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sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

there's literally nothing more radical in 2026 than believing that humanity can become good news for each other and the only world we'll ever share.

liminalbeauty

Saving the tags.

troy-bolton

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

chikkou

anxietyproblem

y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick

ketenkusu

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

actualmythicalcreature

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

dangerously-human

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

l0velyl4vender

I’d like to add on to this with the other end of the spectrum!!

I used to go to this one gas station a lot with my Grandma, usually every Thursday after school. When I switched schools, I stopped going. And then one day, a week or two later, my grandma comes in and says “The employee at the gas station asked where you’ve been. He was worried.”

There are people that care about you more than you will ever know. And I think that’s beautiful.

#fav

deanky

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

aflo

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

#breaking bad

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

kosmogrl

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

nostalgic-teddyy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

jackkdaniels

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

Visit Original Link

snoleopard7

#fav

maybe-someday-eventually

#IMPORTANT

souf-vs-staff

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.