. But either way, I'd be very grateful for having your help with solving a case.

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

I… might just know who set the fire…

[attorney-george]

You do, do you?

Would you mind telling me? It'd really help me out

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…

Might have been me

[attorney-george]

What was that?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

If I said it was me would you defend me in court

[attorney-george]

I might. It'd depend.

Did you do it?

[gremmy-lynn-ace-detective]

…yes?

[attorney-george]

Kiddo...

Well thank you for admitting it.

Wanna tell me why?