||Corncakes||

Call me Charlie // Portfolio // grumpy old dudes are my favourite // after I had my coffee, this is a very positive place

[qvicksilversass]

༉‧₊˚.OH NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD

JOE TIPPET as TIM

MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS

[drill-teeth]

Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.

[aurel1us]

My headcanon is that he owns a very nice car he never gets to use

[aurel1us]

Visitors from other dimensions RARELY are good news

[aurel1us]

Mf knows how to hit a pose

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[aurel1us]

I‘m high on cough syrup so I give you baby boy before he went to prison

[nailgunstigmata]

hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man

[aurel1us]

Listen to me. Listen to me!! I had to!! In order to draw that tight-fitting shirt!!? Otherwise the folds would have come out wrong!! NO! LISTEN TO M-

[aurel1us]

I don’t see you guys rating

The kind of mate I‘m contemplating

I‘d let you watch, I would invite you

But the queens we use would not excite you

x

[ntrider]

me when sexualized design is appealing to me: I love being a pervert this is the correct way to be

me when sexualized design is not appealing to me: all of you are fucking lame and stupid get better taste

me when my heart is ripped off my torso by a dragon: oh fuck

[startrekuniverse]

Star Trek: PICARD ➢  Surrender | 3x08

[aurpiment]

Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

[oopsallvampires]

Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

[franfinesheffield]

New employee orientation with the vampire

[assassinregrets]

union organizing campaign with the vampire

[citizen-zero]

going on strike with the vampire

[thundergrace]

Zelda is right. Return the rights. They're taking off all this shit for tax purposes and so that they don't have to pay residuals but worse than that, for a great deal of projects, they also own the rights meaning these projects can never be available anywhere else.

[whispy-witch]

[aurel1us]

I just want to say, 20th century lacrosse uniforms are… a mess

[aurel1us]

Hi, I have thoughts on Vicar Max and tossball