~Random Ramblings~

--All My Nightmares Escaped My Head-- ...Bar the door, please, don't let them in... Hello, I am a college student studying Computer Science. Eventually I hope to hone my hacking skills and work for computer security. Or to become a writer of fiction,...

[goaliesarethebest]

Me, when I hear Joss Whedon is directing the Batgirl movie

[sapphism-and-nihilism]

I was going through my files and found this under the filename FUCK.png and then I opened it  up and now I remember why I named it that in the first place

[melissa-benoists]

me reading all of that shit from joss’ trashed wonder woman script and then thinking about how he’s gonna write, direct and produce batgirl:

[cybergata]

[like-crazy-cakes]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

The best part of this which people often don’t realize is that Dwight was the one who took the family picture of them. So him seeing that picture is even more startling to him.

[kieraplease]

People on twitter are making collages of my cosplays and they’re so cute!! (Ig: kieraplease)

[kickingshoes]

Me before playing Magikarp Jump:

Me after playing Magikarp Jump:

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[sparkytheandroid]

[sad-piplup]

[tinynako-archived062220]

a true craftsman

[newhampshit]

united states of america

east coast

west coast

the south

the midwest

[gunsandfireandshit]

Maryland 

[sonia-marmeladova]

Texas

[rabbittiddy]

Who’d wanna live in dumb old Texas anyway?

[takashi0]

[callmedeku24]

I love this post 😂😂😂

[eyezehuhh]

Only day to reblog this

[dentedproduct-deactivated201910]

Illustrated by Yukio Hasegawa & Painted by Saori Goda

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

FCC HOTLINE: [phone]

[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[twenty-four-robbers]

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

[magic-retina-deactivated2017100]

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

[gamzees-hole]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

[canisfamiliaris]

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

[dragonaut101-blog]

All that was needed was “college student” but atlus, as always, goes above and beyond.

[sixpenceee]

Lipstick with actual flowers inside? Yes, please! It’s time to say goodbye to the Kylie Jenner lip kits and hello to Kailijumei! The China-based store has recently introduced a new lipstick to the beauty scene and it’s all the rage right now! The gorgeous jelly lipstick not only has real flowers and gold specks inside, but it also has a light pink tint that changes colors depending on your temperature and body pH. Is that cool or what?! (Source)