Artis Mason

21 | FTM | Seattle

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

restaurants who serve raw/barely cooked vegetables as a side dish are absolutely sociopathic. so our ancestors discovered how to harness the power of fire and you rejected that power in favor of serving me something i could have gotten off of that bush outside. i rebuke you

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

you insult one plain raw carrot and here come the brontosauruses 🙄🙄🙄

[countrichmond]

😁

[doesgodgloat]

[molusca]

mom said its my turn to be disney first openly gay character

[theavengers]

WANDAVISION (2021) 1.08 - Previously On

[davidsfincher]

Just go with Agnes!

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

life is very simple you see. the goal is to look at good things (your personal email which contains tracking info on your packages) and not look at bad things (your work email that contains evil messages)

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[catchymemes]

[duckiedyke-deactivated20220716]

@ryebread-witchhunt

[dancing-cockroaches]

Now these are some cats that can pose for a picture

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[l0verseyes]

im desperate

please can someone help me find a pic that goes 

 - im doing shrooms can u send me a funny pic 

– *sends a demonic goat pic* DIE DIE 

 - dude why

[plastidecor]

Think you mean this one

[l0verseyes]

YES THATS IT THANK YOU

[toastbutteregg]

[everything-starstuff]

[slipknut]

it’s the titematic universe

[rob-pattinson]

# that sh*t was emotional ngl

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself