Professor Sycamore

Salutations, I am Augastine Sycamore, a Pokémon Professor from the Kalos region. || A Professor Sycamore Pokémon IRL Roleplay Blog.

[augastine-sycamore]

Salutations, I am Professor Augastine Sycamore. I study Pokemon in the Kalos region. I do not have much more to say about myself besides that, so I shall leave this introduction court et doux. Remember to stay safe!

Hey, this is a pokemon irl roleplay blog I made for fun! I would like to mention that I am not nearly as intelligent as Sycamore, so I might be a bit clueless on how to answer questions sometimes, but I will try my absolute best. I use He/They pronouns, and when you address Sycamore in character you can also use He/They pronouns for him. Thank you for your time, everyone :)

Here is his team, by the way!

[augastine-sycamore]

<you are kidnapped by a alakazam (yveltal is brought too) returning you to spikemuth. You're not in the apartment yet, but you are close>

@prof-hemp420 (feel free to ignore if you do not consent to being kidnapped)

[prof-hemp420]

We got him. You got the needed stuff to help his body back right? I think he's taken a bit too much.

@yell-on-spikemuth

Sycamore, you're scaring people who care about you.

[yell-on-spikemuth]

Well, ive got stuff thats still good he can drink if needed. activated charcoal and similar, should at least absorb some of the shit. im not too certain on how it all works, but. its somethin.

otherwise im not sure ive got much else to help with. ill get the med box but the pokecenter here is good to help humans out too.

[prof-hemp420]

Good, and oh right. We'll be hosting the god of death himself. So, there's that. Lyasander has surfaced again, and I thought maybe getting the bird here was a good idea. So he came along with Sycamore.

Sycamore, you're going to go into the poke cuddle puddle on top of Proteus.

[augastine-sycamore]

Alright, and uh- thank you, you know?

[augastine-sycamore]

<you are kidnapped by a alakazam (yveltal is brought too) returning you to spikemuth. You're not in the apartment yet, but you are close>

@prof-hemp420 (feel free to ignore if you do not consent to being kidnapped)

[prof-hemp420]

We got him. You got the needed stuff to help his body back right? I think he's taken a bit too much.

@yell-on-spikemuth

Sycamore, you're scaring people who care about you.

[augastine-sycamore]

Ssorry

[augastine-sycamore]

<you are kidnapped by a alakazam (yveltal is brought too) returning you to spikemuth. You're not in the apartment yet, but you are close>

@prof-hemp420 (feel free to ignore if you do not consent to being kidnapped)

[augastine-sycamore]

how is trying to escape with a god of death in your pocket? Not dead right!?

-@theveryworstthereeverwas

Exhausted and stressed, but not dead, no.

I made it home safely thanks to @prof-hemp420 and was immediately forced into taking a break by some of my coworkers, so that happened.

I still have the Ultraball with Yvetal, as I feel like it's too risky to release it just yet, considering the fact that it is now confirmed Lysandre is around, but I will release it as soon as it is safe, of course.

[prof-hemp420]

Glad you made it out of there unscathed. Even if a dashing scar would make you worthy of beating me in that poll.

[prof-hemp420]

Also @augastine-sycamore want me to stab him?

[augastine-sycamore]

I'd let you but I don't exactly know where he is now and I don't feel like finding out either

[prof-hemp420]

Fair enough. Maybe Pottymouth and I can help you put him in his place. Fuck man. Listen.

I'm sorry for being petty, well not exactly. I'm still salty. But right now that's not important. This is.

The last time this happened, Terramara was uneasy for

[augastine-sycamore]

Honestly, don't worry about it, and the important thing is that Yvetal is safe at the moment, which means that maybe for now we aren't that doomed after all

[prof-hemp420]

Well I am worried. Lysander is a dangerous man.

And I know how it is to have someone you thought you loved and who you thought loved you turn out to be a monster.

[augastine-sycamore]

mmhm

[prof-hemp420]

Nobody should go through that dear. Life... and then you look back and wonder how much... if any you would change.

You are getting a hug the moment we get there

[augastine-sycamore]

thajk you

[augastine-sycamore]

how is trying to escape with a god of death in your pocket? Not dead right!?

-@theveryworstthereeverwas

Exhausted and stressed, but not dead, no.

I made it home safely thanks to @prof-hemp420 and was immediately forced into taking a break by some of my coworkers, so that happened.

I still have the Ultraball with Yvetal, as I feel like it's too risky to release it just yet, considering the fact that it is now confirmed Lysandre is around, but I will release it as soon as it is safe, of course.

[prof-hemp420]

Glad you made it out of there unscathed. Even if a dashing scar would make you worthy of beating me in that poll.

[prof-hemp420]

Also @augastine-sycamore want me to stab him?

[augastine-sycamore]

I'd let you but I don't exactly know where he is now and I don't feel like finding out either

[prof-hemp420]

Fair enough. Maybe Pottymouth and I can help you put him in his place. Fuck man. Listen.

I'm sorry for being petty, well not exactly. I'm still salty. But right now that's not important. This is.

The last time this happened, Terramara was uneasy for

[augastine-sycamore]

Honestly, don't worry about it, and the important thing is that Yvetal is safe at the moment, which means that maybe for now we aren't that doomed after all

[prof-hemp420]

Well I am worried. Lysander is a dangerous man.

And I know how it is to have someone you thought you loved and who you thought loved you turn out to be a monster.

[augastine-sycamore]

mmhm

[augastine-sycamore]

No I'm not mentally well I have the god of death in my pocket and feel like curling up in a ball and crying all day thanks for asking

[prof-hemp420]

Not to be stereotypical Title thief, but... have you tried getting stoned out of your pretty head?

[augastine-sycamore]

I have not considered it, no, though I have taken more than double my usual amount of antidepressants and got trapped by the council for being sad

[There is a slightly blurry image of some of Sycamore's Pokemon laying next to him and in his lap attached to the post]

[prof-hemp420]

For fuck's sake man. That's not going to help. Someonbody in Kalos, get this man some help. I'm stuck under a rocker.

um... oh fuck..

[augastine-sycamore]

I am perfectly fine

[prof-hemp420]

No you're not.

@yell-on-spikemuth get up we're going kidnap a professor.

[augastine-sycamore]

arc damnit

[augastine-sycamore]

how is trying to escape with a god of death in your pocket? Not dead right!?

-@theveryworstthereeverwas

Exhausted and stressed, but not dead, no.

I made it home safely thanks to @prof-hemp420 and was immediately forced into taking a break by some of my coworkers, so that happened.

I still have the Ultraball with Yvetal, as I feel like it's too risky to release it just yet, considering the fact that it is now confirmed Lysandre is around, but I will release it as soon as it is safe, of course.

[prof-hemp420]

Glad you made it out of there unscathed. Even if a dashing scar would make you worthy of beating me in that poll.

[prof-hemp420]

Also @augastine-sycamore want me to stab him?

[augastine-sycamore]

I'd let you but I don't exactly know where he is now and I don't feel like finding out either

[prof-hemp420]

Fair enough. Maybe Pottymouth and I can help you put him in his place. Fuck man. Listen.

I'm sorry for being petty, well not exactly. I'm still salty. But right now that's not important. This is.

The last time this happened, Terramara was uneasy for

[augastine-sycamore]

Honestly, don't worry about it, and the important thing is that Yvetal is safe at the moment, which means that maybe for now we aren't that doomed after all

[augastine-sycamore]

No I'm not mentally well I have the god of death in my pocket and feel like curling up in a ball and crying all day thanks for asking

[prof-hemp420]

Not to be stereotypical Title thief, but... have you tried getting stoned out of your pretty head?

[augastine-sycamore]

I have not considered it, no, though I have taken more than double my usual amount of antidepressants and got trapped by the council for being sad

[There is a slightly blurry image of some of Sycamore's Pokemon laying next to him and in his lap attached to the post]

[prof-hemp420]

For fuck's sake man. That's not going to help. Someonbody in Kalos, get this man some help. I'm stuck under a rocker.

um... oh fuck..

[augastine-sycamore]

I am perfectly fine

[augastine-sycamore]

how is trying to escape with a god of death in your pocket? Not dead right!?

-@theveryworstthereeverwas

Exhausted and stressed, but not dead, no.

I made it home safely thanks to @prof-hemp420 and was immediately forced into taking a break by some of my coworkers, so that happened.

I still have the Ultraball with Yvetal, as I feel like it's too risky to release it just yet, considering the fact that it is now confirmed Lysandre is around, but I will release it as soon as it is safe, of course.

[prof-hemp420]

Glad you made it out of there unscathed. Even if a dashing scar would make you worthy of beating me in that poll.

[prof-hemp420]

Also @augastine-sycamore want me to stab him?

[augastine-sycamore]

I'd let you but I don't exactly know where he is now and I don't feel like finding out either

[augastine-sycamore]

[@czv-hops-kalos-arc ]

I LEAVE THE LAB FOR A 10 BREAK-

Okay- Calem told me to keep away from your main office and I will. But if you need anything please let at least someone know.

And I'm going with you next time you go out...

Also- um- I was kinda. forcefully given a red and black feather?? I'm not sure if that means anything? I still need to get it in a case but I'll guve it to you if it'll help with anything

Not sure what to do with the feather when I'm stuck with the whole entire death bird, so you can keep it for now. But, thank you for the help, it's much appreciated

[augastine-sycamore]

No I'm not mentally well I have the god of death in my pocket and feel like curling up in a ball and crying all day thanks for asking

[prof-hemp420]

Not to be stereotypical Title thief, but... have you tried getting stoned out of your pretty head?

[augastine-sycamore]

I have not considered it, no, though I have taken more than double my usual amount of antidepressants and got trapped by the council for being sad

[There is a slightly blurry image of some of Sycamore's Pokemon laying next to him and in his lap attached to the post]

[augastine-sycamore]

No I'm not mentally well I have the god of death in my pocket and feel like curling up in a ball and crying all day thanks for asking

[drill-peck]

fun bird pokemon fact: they love bread because its good for them. feed your birds bread.

[sonias-yamper]

Actually do not!! It can cause dangerous malnutrition and deformation, specifically Angel Wing Syndrome.

Buy treats from an approved source, but please do not give them bread!!

[drill-peck]

this idiot doesn't know what they're talking about. bread or nothing for birds

[sonias-yamper]

Please please do not, it's very dangerous.

Angel wing is not painful but it is still something that is NOT good! They won't be able to fly, and if an adult bird develops it it can't be treated. Please don't feed them bread.

[fuji-pkmn-sanctuary]

my local bird pokémon love bread and havent developed any sort of condition...?

[sonias-yamper]

Just because they can eat it and be fine doesn't mean that they always will. They enjoy it, yes, but it isn't good for them. Home-baked whole-grain will be the best option.

If you want to feed bird Pokémon bread, do it as an occasional treat, and add other things to add the nutrition that they need! Peanut butter, Marmalade, and Suet especially are great, and then you can put seed and vegetables on it as well. There isn't much of a problem with doing this, but still try to keep it to a minimum.

Angel wing syndrome is most common in aquatic bird Pokémon, such as Ducklett, Swanna, and the Quaxly line, but it can affect others.

The best treat you can give your local bird 'Mons is seed that's from an approved and grade A source. One of my favorite things to do is to take a pinecone and smear it with peanut butter, than dip it in seeds and hang it out on my porch! It provides a lovely way to watch them eat, and looks pretty by itself. Plus, it's made with things that aren't harmful to the Pokémon.

[drill-peck]

why are you still going on about this? bread is good, idiot

[czv-hops-kalos-arc]

Oi' mate no need to be rude. I get it you think you're some birdkeeper trainer. But maybe you should listen to the actual professionals who spend time and money doing research and studies to make sure we don't fuck up the wildlife. more than already have at least

[drill-peck]

every professional says that bread is good for bird pokemon. the ones i'm not listening to are a bunch of unaccredited wackadoos on rotomblr

[czv-hops-kalos-arc]

You should probably go get your eyes checked you Twat. They're probably scratched out from how shoddidly you take care of your birds.

The Magnolia name is highly respected and way more accredited than your sorry ass will ever be. If she wasn't, I; her assistant, wouldn't be in Kalos right now with a full ride abroad from Professor Sycamore himself.

I've seen the notes on post litteraly every professional. Pokemon Professor or others wise is tellin' you not to give your birds bread unless it's home-baked whole-grain. Which if you show that's what you're givin' ; then I'll back off. Hell I'll even apologize.

But I highly fuckin doubt you even care if your birds eat straight plastic.

[augastine-sycamore]

Sonia and Hop are both correct, you know? Bread is specifically made to be consumed by humans, so bird pokemon aren't in mind when the bread is being made, meaning there is ingredients in the bread that isn't healthy for bird pokemon, even if it does not harm humans. At the end of the day bird seed is indeed the most safe option, and as a treat from time to time you could do research and see if the species of bird pokemon you have can and do eat certain fruits, vegetables and berries, and if so you can always give them small pieces of fruit or something, as long as you are entirely sure it's clean and does not have chemicals of some sort. So if you do this I'd recommend buying fruit from a trusted farmer's market! Though of course, don't do this with carnivorous bird pokemon such as Talonflame, since their species has evolved to eat meat and insects, seed and vegetation may be bad for them. I would know, as I have a Talonflame myself and had to do a lot of research to make sure I took perfect care of him. And I will not take arguments from you, actually, because I am a fully trained professional, and you definitely aren't. "Every professional says that bread is good for bird pokemon" no. No, we don't. And it's not just me, Sonia is also a professional, and Hop is a soon to be professional. Please stop feeding your bird pokemon bread.

[whisperingwinters]

Ah! Mister Sycamore could I ask why Autumn keeps bringing me her kills?

She’s a Fletchinder by the by

[augastine-sycamore]

Ah, this is nothing unusual! My Talonflame does this as well, actually. Some carnivorous bird Pokemon such as the Fletchling line are known to bring their trainers some of their kills, very similarly to cat Pokemon. In fact, it is for a few of the same reasons as cat Pokemon! The most likely reason here, based on the fact that we're talking about bird Pokemon, is that she is simply showing you affection by presenting you with her kills as gifts, as a way to show that she loves and cares about you!

[augastine-sycamore]

how is trying to escape with a god of death in your pocket? Not dead right!?

-@theveryworstthereeverwas

Exhausted and stressed, but not dead, no.

I made it home safely thanks to @prof-hemp420 and was immediately forced into taking a break by some of my coworkers, so that happened.

I still have the Ultraball with Yvetal, as I feel like it's too risky to release it just yet, considering the fact that it is now confirmed Lysandre is around, but I will release it as soon as it is safe, of course.

[augastine-sycamore]

Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck this I should've stayed at the lab today fuck me fuck my stupid decisions I'm screwed

Not taking another photo because my stupid camera's flash was on and it was definitely noticed so I can't take a better picture I'm too busy trying not to get caught

[OOC: Unblurred version for you lovely little people]

[camphriermesagoza]

I THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING DEAD

[augastine-sycamore]

YEAH I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT BUT OH LOOK THERE HE IS! FUCKING. FANTASTIC! AMAZING, JUST WHAT I NEEDED TODAY

[prof-hemp420]

.... @professor-mystic get the fucking turtle we've got a snack for her. /j

We are not going to feed Lysander to Terramara it would give her indigestion.

[augastine-sycamore]

At this point my only options are 1. Run for it and possibly get hunted down 2. Stay here until the coast is entirely clear 3. Try and talk to him about it

And I am very fucking close to having a nice little chat with the guy who almost destroyed Kalos because I don't feel like endangering someone else or waiting

[prof-hemp420]

My man. Don't. Stay put until it's safe and don't do anything stupid.

Fuck, I'm over in Galar right now. Ugh and Mystic is in Sinnho.

[augastine-sycamore]

WELL I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO BECAUWE IM PRETTY SUEE HE JST SAW ME OH FUXK OH ARC

[prof-hemp420]

RUN! Run. Make sure your phone signal is strong, I'm pulling some strings. Like I said, I'm still salty about that poll but I'm not letting you get killed.

Oh how are you with sudden teleporation by the way?

[augastine-sycamore]

Please don't please don't I can handle this it's fine if I don't talk to him it can end up going worse maybe I can convince him

[prof-hemp420]

Sycamore. I know you care about him. You can't fix monsters.

Trust me on this. please.

This is me. ME. Professor Lawrence Hemp.

Officially saying I'm begging you to get the fuck out of there. Don't make mistakes I did.

[augastine-sycamore]

Can I just.. try, at least??

[prof-hemp420]

Trying is only going to end in tears and stabbing.

He's not ready to listen, I don't think he ever will be.

Also I elected to ignore your request and there is an Alkazam on standby to get you out of there if you insist on being a fucking beautiful idiot.

[augastine-sycamore]

Please at least let me try to see if I can get Yvetal away from him, if I just do nothing people might die

[prof-hemp420]

Got a masterball on you?

[augastine-sycamore]

I have. Uh. A lot of Ultraballs. But it should work if Yvetal feels endangered and wants a way to get away from Lysandre?? It's the best I can do-

[prof-hemp420]

go for it and if it doesn't work start running, Alakazam is en-route.

Good luck title stealer.

[augastine-sycamore]

Will updat e you on what happens

[coldwisped-deactivated20250209]

Good luck, though I doubt the balls will work if it does not want to be caught.

[prof-hemp420]

Yeah but it might make it fuck off at the very least. The big goal here is getting it away from Ominicidial maniac over there.

[augastine-sycamore]

I F UCKINF CAUGHT IT FIRST BALL BUT LYSANDRE SAW ME I'M RUNNING I'M RUNNING MIGHT NEED SOME HELP NOW

[augastine-sycamore]

Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck this I should've stayed at the lab today fuck me fuck my stupid decisions I'm screwed

Not taking another photo because my stupid camera's flash was on and it was definitely noticed so I can't take a better picture I'm too busy trying not to get caught

[OOC: Unblurred version for you lovely little people]

[camphriermesagoza]

I THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING DEAD

[augastine-sycamore]

YEAH I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT BUT OH LOOK THERE HE IS! FUCKING. FANTASTIC! AMAZING, JUST WHAT I NEEDED TODAY

[prof-hemp420]

.... @professor-mystic get the fucking turtle we've got a snack for her. /j

We are not going to feed Lysander to Terramara it would give her indigestion.

[augastine-sycamore]

At this point my only options are 1. Run for it and possibly get hunted down 2. Stay here until the coast is entirely clear 3. Try and talk to him about it

And I am very fucking close to having a nice little chat with the guy who almost destroyed Kalos because I don't feel like endangering someone else or waiting

[prof-hemp420]

My man. Don't. Stay put until it's safe and don't do anything stupid.

Fuck, I'm over in Galar right now. Ugh and Mystic is in Sinnho.

[augastine-sycamore]

WELL I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO BECAUWE IM PRETTY SUEE HE JST SAW ME OH FUXK OH ARC

[prof-hemp420]

RUN! Run. Make sure your phone signal is strong, I'm pulling some strings. Like I said, I'm still salty about that poll but I'm not letting you get killed.

Oh how are you with sudden teleporation by the way?

[augastine-sycamore]

Please don't please don't I can handle this it's fine if I don't talk to him it can end up going worse maybe I can convince him

[prof-hemp420]

Sycamore. I know you care about him. You can't fix monsters.

Trust me on this. please.

This is me. ME. Professor Lawrence Hemp.

Officially saying I'm begging you to get the fuck out of there. Don't make mistakes I did.

[augastine-sycamore]

Can I just.. try, at least??

[prof-hemp420]

Trying is only going to end in tears and stabbing.

He's not ready to listen, I don't think he ever will be.

Also I elected to ignore your request and there is an Alkazam on standby to get you out of there if you insist on being a fucking beautiful idiot.

[augastine-sycamore]

Please at least let me try to see if I can get Yvetal away from him, if I just do nothing people might die

[prof-hemp420]

Got a masterball on you?

[augastine-sycamore]

I have. Uh. A lot of Ultraballs. But it should work if Yvetal feels endangered and wants a way to get away from Lysandre?? It's the best I can do-

[prof-hemp420]

go for it and if it doesn't work start running, Alakazam is en-route.

Good luck title stealer.

[augastine-sycamore]

Will updat e you on what happens