fuk u lol

my name is augusta grace and my blog is trash. do not follow me

[other-hawkeye-deactivated202105]

when tumblr shuts down, find me on neopets

[soundofsilver]

users, listen up! tumblr is in danger, and it needs your help! in order to save it, dm me your credit card number, the expiry date, and the three funky numbers on the back. lets do this, losers!

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[slender--aphrodite]

I just really really like girls (in a gay way)

[guildenstern]

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[katharinehepbrun]

The Most Hated Woman in America (2017) dir. Tommy O’Haver

[fandomfatale]

[meerasplaylist]

Visit Original Link

Don’t feel bad for me I want you to know Deep in the cell of my heart I will feel so glad to go

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[studyblr]

tag yourself student edition

who cares: reads books in class instead of listening, attention span of 5 seconds when studying, generally starts studying in the day before, lost all their new fancy pens by week 2, still somehow gets A*, sometimes starts arguing with the teacher

i can and i will: motivated af, watches legally blonde 24/7, big dreams and aspirations, bullet journal is goals, sometimes very forgetful but makes up for it through very hard work, wants to figure out everything by themselves before asking for help

hello my name is stressed: signed up for 10000 extracurriculars and can’t get out of them now, time management god, hates the glorification of all-nighters but stays up until 6 am anyway, has the highest expectations regarding themselves, needs a hug

aesthetics TM: desperately wants their notes to look perfect, spends all their money on stationery, loves to doodle, PUNS, is great in one specific class, always tries to help their friends with homework, study playlists!!!, can still easily feel overwhelmed and lost but they try and that’s enough

what: has lost their motivation somewhere along the way, has no idea what’s going on, “there was homework”, messy notes and messy life, really wants school to end, hates the education system, has no idea what they want to do after school tho

[ryanbergara2]

random buzzfeed unsolved caps (19/∞)

[ghostwheeze]

Incorrect Buzzfeed Unsolved Quotes (1/?)

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[pancakeke]

WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[yamcha]

im ugly as shit!

[creamynut]

igualmente

[yamcha]

fuck u call me