Click here if you would like to suck my balls

because I know you would

[strangestquiet]

[toastbutteregg]

this is my motto

[bowtieblackbird]

[itseasytoremember]

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

[illumahottie]

[suspend]

when youre watching movie with family and theres porn scene

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Don’t forget

[tiktoks-we-like]

[drawingdeamon]

manager: you’re gonna greet the customer normally this time?

employee: yes 

m: ok. gonna do a good job?

e: yes? oh my god?

Customer: [enters]

e: hi :) welcome to the sunglass hut :) im the sunglass slut :) can i get you anything?

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[anextrapart]

[gif87a-com]

[killingfang11]

The idea is great, the execution may be tricky, but still possible

[ohsosharky]

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

[herecomesarthit]

[valerie2776]

[omega3]

[coolpupmom]

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

[notartis]

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]