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August/Bailey, Fluid, Pan, 25, Phoenix AZ, here you will find several fantastic things of varying degrees

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

Halloween isn't even cool and buried yet and I'm already getting "festive" emails

it is no longer enough to advance the arrival of Halloween, thus, despite historical war sense, we must fight on two fronts

extend the holiday

[ittybittytatertot]

I personally will be celebrating Halloween until November 5th this year.

[roguetelemetry]

there really needs to be a complete Halloween week

you can have a punishment day like Candy Corn Wednesday, sort of like Ash Weds and you atone for shite candy

[this-is-a-lot-of-commitment]

If we regroup with Canadian Thanksgiving and Day of the Dead, we might be able to push Christmas back to the Nov 11 armistice line.

[roguetelemetry]

this is the true skeleton war!

TO ARMS! THOSE WITH ARMS TO ARMS! SALLY FORF! FORF! FORTH!

[k-eke]

Be careful princess  🌸

[grotusrinocerose]

[heatandapathy]

I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

[im-going-gh0st]

The ring is available HERE

[deejay]

If she say yes.

[johnwickofficial]

[caiabresebun]

an old entry for a contest. oak’s lab 🥺

[bbbrianjones]

jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

[queenofattolia]

#actual wizard like ACTUAL#you could take the absolute most cutting edge deepfake with every hi-res freckle and hair in place so you could zoom in to the atomic level#and it would not be as Real as this felt egg#with 2 puppeteers clearly visible (via @harrietvane)

[ouidamforeman]

@moveslikebucky

[pansexual-pied-piper]

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

[kyleblackpaw]

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

[pansexual-pied-piper]

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

[life-on-the-spectrum]

I’m calling everyone I dislike a “fucking pepperoni” from now on. :P 

[iwilltryalittlearter]

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[iwilltryalittlearter]

I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Round

[everythingfox]

Learning about door stops

Oliver

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time

[blogging-phelddagrif]

Bold of you to assume Doug Judy isn’t Loki

[animepopheart]

★ 【ENOCH】 「 SPY×FAMILY 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[werewolf-cuddles]

why am i repeatedly listening to this at 4am (almost)?

[dutchster]

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

[insomnia-productions]

[chrrispine]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH: VOL. 1

[glittery-butthole]

[rt0no]

[dragonprincessmew]

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

[transgenderrari-moved]

[thenewborndeity]

Diversity win! Absol is OSHA Compliant!

@osha-official-the-sequel