* QUEEN / BEE.

audrey carolynn hummel-anderson. nineteen. freshman at ohio state. buckeye cheerleader. ex-cheerio captain. residential mean girl.

[audreyhummel]

zane-ha‌:

“I am. Olivia, Petra, Isaac, Ivy, Dante and myself are going. Well, I’m affording it with money in my account and sharing a lot of costs between like six of us, I got the time off from the academy cause I put the request in pretty early and I’ve never asked off before.”

“is it gonna be an orgy? that’s only going to be a fun trip if there’s an orgy involved or someone breaks up because of a cheating scandal. wow, you’re a grown boy and everything. still a little upset that alex and now you are running off on little trips without me, but i might live.”

[audreyhummel]

petraxflanagan‌:

“No, Alex’s soul remained, to my knowledge, in his body, instead of in a decorative jar on my mantle. Olivia is coming with us. It’s going to be Ivy, Isaac, Olivia, Zane, Dante and I.”

“debateable, i think he may have got lost in the desert and died but no one has informed us yet so he might still be breathing wherever he is. so everyone is just okay with the gaggle orgy of exes?”

[audreyhummel]

@finnickn0tf0x: @audreyhummel no one :) i took care of it

@audreyhummel: @finnickn0tf0x but i wanna fight someone :(

[audreyhummel]

petraxflanagan‌:

“Zane. The one I’ve been friends with for years and dated for several months. It’s going to be a blast.”

“i knew you two were a thing at one point but i just didn’t want to assume. alex has been awol so i thought maybe you stole his soul, as i assume you do with most men you come in contact with and was taking him to hawaii to do some siren soul stealing. and olivia’s just cool with this? because i would not want my boyfriend going to hawaii with his ex whether they were friends or not.”

[zane-ha]

“Shit’s packed, I went ahead and did the early check in for the flight, I’ve gone over Petra’s insane checklist twice already to make sure I have everything. Now all that’s left to do is wait for time for the flight. Then I’ll go grab the others and holy shit we’re going to Hawaii.”

[audreyhummel]

“you’re going to hawaii without me? alex and finnick are suddenly tied for being my favorite brother. and how are you affording this? and aren’t you like training to be a police officer? how’d you get off for that? i have a lot of questions, z.”

[audreyhummel]

petraxflanagan‌:

“I am, It’s going to be amazing. Your brother is actually going too.”

“which one? i have like a thousand brothers?”

[audreyhummel]

petraxflanagan‌:

“The countdown to the Hawaii trip has begun. I am beyond ready for this vacation.”

“you’re going to hawaii? i’m so fucking jealous.”

[audreyhummel]

thecolbyryan‌:

“That’s a matter of opinion. And as fun as it is discussing this hypothetical situation. It wouldn’t happen, because I’m the only woman he’s seeing right now.”

“are you a goddamn idiot? it’s like fact that if you’re fucking a married dude and you know he’s married, then you’re a dick and if you think that’s okay then i really feel bad for anyone who spends their time around you. thank god he’s not married because i’d feel bad for the woman that doesn’t know instead of the willing whore who’s just fucking a guy for money.”

[audreyhummel]

thecolbyryan‌:

“Not really. I mean, the people who care already formed their opinions and him being married wouldn’t make that big of a difference to them. Anyway, he won’t be getting married so it doesn’t actually matter.”

“yes really. if he was hypothetically married, you both would be utter assholes so clearly it would be a worse situation whether or not anything would change.”

[audreyhummel]

thecolbyryan‌:

“For whom?”

“for everyone involved, duh.”

[audreyhummel]

thecolbyryan‌:

“Not that him getting married would really change anything.”

“that would make it like ten times worse though.”

[audreyhummel]

mateoxsantos‌:

“Maybe I am. I don’t know, summer just hasn’t ever appealed to me.”

“you’re a bore, santos.”

[audreyhummel]

thecolbyryan‌:

“Nope, he’s not married at the moment.”

“i guess that makes it somewhat better.”

[audreyhummel]

gretchenevs‌:

“thanks, that’s really sweet. i’m over all the shit, honestly. i’m just going to try my best to do what makes me happy and what’s best for me, sawyer, and blake. if anyone has anything to say at this point, i don’t care. oh yeah, totally! we could always study over facetime or something even if you’re not home, so that’d be awesome…and we can definitely hang out when you come back too!”

“i can be nice every now and again. that’s what you should be doing, you’re your own person, you only get one life. live it how you want and what makes you happy. that too! we can definitely do facetime study sesh’s and we’ll definitely have to hang out. i’ll kidnap you away from sawyer and we can have a girl’s day.”

[audreyhummel]

thecolbyryan‌:

“No, sweetie, nothing like the train. Thomas is my friend who runs some big corporation.”

“you sound like a mistress, sweetie.”

[audreyhummel]

thecolbyryan‌:

“Nothing amuses me as much as the look on people’s faces when I visit Thomas’s office. The higher the floor the more sour the face.”

“who’s thomas? like the train?”

[audreyhummel]

gretchenevs‌:

“yeah, it’s been difficult, but i’m really happy with it all the same. sawyer is honestly the most supportive person in my life besides my mom. he’s been so concerned with like…my future and what i really want. it’s basically what sealed the deal and made me want to spend my life with him…like even before he asked. that’s my goal. i really want to do better in college than i did in high school…for myself and for my little family.”

“that’s good and i really am hoping for the best for you two. you both make a good pair and yeah i’ve seen you two get thrown some shit during it but if someone had to get married i’d want it to be you two. i think you can do it and like you said, we’ll probably have similar classes so if you ever need a study partner just let me know. i’m gonna come home a lot to see my dads so if you wanna get together, just text me.”