Call It A Prelude

Molly, 30, Alaska. WELCOME TO MY HAPPY PLACE. As such I don't like to reblog overly negative stuff because wow life is stressful enough already. I like a lot of different stuff, mainly animals, video games, movies

[scrprints]

[babushkahihi]

Festive mood of December

[bruestuff]

"I give you something you want, you give me something I want"

[guerrillatech]

[tartaguel]

you keep dancing with the devil, one day he’s gonna follow you home

[1liv]

[linusbenjamin]

Breaking Bad ☆ The Evolution of Jesse Pinkman

[woundedsoul12]

[velinxi]

baldurs gate 3 sketches

[vaelastormreaver]

When you let Halsin take the lead as you exit the (now cured) Shadow Cursed Lands, you get to see the Happiest Boy 😭❤️

[ladystormcrow]

What's the biggest animal you've seen in person outside of a zoo?

Domestic (horse, cow, dog, etc.)

Wild land animal, herbivore (elephant, deer, bison, etc.)

Wild land animal, carnivore (bear, big cat, etc.)

Aquatic (whale, shark, seal, etc.)

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

[tomshiddles]

Deadpool & Wolverine | Official Trailer

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

SHUT🤏

[wings-flames-and-thirium]

Quantic Dream posted this themselves and really expected me to be normal about it (which I'm not, I love these two way too much goddamnit)

[m-oshun-deactivated20251105]

I too enjoy the jerky man

[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[grumpygreenwitch]

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.