THEME: THE PROPOSAL
“I need the shirt off your back. Literally.”
“Did you call, um … What’s her name?”
“If I want your praise, I will ask for it.”
“Have you told your parents?”
“ I am pretty sure that you have a tattoo.”
“Oh my God, what is that?”
“Why are you out of breath?”
“I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab.”
“You know I can’t swim!”
“Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?”
“Congratulations. I’m a hundred years old.”
“You can do this, but that would require you to stop snacking on children while they dream.”
“If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”
“What, are you, like, 13?”
“Am I the only one not getting this?”
“Don’t make me call your mother!”
“I mean, I wouldn’t possibly drink the same coffee that you drink just in case yours spilled, that would be pathetic.”
“Why aren’t you taking notes?”
