Beyoncé and Drake are fucking.
My name is Eva Talooka Talika Amiyah DontBlinka Knowles and I’m here to rap again because these two bright bitches have got me FUCKED Up and now I have to expose them.
So ladies as you know DJ KHALED better known as Asahd’s nanny released a song featuring [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and Beyoncé. Obviously, Beyoncé had the only part worth paying attention to and IMMEDIATELY I noticed something fishy because her opening line was “I’m the only lady in here, still the realest nigga in the room” effectively calling the man she claims to be in love with…a bitch. I agree with that sentiment. She is right. But what really got me was the line that came right after it.
It’s a good line. I chuckled. Then I thought to myself. “Eva Talooka Talika Amiyah DontBlinka Bojangles Brown, WHERE have we heard that before?”
From Drake. Drake Drake. Aubrey. Aubrey Drake “Jimmy Brooks” Graham. Off of his song Gyalchester which was released nearly a year ago this month. You may be thinking that’s coincidental but I’ve been tracking their patterns for years now this is not my first rodeo. It’s more like the 50th. There’s no way Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, first of her name, Xania from Pink Panther (2006),Sharon from Obsessed (2009) used the exact same line as Drake, a man her “husband” has a “complicated” relationship with almost a year to release of the song, Gyalchester’s release. This is where I remind you that she opened the song calling her “husband” a “not real nigga” aka “a bitch” aka “she doesn’t respect him”
And now you may be thinking “Eva Talooka Talika Amiyah DontBlinka Bojangles Brown Mascarpone On&OnTillTheBreakOfDawn! That doesn’t mean they’re fucking!” Maybe it wouldn’t if this was the first time their lyrics have matched up but let’s look at some more lines from the same verses.
This is from Gyalchester. It’s a known fact that Beyoncé enjoys car sex. How is it a known fact? Look to her song Partition (2013) where she mentions a “Private show with the music blasting” and we know that Maybach’s feature curtains for privacy and here’s Drake blasting music in his what? Maybach.
https://instagram.com/p/Bc8SZoDDw1O/
Notice anything else? Where’s the roof at? It’s missing
I can see that you did Beyoncé but that’s not all.
Cute line I’m sure it has nothing to do with Drake but oh, wait. Here he is in a Freaknik shirt.
https://instagram.com/p/BWt6rbrl56x/
Now I think I’ve made my case. Beyoncé? Aubrey? Y’all are smart but you can’t hide too much from Detective Talooka Talika Amiyah DontBlinka Bojangles Brown Mascarpone On&OnTillTheBreakOfDawn LadiesLeaveYourManAtHome Williams. Remember that.
