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@augustus-yates
Do you want to build a snowman?
“There’s not really enough snow right now, but if we get any this season... I guess so. My puppy would like it.”
tatiana-yates:
Watching him pull out his phone she felt resentment, there had been a time he would have dropped anything for her, and now she was being dismissed for phone calls and text messages from someone else. “I’m trying, but she doesn’t exactly make it easy. She’s made it clear that that isn’t my home anymore, it’s hers.” she muttered as she lifted the camera back up to her eyes and sighed. Her brother was handsome and she wanted him to be happy, but she was still unsure about Samantha. “Why aren’t you sleeping with her?” she asked, nosy as ever.
“Tati, I offered her my home. I’m not saying that I don’t love you or I don’t want you. But I didn’t know if you were coming back and while you were gone Samantha and I made it our home and now she’s feeling a little displaced, much like you are I would assume. It’s still your home too though. I still want you. Okay? Please don’t question that.” He scoffed a little at the question, crossing his arms, “How do you know we’re not?”
rosiedixon:
“Gosh, this is so embarrassing… I’m stuck, please help?”Rosie said in a muffled tone, her cheeks flushing a rosy color when she got stuck in her sweater.
"I'm about three hundred percent sure that as your professor I should not be touching you, but also like.. This is hilarious and if I don't touch you it's going to seem like I'm staring at your chest and frankly, this is a lose-lose situation for me and i'm not a fan of those." Augustus sighed for a moment, mulling it over, "Alright, stop moving. I'll help you."
tatiana-yates:
“Augustus, I have no recent pictures of you. Beside I need to take one for my project, do you really want to be the reason I fail.” she said with a perfectly arched brow. “Forget it. Answer her.” she muttered before dropping the camera.
Augustus rolled his eyes, shaking his head a bit before pulling his phone out, quickly reading the text message she’d sent him when he didn’t answer the call. “Tati I need you and Samantha to get along a little better. Please and thank you.” He replied and slid his phone back into his pocket, looking over at his sister, “Alright, ready when you are.”
tatiana-yates:
“Whatever you do don’t move, the lighting is perfect for a picture.” she said quickly as she pulled her camera out of her bag.
“Tati I really don’t want to do this.” Augustus whined, watching her while he resisted the urge to pull his vibrating phone out of his pocket. “Make it fast so I answer Samantha.”
roxyariella:
“Gosh, you need a mint!” Roxy laughed, unwrapping a mint candy and placing it into the others mouth without a care. “Mornings just ain’t your thing, heres another.” She grabbed their hand, placing another candy in there with a soft giggle, being playful. “I hate the smell of coffee, no offence.”
Augustus instantly stiffened, spitting out the mint as he moved away from the girl. “Let’s play a game and pretend that you didn’t do that because otherwise I’m going to flip my fucking shit, are we on the same page?” He dropped the other from his hand, crossing his arms over his chest, “I don’t care what you love or hate. What do you need?”
Do you think Samantha will eventually get tired of playing house?
“The word playing mean to engage in activity for enjoyment rather than a serious or practical purpose. Samantha and I living together serves a practical purpose for both of us and the environment.”
“People always grow tired of playing house. It’s boring and domestic. I would imagine she would just like anyone else.”
“Samantha and I aren’t playing anything, it’s more like something along the lines of two lost souls finding each other and finally feeling as though they’ve broken free from invisible but heavy chains that have bound them for so long,”“Maybe.”
@augustus-yates
“Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.”
@augustus-yates
“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” ― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
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professor-sansaking:
“I did not go to the ball because I had to drive to D.C. for the Women’s March. So, yeah, I am sorry I could not come but there is a higher stake here.”
“You should have stayed here, Boston’s march was really impressive. A friend of mine was working on coordinating pieces of it and it was just amazing what was actually accomplished.”
sdotburr:
tatiana-yates:
She didn’t have time to respond before Augustus intervened. Crossing her arms she frowned as she listened to him talk about how he didn’t even know if she was going to come back, or about their family. It was a sensitive topic and she didn’t like the fact that this stranger knew details, but she was almost pissed Augustus hadn’t mentioned her. As he turned on her she narrowed her eyes. “I’m not a prisoner Gus! I was trying to do something nice for you.” she pouted. When he told her to grow the fuck up her mouth dropped and she felt tears in her eyes. She wasn’t used to him being so harsh on her, then again she hadn’t seen him in over a year. Sitting at the table she crossed her arms. “Fine, but i’m not happy about it, and the least you could have done it told me you had a daughter now too.” she muttered as she wiped her eyes frustrated with the whole situation. She’d just assumed she’d come back and things would go back to the way they were, but obvious his life had changed quite a bit and she didn’t fit in the same way she used to.
@sdotburr
“You could have told me you had yet another sister!” She snapped, glaring at Augustus. She was completely blanking out the brunette, not caring that she had tried to say to not be angry at Augustus. If she wanted to be pissed, she would be pissed. “She’s a stranger, Augustus. She’s a stranger who entered out home, where my daughter was sleeping, without a warning. What if she had been someone else?” she whispered, her voice barely there.
Turning her head a little, she looked at the brunette before shaking her head. “I don’t want Ariel out here. I’ll go get her some yogurt and cereal, and some juice… I don’t want her out here, not with this situation going on. Don’t force me to deal with her going near Ariel… It’s bad enough that Roland wants alone time with her”
@augustus-yates
Augustus looked between them, not entirely sure who he was supposed to be going to at the moment. His sister was crying, Samantha was... Well she was being herself but now was probably a good time to offer her comfort. “I know you were Tati, it’s just a little complicated right now. Ariel is not my child either, Ariel is Samantha’s. You also have to understand that Samantha has a point. This is her home too now and she has a right to be upset that there’s now someone else here with her daughter that she doesn’t know. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want you here or that I want you to leave. Either of you. It just means that we need to make things work.” Slowly he reached over, just barely laying his fingers on Samantha’s arm, “I’m not going to ask you to do anything that you don’t want to or don’t feel comfortable doing. You’re also right and I’m sorry, but I can’t ask my sister to leave. She needs a home and mine has always been one for her. She’s still young and she still needs me. What would you rather I do instead?”
@tatiana-yates
sdotburr:
tatiana-yates:
“I was in my brothers house, I thought my brother had come down! Jesus are you always judgmental!” she snapped, already disliking the girl and wondering what his brother saw in her. “I didn’t realize I had to send a letter with my arrival before hand, not that it’s any of your business considering it’s my brother i’m here to see not you.” When Samantha said they weren’t dating she looked over at Augustus. “So what you just have some slam piece here or something?” she asked confused. “So what, you just decided that it was best to pretend I didn’t even exist.” she said, getting worked up. Turning back on Samantha she narrowed her eyes. “Don’t you threaten him, just because you’re pissed that i’m around doesn’t mean you get to get mad at him.” she said as she set down the eggs and glared. “Who the fuck is Ariel?” she snapped looking between the two. “I want my shit Augustus, obviously me staying here is going to be a problem.” she hissed as she slammed the fridge shut. “I’m going to need something stronger then Bailey’s if you expect me to sit down and have a conversation with her!”
@sdotburr
“Oh I’m not even judgmental in this moment. Oh honey, you have no idea how bad it can go if I actually decided to be a judgmental bitch towards you right now” She said leaning back against the wall as she tried to just calm down enough to breathe and walk calmly. She didn’t need Ariel to have a furious mother around her. “I am not bringing Ariel out here to meet your sister who you never even told me about, Augustus.” She said, barely opening her mouth as she spoke. Then she turned towards the unknown sister. “She’s my daughter, that is who Ariel is”
@augustus-yates
“Alright. Enough.” Augustus stood up, shooting them each a glare, “This is bullshit. Listen. Sammy, I’m sorry that I didn’t tell you about her, I didn’t know if she was going to show up, let alone when. That last I heard from her was over a year ago, I didn’t know where she went, I didn’t know if she’d be coming back. I didn’t think that it would be something we needed to worry about. I didn’t think too much about telling you about her because you’ve dealt with enough of my family shit without me going into the fun details about my sister who was technically missing for a year. Okay? I’m sorry. I wasn’t purposely hiding it from you, sometimes I wanted to have a conversation with you that didn’t involve all the unnecessary drama that comes with my family. I’m sorry if this is deeply offended you in some way, but get the fuck over it. If I told you everything about my family that’s all we’d ever talk about.” He watched her for a moment before turning towards Tatiana.
“And let’s start with you now, I gave you two very clear instructions when you showed up unannounced last night, one, don’t run away, two, stay in your room. I wanted you to stay there because I wanted to avoid this.” He gestured between them in an angry fashion, before focusing on the curly haired girl in front of him, “Now you’re trying to run away again. Grow the fuck up Tatiana. You staying here isn’t a problem, the problem is that I need you the two of you to grow up, both of you. Get over it, apologize or whatever the fuck you need to do, so that we can sit and have a conversation like adults. I need us all to be adults here because I don’t want to deal with this. I really don’t and I get you’re both annoyed and mad and offended or upset or whatever, I just don’t want to. I don’t want to play this game with you two, I want to sit and talk about what we need to and I want to eat breakfast and I want to play with my puppy.” Augustus let out a frustrated noise before running a hand through his hair and moving to make coffee. “Samantha please go get Ariel so that she can eat breakfast too. Then if you feel the need to bring her back into hiding I honestly don’t give a shit because I don’t have enough energy to deal with either of you right now.”
@tatiana-yates
sdotburr:
tatiana-yates:
“I’m not a child.” she snapped, not liking the girls tone very much. “And I didn’t think I had to tell you who I was or what I was doing here because I assumed Augustus had told you about me, but from the lack of even knowing my name it seems apparent that he hasn’t even mentioned my name.” she snapped, turning her eyes to her brother. “And you, you haven’t even told the woman you’re dating about me? does she even know I exist?” she said crossing her arms before turning back to Samantha. “I’m his sister, and August actually said I could stay here, so before you try and kicking me out maybe discuss it with him because last I checked this is his house, has been for a long time, even when I lived here, before you.” she said with an arched brow. “Now if you’ll excuse me.” she said before turning to Augustus. “Now do you want damned pancakes, french toasts or breakfast!” she said, her voice rising a bit.
@sdotburr
“Oh really? Because you’re the one standing with your ass out of the fridge not even bothering to look who you’re talking to” She was trying to not snap, trying to stay calm, though god damn she was not having an easy time doing so. “No, he didn’t tell me he had a child of a sister who would come here without a warning. And we’re not dating.” she turned slowly to Augustus, anger in her eyes as she was almost shaking with rage. “You… Are… Dead, Augustus.” she said each word slowly, ready to murder him. “I am going to go to Ariel’s room. If you are not ready to explain yourself within ten minutes, I swear to god, Augustus, you will physically have to restrain me, from harming you”
@augustus-yates
Augustus watched the dog outside for a moment, waiting until she started to play before letting her back inside, half listening to the conversation going on in the kitchen, once the dog was back inside he found her a treat, then sat on the floor in the opening to the kitchen. “In my defense you disappeared for a year, then showed up in the middle of the night. When did you want me to tell her that you were staying here?” He asked, looking over at his sister before watching Samantha. “I need you to take a few deep breaths please, I’m going to make some coffee, you can get Ariel, we’ll have breakfast and we can all very calmly talk things out.” He watched her for a moment before looking down at the puppy, mindlessly playing with her ears, “We can have Bailey’s, not you, the alcoholic kind.” He told the dog softly, doing his best to ignore the fact that there were most likely two very angry people, all of that anger directed towards him.
@tatiana-yates
tatiana-yates:
Surprised to hear a woman’s voice she jerked around, a smile on her face. “Oh you must be Samantha!” she said happily, pulling a carton of eggs out of the fridge and putting them on the counter. “I’m Tatiana.” she sad, naturally expecting the other girl to know who she was. Looking up as Augusuts walked into the room she lit up more. “Shit sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you, I was going to make us breakfast, to make up for keeping you up last night.” she said, gasping as a little puppy came barelling in after him. “Oh hello cuteness, who’re you.” she said with a giggle as she bent down to pet him. “I was just introducing myself to Samantha.” she explained unsure why the girl looked so pissed or her brother seemed to think they needed a deep breath. “Also, pancakes, french toast or full on bacon, eggs, and toast?” she said before turning back to the eggs.
@sdotburr
Samantha’s eye twitched as the girl spoke her name like it was obvious who she was, when this little brunette, was someone who Samantha had never even heard about! Her left hand clenched together as she turned slowly towards Augustus, ready to throw a punch. “Stay away from the knives, Augustus? Oh please, don’t you know me by now? I prefer murder from distance” She growled quietly, before glaring back at the child again. “No, you said your name, child. You did not introduce yourself. Introducing yourself properly would involve telling me why you are in my home, making food, in the early morning. Now, tell me. Who the fuck are you, and then, get the fucking hell out of my home”
@augustus-yates
Augustus looked between them, seconds away from hyperventilating. This wasn't supposed to happen. Why was this happening? He was supposed to have had a chance to talk to Samantha first. But no, that would be too simple, too easy. Tatiana was supposed to stay in her room, but why would she do that? Why would Samantha do the same thing she did every morning and go get Ariel, giving him time to stop her. Because that would be too easy. He looked between them again, not knowing what to do in the current situation, instead of speaking to either of them, or trying to defuse the situation he looked down at the puppy, carefully patting her head before walking to the door, "Come on, let's go outside before you pee on my floor." @tatiana-yates