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Why hello there! I'm Jailan, a 28 year old, very tired individual. You can also find me @superzeroic for superhero stuff and @omeinfreund for the animes. I'm not sure what happens on this blog anymore. Please forgive me.

[depsidase]

[yms1]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[pipshinwhatever]

its literally so funny when someone in a mystery dies and everyones just like "okay well clearly everyone here is a suspect we all hated that bitch"

[brittany-murphy]

[mayanangel]

whoever made this deserves an award

[fangirltothefullest]

This is so funny

[avernotownship]

i just know you greek mythology bitches are gonna love this

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[postultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[postultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[honeypunks]

[thoughtkick]

“Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is someone who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second.”

— Unknown

[catchymemes]

[sexualremarks]

“baking sheet?” holds so much weight

[phantoms-lair]

Please make home economics mandatory again.

[funnytwittertweets]

[theinsects]

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

[creepish]

sorry cant hang out. too scared

[tlcook]

“Solar Sparrow” - Three guesses as to what movie inspired this little glow-ball.

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

Lesbian Period Drama - SNL

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

[dustbats-deactivated20170918]

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

[ten-and-donna]

Literally crying

[pursuitofhappinessss]

this is my favorite post on this website

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[nickyflowers]

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

[fridjitzu]

judas: it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this