Man was in the forest.

“Never forget this — you’re mine — mine to me. No matter where you go, or what they may call you, you will always be my son,”  ~Raksha 

[tiffanymaxwels]

Marilla Cuthbert’s iconic comebacks

[tennelleflowers]

What would Goldenpelt do if Spottedshadow did become mates with a cat in wind clan (even if just to get the clan off her back) like Timberleg or someone?

Start a riot lol

[the-incredibles-but-wrong]

Elastigirl: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Apogee: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!

Stratogale: Tackle him.

Blazestone: Dump him.

Psychwave: Kick him in the shin.

Mr. Incredible: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

[mingrose]

I appreciate Ali Wong.

[jilylicious]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Literally imagine talking to a child like this

[audidas-deactivated20140818]

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

[oate]

7 million

[biphoenix]

in the earth

[tehrisa]

free them

[inneracoustics]

i was surfing through google, watching concept art and i found this piece

and i don’t know you but now i’m sad.

[runningracingdancingchasing]

(source)

[meanplastic]

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[squided]

I’m bringing back the REAL post.  For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting.  Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything.  For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you.  I’m very disappointed.  Please share the original because this is an important issue.

Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:

[emile8]

No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.

[nicthefanboy]

Bless the blog that brought the original back!

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures

[ladywordfighter]

This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.

To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.

[xxleondraxx]

Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:

And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:

These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.

So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.

[randomslasher]

To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!

[sea-anon]

This is so important!! Like my dad looks fat but he’s mostly super strong

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

its posts like this that make me wanna keep on living and still feel a little good about myself

[smooththegoofyshark]

6 pack abs are out, viking/barbarian bodies are in

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[catchymemes]

[walkonsalt]

You see Jack White on the street one day. You don’t wanna freak him out and get in his personal space, so you reach out to shake his hand. When you do so, you feel him place something in your palm. He walks away. You open your hand to see this:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead

[cosmic-radiation]

They’re doing what

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

challenging God it seems

[dare-i-say-asexual]

[michaelmilkers]

okay i know this is like funny haha meme and all but anna todd is an almost 30 year old married woman who wrote a fanfiction about harry styles who is many years younger than her that not only has him in a lot of incredibly explicit sex scenes but it also portrays him as an abuser bad boy who only wants the main character (bland self-insert girl next door type) for sex. i read a large chunk of the first book of after when i was in middle school and it’s really Not Good.

after has been a problem in the 1d fandom for fucking years because besides being incredibly disrespectful towards harry, by virtue of it being a ~~harry styles fanfiction~~ on wattpad it attracted A LOT of younger girls who were then exposed to a really really unhealthy relationship dynamic that they are encouraged to want and romanticize because it has their idol.

so yes while the sentence “theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie” is really funny out of context as someone who has been following 1d since before after’s conception and watched firsthand all the bullshit it caused im really encouraging everyone to think about this and maybe give it the criticism it deserves.

[maneyer]

I fucking remember this. Lots of girls in my classroom were obsessed with it. One of them ended up in an abusive relationship.

[joey-wheeler-official]

[waggly-hawk]

[mythologiiii]

[rootbeergoddess]

I didn’t think this could get more fucked up and it has

[catchymemes]

Instagram: @pet_foolery

[vanquishedvaliant]

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

[null-set]

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

[vanquishedvaliant]

i dont follow

[null-set]

+

[vanquishedvaliant]

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

[mythicalwashrag]

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

[hubedihubbe]

Does Fjalar ever forget an English word and start waving his arms around and describing it poorly to remember what it was?

Definitely