If every porkchop were perfect...

Indie Greg Universe Blog from Cartoon Network's hit show, Steven Universe. Semi-selective.  Please read the rules page. *Currently undergoing construction as I build this blog. Please be patient with me*

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starter for @something—extraordinary

It had been a few weeks since Greg had attempted to fuse with Rose Quartz. He had worried about how she would feel after their failed attempt, but talking it out with her had eased his worries. 

Today, he had several ideas planned, so long as she and the other Crystal Gems weren’t going on any missions. He made his way over to the temple, hopping the fence and jogging on the beach. Once he made his way there, he sat at the warp pad, waiting for Rose.

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Rose and Pearl warped their way back to the temple. Pearl rolled her eyes at him  while Rose’s face lit up with excitement.   “ Hello Mr.Universe! You weren’t waiting for us were you?”

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Once he saw Rose, the smile on his face grew wider. The tall pink gem looked radiant as always, and he found himself in awe of her beauty. “I haven’t been waiting long,” he said with a shrug.

“I have something fun planned for us, if you aren’t busy.” He hoped she would say she would go, because he was very excited to take her out.

[chefpyro]

A friend helped me get the filesize small enough for a direct upload.

So here’s a direct upload.

[youtube link]

[anabundanceofadjectives]

that rapid-fire character development ending was awesome

[nutwit]

ok legitimately this is such a good video because it gets across the general vibe of “this show is more than you think it is” without giving away too many specific spoilers, like I think this would be a good video to show someone who didn’t know what su was

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starter for @something---extraordinary

It had been a few weeks since Greg had attempted to fuse with Rose Quartz. He had worried about how she would feel after their failed attempt, but talking it out with her had eased his worries. 

Today, he had several ideas planned, so long as she and the other Crystal Gems weren’t going on any missions. He made his way over to the temple, hopping the fence and jogging on the beach. Once he made his way there, he sat at the warp pad, waiting for Rose.

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gemblacksmith entered the car wash

Greg marveled at the tall gem with the rainbow hair. She was new, that was certain. He hadn’t met her before. “I haven’t met a new gem for a while. Name’s Greg.”

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⚒ ¦¦    ⌠ With a single hand, Bismuth reached down a clapped her palm against the human’s back. She hadn’t had the pleasure of meeting Greg yet, but she had certainly heard about him. Mostly from Steven and Pearl, and mostly contradictory things, but that didn’t matter anymore. Now she could meet the man who had seduced their leader and produced little Steven.

“Bismuth,” she said, and lifted her chin. “’S nice to meet’cha. You lookin’ for Steven?” ⌡

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He lifted his shoulders in a shrug, a small smile on his bearded face. “Nah, I figure he’s probably at the temple, training with Pearl, or watching one of his shows. He’s a good kid.” He looked off towards the beach, thinking of how proud he was of his son. “He mentioned you a few days ago when he was here. Said you....used to fight with...Rose?” Greg cautiously broached the subject, knowing that for this new gem - Bismuth, he reminded himself - Rose’s departure was a new and possibly confusing thing to grasp. 

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how is this even possible?

I just wanted to say thank you to all those who have followed me! It has only been a little more than a full day since I created this blog, and I’m already nearing 30 followers. 

I normally try to make starter posts for those who follow me (and I follow back), but with so many people following me in such a short amount of time, I think I will make just an open starter. 

You guys are all lovely! <3

Lexi-mun

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peridotitenerd entered the car wash

“Oh, hey Peridot. Steven and the other Gems are back at the temple…did you need them for something?”

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“Yes. They are at the temple. If I needed them I would have gone there first.”

“Actually I am here to see you. It has come to my attention that the Crystal Gems frequently resolve their personal grievances and discover new things about themselves after or during a duration of time spent with you. I don’t have any issues but I figured I would see what that was all about.”

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It took Greg a moment to understand what the small green gem had meant. Resolving personal grievances? He supposed that must’ve been something Garnet had mentioned to her, about when they went to Keystone. 

“Oh, okay. Well...I’m not really going anywhere yet. I’ve just been taking care of the car wash today. You’re more than welcome to tag along. I have to go oil some of the equipment, if you want to come with me.”

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“starchild.“ (quartzintraining)

thank you for reading my about! :)

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recklessxvulgarxloudmouthed entered the car wash

Greg was strumming his guitar on the back of his van when he saw the purple gem wander up. He paused for a moment, a small smile on his face. “Hey Amethyst. What’s up?”

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peridotitenerd entered the car wash

“Oh, hey Peridot. Steven and the other Gems are back at the temple...did you need them for something?”

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gemblacksmith entered the car wash

Greg marveled at the tall gem with the rainbow hair. She was new, that was certain. He hadn’t met her before. “I haven’t met a new gem for a while. Name’s Greg.”

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compliantism entered the car wash

Greg was washing the rims of his van when he saw the shadow of a slim figure approach. He looked up and furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. 

“Uh, Pearl? Did you do something new with your hair? Is it a regeneration thing?” 

[bethvader18]

Happy Birthday Steven~

August 15th

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punnyquartz entered the car wash

Greg couldn’t believe his eyes. The gem in front of him was new, but seemed so familiar. He saw his son’s signature shirt on the gem, but couldn’t tell who he was - he must have fused with one of the other Crystal Gems, but who? 

“Stew ball?” 

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// alright all, I have to get ready and head to work soon. I will continue getting this baby up and runnin’ tonight and tomorrow. I appreciate those who are following me and are already rp’ing or planning to rp with me!

[lottewrites]

HAMILTON : AN AMERICAN MUSICAL  → STARTERS

❛ he was longing for something to be a part of. ❜

❛ and the world is gonna know your name. ❜

❛ there’s a million things i haven’t done, but just you wait. ❜

❛ you never learned to take your time. ❜

❛ talk less…smile more. ❜

❛ who’s the best? c’est moi! ❜

❛ the plan is to fan this spark into a flame. ❜

❛ i’m not throwing away my shot. ❜

❛ i may not live to see our glory, but i will gladly join the fight !  ❜

❛ they’ll tell the story of tonight. ❜

❛ tomorrow there’ll be more of us. ❜

❛ i’m looking for a mind at work. ❜

❛ look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now. ❜

❛ oh my god. tear this dude apart. ❜

❛ i will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love… ❜

❛ dying is easy, young man… living is harder. ❜

❛ then you walked in and my heart went ‘boom’! ❜

❛ you look at me and suddenly i’m helpless. ❜

❛ i am so into you. ❜

❛ i’m just saying if you really loved me, you would share him. ❜

❛ love doesn’t discriminate from the sinners and the saints. ❜

❛ i’m willing to wait for it. ❜

❛ i am the one thing in life i can control. ❜

❛ call me son one more time —…. ❜

❛ i don’t pretend to know the challenges you’re facing. ❜

❛ that would be enough. ❜

❛ and we could be enough. ❜

❛ let me a part of the narrative in the story they will write one day. ❜

❛ you have no control : who lives, who dies, who tells your story. ❜

❛ history has its eyes on you. ❜

❛ awesome. wow. ❜

❛ i’ll make the world safe and sound for you. ❜

❛ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ❜

❛ what’d i miss? ❜

❛ run away with us for the summer. ❜

❛ take a break. ❜

❛ well, hate the sin, love the sinner. ❜

❛ no one else was in the room where it happened. ❜

❛ and then we’ll teach them how to say goodbye. ❜

❛ we both know what we know. ❜

❛ i will choose her happiness over mine every time. ❜

❛ god, i hope you’re satisfied. ❜

❛ i saved every letter you wrote me. ❜

❛ you built me palaces out of paragraphs. ❜

❛ be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive. ❜

❛ when you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❜

❛ the world has no right to my heart. ❜

❛ i hope that you burn. ❜

❛ everything is legal in new jersey… ❜

❛ i’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me. ❜

❛ it’s quiet uptown. ❜

❛ they are trying to do the unimaginable. ❜

❛ there are moments that the words don’t reach. ❜

❛ forgiveness. can you imagine? ❜

❛ i had only one thought before the slaughter. ❜

❛ i imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory. ❜

❛ what is a legacy? it’s planting seeds in a garden you will never see. ❜

❛ death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. ❜

❛ i survived, but i paid for it. ❜

❛ have i done enough? will they tell my story? ❜

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saltiestmom entered the car wash

“Oh, Pearl. Didn’t expect you to stop by today. What’s up?”

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“Hey there, Peridot. What can I do for ya?”

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“ I’ve been wondering if you have a data tape player, Steven said you have one! ”

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“A...data tape player?” He knew that sometimes the gems had interesting names for things here on Earth, but it took him a few minutes to figure this one out. “Tape player...” he mused to himself, walking to the back of his van. He climbed inside and looked around, trying to find the small black rectangle.

“aha!” Greg pulled the rectangular device from the pile and hopped out of the van. “A Video Home System player!” He handed it to the small green gem, a grin on his face. “What do you need this for?”