*iTwitch*

INTP. Married. Dont have any fucks to give.

[twitblr]

You can’t blackmail this black male.

[hom0genic]

[algo-hermoso]

Why is the baby’s legs so god damn long???

[volatilequeen]

Because he should be fucking walking

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Baby got 8 year old legs.

[minusthelove]

Lmaooooooooooo there’s a lot going on

[ommanyte]

[theeeprotagonist]

The realist one

[anxietyproblem]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

my heart: *suddenly beats extremely irregularly and heavy in my chest for several seconds for no reason*

me:

[with-practice]

[pokemonsnap]

[vicodin2]

Oh, you have a crush on me? Name 3 of my mental illnesses

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

Radical abolitionist John Brown.

“His zeal in the cause of freedom was infinitely superior to mine. Mine was as the taper light, his was as the burning sun. Mine was bounded by time. His stretched away to the silent shores of eternity. I could speak for the slave. John Brown could fight for the slave. I could live for the slave. John Brown could die for the slave.” -Frederick Douglass

[crownedpatriot]

People be forgetting this man went to people’s homes and killed them

[holy-ghost-fire]

Slave owners aren’t people

[solarpunkcast]

They forfeitted that distinction when they decided to enslave and dehumanize other people to the extent of creating slave husbandry and handbooks on how to best “handle” them

[la-laborista-republiko]

I think that John Brown breaking into people’s homes and killing them was very brave and sexy of him, personally

[officialsolluxcaptor]

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

[officialsolluxcaptor]

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

[the-four-humors]

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

[officialsolluxcaptor]

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[funnypicsdept]

[xander1137]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

[sparknoteslitmemes]

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[inksplit]