I only see daylight

@audreysrose

♕ Princess Audrey ♕ I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. - Audrey Hepburn

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TEXT 😈 CHAUDREY

Chad: That was literally forever ago and she's obviously forgiven me for it or else she wouldn't be with me. Why is it so hard for people to believe that I've changed? She and I are super serious this time! In fact its entirely possible that I'll propose to her before Ben pops the question to you.

Audrey: That was literally forever ago but you’re still sending out messy texts apparently! That’s why I don’t believe you’ve changed. I love you dearly and you know that, but you and Anne still don’t really make sense to me. She’s SO angry and sad all the time, whats in it for either of you?

Audrey: And just so you know, I’m IGNORING the dig at Ben and I because I’m kind like that.

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Chad: I'm not, and it hurts that my own friend doesn't believe me! Anne is literally perfect for me, why would I ever cheat on her?

Audrey: Because 1)That text was SO obvious and 2) you HAVE cheated on her before.

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Chad: Only once you stop assuming the worst of me!

Audrey: I will when you stop lying!

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Chad: I'm no expert on cheating, but by definition, doesn't it kind of have NOTHING to do with the person being cheated on? In theory? And I never said I'd get someone naked! I said I'd take it off of them, presumably to return it to the store it was bought from! Poor people feel awkward wearing expensive clothes for too long. They're scared they'll stain it doing poor people things.

Audrey: Chad...would you please stop talking to me like I'm stupid?

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Chad: So? That's like saying I have a question about Ben but then asking "So, I saw someone else wearing plaid like Ben. Do you like chocolate ice cream?". It just doesn't make sense. And maybe I was just being charitable because someone has bad taste in beachwear. I can be nice just to be nice, you know.

Audrey: No, that was two separate sentences and Ben doesn't have anything to do with my favorite ice cream flavor whereas Anne has EVERYTHING to do with you cheating on her! Charitable by offering to get someone NAKED? That's not nice to be nice, we've taken the same goodness classes so I KNOW you know!

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Chad: That doesn't count as a question about Anne! And besides, even if that text went to someone it shouldn't have, just complimenting someone isn't cheating.

Audrey: Yes it does! Her name is RIGHT THERE in the question! Offering to buy someone a new bikini so you can take it off is definitely cheating.

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Chad: Of course! Ask me anything you want about Anne!

Audrey: Who are you cheating on Anne with?

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Chad: I'm not refusing to tell you "anything" about my life! If you ask about anything other than random girls, I'd be happy to answer!

Audrey: Okay so if I ask you about a nonrandom girl like Anne, who hasn't posted a bikini pic at all this summer, would you answer?

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Chad: Fine, you caught me. It was that darn autocorrect!

Chad: Anyway, what have you been up to?

Audrey: Mmmhmm.

Audrey: I don't have to tell you anything about my life if you're going to refuse to tell me anything about yours!

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Chad: Oh. Darn. What WOULD you believe, then?

Audrey: The truth.

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Chad: Would you believe that Elle sent that? As a joke?

Audrey: Maybe if you hadn't asked that?

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Chad: I liked your beach pic earlier, you looked hot. You could use a new bikini though. I'll buy you one as long as I can take it off 😉

Anne: Ew Chad! Who is this meant for? That’s so gross!

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TEXT 🐦 AZDREY

Aziz: If anyone in Auradon could send cute little bird-o-grams, it'd for sure be you. I have no idea though. Let me check in my phone's camera.

Aziz: It's blue so I'm guessing a blue bird?

Audrey: Bird-o-grams is such an adorable idea, I kinda want to figure out how to make that a reality. It probably wouldn't be that hard! You have a picture of the bird! You didn't say that! May I see it?

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TEXT 🐦 AZDREY

Aziz: A little bird just came and landed on my head. This has never happened to me before. Is this your doing? Because if so, hi! What's up?

Audrey: It is absolutely not my doing, but it's nice that you think I could! What kind of bird is it, do you know?

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TEXT 💃🏽 RUBREY

Audrey: 🆘There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere.☢️

Audrey: Do NOT⛔️ try on anything I sent you and Anne from that new online boutique👎🏽 The craftsmanship is so 😟. It’s like they think “sparkly” just meant “Pour an ogres load of glitter in the box and go”‼️Completely distasteful 🚮

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TEXT 🐘 MALDREY

Audrey: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy a elephant❓

Audrey: Which I guess is a problem since that means I drank a little too much at the feast. 😖 But I think I’m mostly upset that I didn’t actually follow through?? 🥺 Do you KNOW how fun it would be to actually own an 🐘? We rented one for my grand entrance at my sweet sixteen 😲but having one forever would be amaaaazing ‼️

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text 💬 jaudrey

Jay: You know, I keep feeling as though something's not right...

Jay: Oh, right. It's the fact that someone as fine as you is still on the market. How is that?

Audrey: ........

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