the payne train

some say your trouble boy, all because you life to destroy; augustus payne. twenty seven. human

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howlin for you | quinn & auggie

Auggie was bored. Considering he had the attention span of a child (honestly, Mrs. Payne had had her second child tested for ADD three times) it was probably a bad thing that he was left alone and without a task at hand. Archie was at the park with Mia and probably using her to pick up chicks, Ella was most likely with Owen, Dinah, or maybe at the police station and Bobbi was…well, who knew what Bobbi did on her days off. As a result, Auggie was left alone with the hairless cat/demon while Little Archie (the chosen name of the week for the still genderless piglet) played outside in the dirt.

Figuring the fresh air would do him some good as well, Auggie practically ran out of the house in search for something to do. He made it all the way down the block before his eyes fell on none other than Quinn Beaulieu, who was walking in the opposite direction with what appeared to. W a grocery bag. “Holy shit,” the man whispered to himself, unable to take his eyes off the brunette.

Quinn Beaulieu had always been out of the Paynes league. To this day it was still a bit of a mystery on how exactly Archie managed to land that along with the equally thrilling ‘who is Mias real father?’ debate. Auggie had never really gotten the chance to know the women but from what his brother told him, Quinn was just slightly insane and resided full time in hell when she wasn’t trying to murder someone. Honestly, that was enough to persuade the werewolf.

Auggie ran up to the nearest house and snatched a handful of daisys from the garden, earning a number of curses from the old man watering them. He picked the bugs out of them before running over towards the women of his dreams and Archie’s nightmares.

“Quinn! Hi! Archie told me you were back in town. How was prison? Is it like it is on tv? Ella made me watch the first season of Orange is the New Black, so I know have a good idea on what you’ve been through. Are you having an easy time adapting to civilian life again? I got you a welcome back present!” He finally took a deep breath, a genuine smile on his face as he tried to catch his breath while holding up the flowers to her.

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When Quinn had crossed the border a full month ago to pick up her daughter, she had well past expected to be back in Canada by this point. Archie wasn’t cut out to be a father. In the time that she had dated him in college (and she would use “dated” loosely), he cared more about hockey and his plethora of boyfriends than he ever did about her. And that was totally fine. Back then it was mostly sex and the slight thrill of dating an athlete – and he was subpar at both. But now?? When she found out that she would be going off to prison for a year, perhaps the better option would have been taking Mia to her mother’s in Calgary – but the thought alone made Quinn shudder. Her mother never gave a rats ass about Quinn other than shoving her in beauty pageants and dance classes to keep her out of her hair for the day. Mia wasn’t a toy. Taking Mia to Mr. and Mrs. Payne had also been an option, but Quinn knew she and Archie had never been that couple. She had met them maybe twice in the three years she was with Archie – honestly, she was just as ashamed of him as he was with her. Archie was miraculously a hockey player now, though. He had money. He could take care of Mia. And right before Quinn had to go into the slammer, that was all that really mattered; that Mia would be cared for. She didn’t fucking expect the shitsipper to keep her. Between his stubborn ass and that hot lawyer who was too smart for her own good, Quinn had been living in Ramen noodle hell for a whole month. Fucking Paynes. Quinn cussed to herself as she walked back to her shitty motel, on the verge of smacking somebody with her bag of ramen when she was stopped abruptly by a hurricane of words and Axe body spray. She blinked stupidly at the dude. Did she know him??? “Do I know yo– oh, fuck,” she huffed, rolling her eyes and bringing her free hand up to her face, rubbing at her temple. “Augustus, right? I thought you were a woman?” She couldn’t honestly be expected to keep tabs on all of them. Quinn eyed the flowers he held out to her before she glared at him and stomped past, hitting him with her bag of ramen on the way. “Did Archie also tell you to stay the hell away from me? Because if he isn’t going to let me see my kid then he should probably keep tabs on his siblings because I swear I’ll cut all of your limbs off and shove them up each other’s assholes.” Quinn pointedly ignored the children who were staring at her in wide eyed wonder.

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Auggie winced at the mention of his full name - literally no one but Nana Payne, and his own mother when yelling at him, called him Augustus. To this day, nearly his thirties (sort of, but not really he wasn't Archie!old yet), the werewolf wondered what the hell had been going through his mothers head when she picked his name. Even if he had been an accident like Archie said, the least his parents could've done was make up for it by naming him something cool like Elvis or Jean-Claude.

But that wasn't the point.

"Auggie. Augustus, but Auggie," he corrected, the smile returning to this face. How could she not remember him? So what if she'd been partially drunk every time they tried having a conversation? It was Archie's fault for never letting the raven haired goddess inside their home before. Unfortunately, Auggie never had the time to properly bond with his future sister in law - scratch that, ex-future sister in law. Quinn was totally fair game for him and Ella now...truthfully, she always had been.

"But the whole women thing - I mean that was just one time," he explained casually, while picking a bug off the one of the flower petals. "Well, okay not really but I think you were only there once. That one Halloween I tried wearing Ella's old cheerleading outfit. You actually said I had great abs...I think. I was kind of drunk by the time you showed up." Auggie paused - he was getting off track here. He opened his mouth to further elaborate but Quinn beat him too it.

Surprise, surprise, she was in no mood to deal with a Payne. Honestly, who could blame her? Archie gave them such a bad reputation...

Naturally, the werewolf followed her. "Actually, yeah, he sort of did tell us to stay away from you," he admitted, as he continued on route. "I don't know if he's still got a thing for you, I mean it makes sense why else would he tell us to stay away? Aside from the fact that you're trying to take Mia away from him, anyway. I don't really think he cares about - crap," he paused mid sentence, nearly having walked into a mailbox. She was a speedy walker.

Regardless, it was bro code that Auggie did this for his big brother. Completely ignoring Quinns colorful threats, Auggie was already too far invested - he couldn't abandon ship now. So he sped up slightly to walk beside her.  "Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to drab dinner. Or a drink. Maybe I can show you around town? I know this great bar - hey, where are you actually staying? Four seasons or something? Don't tell me you've got a mansion around here somewhere," he rambled on, looking around the street while still holding onto the bug infested flowers in his hand.

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