Official dark-type trainer and ex-gym leader

Ive been on tumblr myself fer a long time, but im finally goin public about it. Heads up for some vulgarity and general stupidity // [ooc - account run by a system, (normally) by a piers fictive. bodily an adult, and some adult topics/jokes will be made, but nothin will go too far in depth. main is critterchitters-closedcaptions]

[freerangeranger]

[loueisvogel]

[yell-on-spikemuth]

THIS WAS NOT MY SIDE BLOG. OKAY.

[loueisvogel]

[gotta-pet-em-all]

Trying to prove a point about how weird the userbase is on rotomblr

I have experienced nonlinear time at one point in my life

I have been directly involved in a crisis that threatened my region

I have been directly involved in a crisis that threatened the world/multiverse

I'm not fully human on a physical level (hybrids, sentient mons, altered humans)

I am abnormally difficult to kill, or have died at some point

I'm a Faller from another world

I was involved in a terrorist organization/still am involved

I was abducted as a child

I am partnered with a Legendary/Mythical pokemon

I AM a Legendary/Mythical pokemon

I am on rotomblr to spread the agenda for my organization, Team [name]

None of these, what the fuck is wrong with you people

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

Please choose the option that is most applicable to your life! If multiple options apply, feel free to elaborate in the tags!

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

can we get this guy 1 million notes

[olmdaspacecase]

Emergency Commissions!

A friend who was offering to pay for a optometrist appointment lost their job and can't pay. I've put off getting new glasses for three years and my current pair is scratched almost beyond use, don't fit properly, and I've been getting migraines from having to wear them. I can't put this off any longer. I already had an appointment date set and confirmed before the news as well.

Paying for the appointment and my glasses will put me short for my rent so I'm opening full body commissions.

Sketch - $10

Lines - $15

Flat Color - $20

Additional Character - $15 Each

Will do: -Humans/humanoids -Anthro/animals -Monsters/aliens -Cartoon Show Characters & Live Action Characters -Some Gore (ask for examples)

Won’t do: -NSFW -Real World People -Robots

Additional Info:

-If you have a specific pose in mind, try to have a reference handy so I can get a good idea for it

-Payment will be through Paypal or Kofi

-Payment will be sent beforehand.

-Art may take up to two weeks for completion, you are allowed to ask for updates as long as I am not spammed

Contact me through my messages here or my email, [email protected]

[yell-on-spikemuth]

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hey this is our best friend irl and he could really use some support if you've got the means!! wed greatly appreciate a share around or if you checked out his stuff!

he does some pretty great work :)!

[darkpunkrocker]

"Hey did ya know evil teams always use dark-types? What does that say to ya?"

It says ta me, that it ain't the pokemon's fault these jackasses use dark-typin's loyalty for their own personal gain.

Blame the people, not the pokemon. Can't believe this has ta be said, Fuckin' Arc.

[yell-on-spikemuth]

"Hey Piers...I know this is pretty random but, do you think it'd be okay if I give your Obstagoon a hug..? He looks like the type of pokèmon that would give out some awesome hugs."

Flannery really enjoys hugs...

absolutely you can! just be careful of his mouth - he tends to lick people a lot, he gets pretty excited easy

[pokemonranch]

Reminder that, while it's normal for Zweilouz heads to fight, it is NOT normal for other Pokémon with multiple heads, such as doudrio or binacle. If they do that is a sign that they are not getting enough enrichment or that they are under high amounts of stress.

Exactly! Zweilous is an exception due to his aggressive nature and his evolution line, as a Deino spends most of his life with only one head. 'Mons that are born with multiple heads are used to the other one and will work together under most circumstances unless they're sick or have underlying issues.

The only exception is Scorvillain, as their heads sometimes fight when there's an excess of capsaicin in their system, but they can naturally regulate it.

[grippysockgangg-deactivated2024]

Sorry to everyone who DMs me only to find I am actually terrible at actual human interaction

[lavaridgexflannery]

@yell-on-spikemuth from here

"Yay!! I've always wanted to cook for a lot of people and pokèmon. I know just the recipe to use that's human and pokèmon safe. Just thought I'd ask first...since I've noticed some people get well....more than a little upset if you make them food they aren't used to."

She curls her hand under her chin for a moment though. "However, I've...never seen an Inkay before."

[yell-on-spikemuth]

i dont get folks who get pissy at food, sounds like an ass move on their part t'me

always love tryin new foods, n its great when foods're safe for both 'mons and people! means obbys less likely to sneak food offa my plate, hah

inkays are cute little things, they're dark n psychic i think, which sure is a combo. they can get inta a lotta trouble if ya dont know how to prep for em. theyre damn adorable though, so i think its worth it

[phantom-forces-pkmn]

Follow me for more Zweilous feeding tips

[chamomeowletea]

@psidontknow

[yell-on-spikemuth]

"If he likes spicy curry,good chance that he'll like Lava cookies! The cookies are usually made with hot cinnamon and oatmeal,then have like..small bits of milk chocolate.

Speaking of food...umm... would it be pissing you off..if I offered to make your pokemon and the rest of your small family a home cooked meal?"

huh. never seen spicy cookies before. or really any kind of spicy biscuits. obby would probably go wild for em, yea

no idea why it'd piss me off to offer a meal, my lil family and i love gettin offered meals - love seein other folks cooking and it means less cookin for me to do lmao

but if you include the unholy ammount of inkay in and around my house as family, it aint exactly *small* 😅

[yell-on-spikemuth]

"Awww!! Obstagoon sounds so adorable!! Reminds me of my Arcanine. He thinks he's still a Growlithe puppy..and tries to jump into my arms...a lot. That reminds me..does..your Obstagoon like lava cookies? It's one of the few Lavaridge town specialties I know how to make. "

She's gonna try not freak out in a good way with the idea of hanging out with Piers possibly alone. Did she mention she was a bit of a fan girl. But,didn't want to come off too obsess with him.

ive heard a lotta loyal 'mons forget they evolve n aint lap puppies anymore - i know fer a fact obby forgets all the time!

obbys never had the chance to try em, but he loves some good curry? think his current favorite is real spicy stuff with fried leftovers. either that or somethin with leeks, been a while since ive proper cooked hah. ive no clue if hell like lavaridge cookies or not, but he'll horf down anything at least once! (even the inedible. especially the inedible. he ate a whole arc damned spoon like 4 weeks ago)

//theres so many piers fangirls (gender neutral) lol i love it :)

[yell-on-spikemuth]

Are you still the Inkay Lord?

i am still the inkay lord

ive still got a ridiculous ammount livin with me, but ive been adoptin em out to other dark type enthusiasts (and keepin tabs on the little inklings)

three of em evolved with their new trainers,

also, they keep findin new inkay around my town so theres somehow more of em than i started with.

[yell-on-spikemuth]

"Oh you can totally bet that I'll be making sure I'll be standing up front if you ever come to Hoenn. Think you'll ever do a meet and greet after the show? You seem like a pretty cool guy to hang out with."

aw hell yea!

i love doin meet n greets after shows when the situations allow, i love interactin with fans, and Obby for sure loves it too - loves shakin folks hands and meetin their mons n all that

even if i dont do a big ol meet n greet, wouldnt be opposed to meetin up with you anyhow, i appreciate that ya think i seem cool! just prepare to meet Obby too, hes a huge love bug and doesnt always know the meanin of "personal space"

workin with some folks at the moment to try n figure out the best way to go about tourin - its still a huge maybe, but its a big possibility to be a thing in the near future!

[yell-on-spikemuth]

"Say Piers, any chance you'll be touring outside of Galar? Would love to see one of your shows!"

been really considerin takin a trip, and hoenn seems like the kinda place id like to check out - some pretty cool dark types hang around over there - so maybe ill kill two rookidee with one stone and set up some sorta world tour, get my travel in And give some fans the chance to come to a show

hope that if i am able to set up a concert around your area youre able to get a front row seat, would be real cool to see you there!