הנה מגיעה הכלה.

כל עטוף במשי Heir to Bride and Bride fashion line. 18 and living in Ashford with roommate and competitor, Brynlee.

[yeahkennedy-deactivated20141011]

I like your grandma. How did you react?

[audrey-bride]

I almost swallowed it so I yelled at her and she just sat there laughing. Oy Vey.

[winniexthexpoohx-blog]

That is freaking HILARIOUS.

[audrey-bride]

Oh yeah! Not when I almost choke on it!

[profnoah]

Oh, right, well, some people younger than that start losing lucidity, you know.

[audrey-bride]

Yeah if they did acid their whole lives

[drjinah]

Look, I don’t know who put you on your fucking high horse but if I haven’t heard of Bride& Bride, no one has. And I’ll let you know that this bag has been in my family for years so it’s not new– meaning.. your fucking rip off company took the design from them. [crosses her arms] Now, I have better things to do than argue with low life bimbos who think they’re better because they have their grandma’s money behind her.

[audrey-bride]

It's not like you worked for your money, either. No one at this school worked for their money, if you haven't noticed. I wasn't brought up in it like your brat self. The point is that my grandmother is not lame, so next time you say thing about her, I'd swallow my words if I were you. Say what you want about me, but you don't know what my grandmother has gone through.Seriously.

[drjinah]

Wrong, I’ve never heard of Bride and Bride– it sounds ridiculous. Try Prada, that might get you somewhere.

[audrey-bride]

Never heard of us? Interesting. But of course you heard of Prada. The company that constantly rips off our designs. This is the latest bag am I right? Funny. This was in last year's issue of Bride&Bride...  could of sworn it was ours. That's alright, though. That design is pretty ugly anyway, plus we're only found in... good department stores. Not Kmart. Ta-ta!

[profnoah]

 At least she’s still lucid enough to play some jokes on you, right?

[audrey-bride]

She's only seventy five.

[drjinah]

You’re welcome, babe.

[audrey-bride]

I like your purse. Bride & Bride, huh? I know my lame grandmother's design anywhere.

[profnoah]

Grandmothers are gems?

[audrey-bride]

Definitely.

[drjinah]

Your grandmother sounds lame.

[audrey-bride]

She is not lame. Thank you for your opinion.

[audrey-bride]

My grandmother did a funny thing today... she thought it'd be cute to put a fake bug in my water bottle. Aha... oh... Nonna.

[clementinexclark]

Thanks, uh… [takes the pen from the girl] I don’t think you told me your name.

[audrey-bride]

Audrey.

[profnoah]

It’s all up to you, miss Bride. It’s what you decide is the best for both you and your grandmother.

[audrey-bride]

I'd have to sell the company... unless if I only go for this year. I could use a good cruise... It is up to me isn't it? There's too much stuff on my plate, I need someone to tell me what to do.

[rosie-nicole]

Yup.

[audrey-bride]

Wow!

[profnoah]

I’m not sure. It sounds like a fun experience for the students, I’m just not sure if I’ll be accompanying as a teacher. Gotta think about everything I’d be leaving behind, you know? It’s easier to have a rooted job.

[audrey-bride]

I know... we have to hire my grandmother a translator. She wants to send me... I don't know about that. 

[bulletmouthed-deactivated201805]

…. Does anyone know where to find SPF 100 sunscreen? Considering we’re going to be at sea and I’m fairly certain that people would step on me if I tried to tan, because I’d look like a run-away wig just sitting on the sand. Because of how white I am. Help.

[audrey-bride]

You can share mine.

[profnoah]

It appears so. 

[audrey-bride]

How do you feel about that? 

[bellamontague-blog]

Boat!

[audrey-bride]

Jeez!!