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I feel like Iām having a stroke
Okay so I had an idea
Iām going to open up commotions to anyone who wants, nothing NSFW or anything but hey shoot me a message if your interested.
Describing some of my favorite cartoons to make them sound as weird and awful as possible:
Steven Universe: A teenage boy is his own mom and inherits her war crimes that he knows nothing about. Everyone sings.
The Dragon Prince: Some prince boys run away from home with the most terrible assassin ever. Everything changed when the Night Elves attacked, but I believe magical pets can save the world. Avatar: The Last Airbender Easter eggs everywhere.
Carmen Sandeigo (2019): Letās commit crimes but weāre not the bad guys but weāre not gonna tell the good guys that weāre not bad guys. A teenage boy weāve never met is responsible for everything. Good thing his parents let him sit in his room with computer screens 24/7. Letās also learn geography!
Star vs. the Forces of Evil: A magical princess likes to fight monsters but oh no maybe the real monsters are the government
Miraculous Ladybug: Do you like people who clearly communicate to avoid unnecessary conflict and a plot that makes sense? This show is not for you. After twenty-something episodes, you might finally get an origin story. Santa Claus dabs in the musical Christmas special.
Gravity Falls: Some twins move to Oregon for the summer and everything is spooky. The series is full of mysteries not only for the characters to solve, but for the hardcore fandom to solve while looking absolutely insane to everyone else. The bad guy is the Illuminati.
Sofia the First: A peasant girl becomes a princess when her mom marries the king. To cope with her new life, she gets a magical amulet that gives her superpowers for every nice thing she does. She is a very nice person. She gains a lot of magical powers. By the end of the show, she might as well be a goddess. Also, letās ride dragons with Rapunzel.
Trollhunters: Jim finds a magical amulet. But unlike Sofia the First, it only causes him suffering. Just your average high school superhero troupe; tryinā to stop your history teacher from dating your mom/killing you/bringing about the end of the world. Pick up chicks by doing Shakespeare.
3Below: The town of Arcadia hadāt gone through enough already. Trollhunters: aliens edition.
Voltron: Legendary Defender: The universe is in trouble so obviously we gotta depend on teenagers in giant robot lions. Queerbait and disappointment for everyone no matter what you were hoping for. If you make it to the end of the show, Iām sorry.
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: A bad guy finds a magical sword so sheās a good guy princess now. Defeat evil with the power of rainbows. Do not assume that anyone in this show is straight.
Tangled: the Series: Rapunzel is the first Disney princess to be partially responsible for one of her friendās parentās deaths, be possessed by a demon(?), and openly explicitly suffer from PTSD. Broadway stars sing original music from Alan Menkin while anime fight scenes go on. The plot is about rocks.
Ducktales: A cranky, immortal billionaire adopts some children. Everyone is a duck. Is mom dead or nah?
be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once.Ā
me getting a text and calling a lyft
Chat Noir: what if we were to reveal our secret identities to each other
Lolololol just kidding!
...unless...
Dragonās and Snakeās miraculousesĀ are the strongest and here is why.
Just saw the not so recent episodeĀ āIkari Gozenā which really made me think about the strenght of the kwamis and what itās based on. The two kwamis I will be focusing more on right now are the Dragonās and Snakeās kwamis
REMINDER THIS IS JUST AN OPINION and everyone can RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE (if u r rude the block button is free real estate).
Letās start with what both miraculous holders should have in common:Ā
⢠the users should be mature
⢠the users should learn fastĀ
⢠the users should use creative thinkingĀ
⢠the users should be very concentrated on their surroundings ( by that I mean that not only to be cautious during battle for the enemy or citizens to save, but also for the outcome of different situations.)
We all know what the outcome was when Adrien was using the snake miraculous - he used it for his own selfish reasons, didnāt think at all and didnāt help with winning the battle. It was a mess and Adrien realised it (thank God he did)Ā
What are actually the powers of the Snake miraculous (based on info from the wiki)Ā
ā Itās special superpower is called Secon Chance , allowing the user to mark a point in time by sliding the snake on the Miraculous and return to it. It would appear that the first thing the user must do is mark their position and then, when in need, they just activate the power to go back to the moment they marked before. The userās memory remains untouched, allowing them to correct anything that may have happened before going back in time. The user can go back in time as many times they want, however, if they donāt use it for five minutes, then the miraculous loses power and the user detransforms. ā From the description we see that the whole power of the snake miraculous is very complicated - it needs a lot of critical thinking, attention to details and wisdom. Luka is, obviously, the best choice for such matter. But why do I keep implying his miraculous is the strongest (alongside Kagamiās)??? This miraculous, as we see, needs a lot of maturity and responsibility when used. It can change time in the worst ways if in wrong hands (Hawkmoth should really consider itās power, tbh.). Also imagine the user getās stuck in time if they donāt know how to use the miraculous properly? Yikes.Ā
Ā Yes - before someone says something, I know that it can go back or forward in time only for few minutes. But a wrong holder will need only a few seconds to go back in time and kill LadyBug and/or Chat Noir when they arenāt cautious, am I wrong? (this went too pulp fiction but u get the idea - itās power can be abused for the wrong things, by the wrong person.)
Ā Ā What about Kagamiās dragon miraculous?? Where do I start from?Ā
It has three elements - air, lighting (??)Ā and water. (sorry if I am wrong, I canāt hear the names properly)
The dragon miraculous has a lot of powers to offer. If, again, in the wrong hands it can really have bad consequences for everyone. The first power is some kind of mist?? Turning the user INTO LITHERAL MIST, while the lighting one turns the user into The Flash (literally enchances itās speed so much the user is almost invisble-like) and the third is water - IT TURNS THE USER INTO WATER LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE TO BE HARD AND OUT OF NO WHERE TO BE ABLE TO TURN INTO WATER AND GET OUT OF ANYWHERE??? Prisoners would love that power, I am sure. Like can you imagine what would happen to the user if not used properly?? A mess (donāt give it to Adrien⦠or Marinette) In my opinion itās way stronger that LBās and CNās in terms of superpowers (used in battle).
Ā So yes, Kagamiās explanation is so short, but itās obvious what I am implying - wise and cautious people should use both miraculouses otherwise the damages done by them can be way bigger than one can imagine.Ā
Fu - *rides a bicycle non-stop for several kilometres around Paris with several bags of (I assume not light) luggage whilst weaving in and out of traffic at a fast pace, then also runs away from a giant monster later*
Also Fu - *raises arm* oof ouch my back
What if, insead of the banana costume, Adrien wore the space helmet from the accidental movie date and Marinette wore her towel and goggles on top of her pajamas and it was Movie Date part 2: the accidental reveal?
This has probably been said before...
but you know how the fandom constantly complains about how Chat Noir canāt take a hint? What if thatās because of his model upbringing?
Like, the boy is sheltered. I assume modeling requires people constantly touching him or close to him, even if it makes him uncomfortable. He was most likely told to not complain, so he never says anything (hench why he lets Lila hang all over him). He was taught to not push people away, and that transfers to his Chat Noir persona and his constant pining for Ladybug.
Now, imagine that class getting a day dedicated to harassment, and Adrien realizes that itās normal to tell people youāre uncomfortable and about boundaries, just all the stuff he was told to discard, and he puts everything into context. Imagine Adrien learning just how much a person ignoring someone elseās desire for space can hurt the other person and damage the relationship. Imagine Adrien telling LilaĀ āHey, please donāt touch me, it makes me uncomfortable.ā Imagine Chat Noir apologizing to Ladybug because he finally knows how unacceptable his behavior is and I know a crush doesnāt just die off so maybe his affections for LB are more on the down-low.
Has this been done before? Probably, yeah?
Hello I am Banananoir and I am super rich and own protective gear for the sports I play which definetly covers my face but guess who wanted to wear a banana suit??
hey
hereās a mischievous Nino to brighten your day
carry on
Wayzz
Wayzz is judging you. Look at the way he looks at them, little hand on hip and everything
āBut master its obvious its them who else would do something so crazyā
Wow wayzz
Wayzz please, tone down the sass
ATTENTION!
Master Fu had a chonky good boy
That's all
Ahh the sweet smell of friend-zoning
My working theory is that they never fully modeled Rogerās hairlineā¦
(Lila about to ruin the moment of Adrien and Marinette sleeping together)
Alya:
The rest of the class at Lila: