im laying on the floor

phi | 29 | they/them good post op

[hollowboobtheory]

get this an oscar

[lakevida]

are there still any blogs on here w the caveat that If youre going to unfollow you have to send an ask explaining why. that was awesome. a decade ago i didnt send someone a justification for why i unfollowed and they messaged me passive aggressively and i had to be like well youre my irl ex boyfriends 30something online friend who only draws yugioh monsters fucking and getting fucked so i just kind of dont want to stay in touch if thats OK. and i had to say it nicely because they had an anxiety disorder

[cerastes]

I've been getting into the competitive Beyblade rabbit hole as of late and these thumbnails fucking kill me because they carry all the pathos of a Manhattan Project level threat that had to be sealed away in a place devoid of honor, and it's a plastic nub.

[somekindofpeculiarcreature]

[rarestsparkle]

Replace “what if I regret this?” with “what if this sets me free?”

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

I remember seeing a comedian years ago doing a bit about how she tries everything because what if when she dies and gets to heaven or whatever's after, and asks why did I spend my whole life feeling unfulfilled? Why did things never click for me? Only to be told because you never did darts duh, that was your thing and you never even tried it. I think about the bit a lot.

[only-tiktoks]

[dailyfoodlovers]

Unique trick to take longer to boil water useful in kitchen prep for longer cook times and taking longer to boil water

[cakefloof]

(You pick up the broken doll again.)

[sasseebeee]

just reached act 5 of isat and i haven't even gotten out of dormont but whenever siffrin does anything im looking at my computer like this

[somekindofpeculiarcreature]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[junglejim4322]

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

[wizard-at-large]

Poob has it for you

[chips1977]

i wonder whats in this box of mustard gas

[gentlyorbiting]

i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

[despazito]

Europe (yur·uhp) is an exotic peninsula in the extreme westernmost reaches of Asia with many fascinating cultures and landscapes and home to many of the world's last remaining feudal kingdoms, offering a glimpse back into a more simplistic way of living.

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

I think about the best diary entry ever.