it's sun crusher bruh

i'm a horny fucking lizard nice to meet u 🦎 living my best life in a dumpster behind a taco bell 🌮 i would let jim root stomp all over my neck and then thank him for it 🥴🍆💦 and in case ur wondering, sun crusher is the dumbest superweapon in star wars it's seriously so dumb u wanna cry like that thing actually literally crushes entire SOLAR SYSTEMS like COME ON but also it's like crazy awesome and i'm living for it so yeah i'm a raging nerd why do u ask? 🚀

[slipknotarchives]

Jim Root (2001)

[gasmaskbunny]

[roudtalkxxx]

WANYK JIM ROOT WHAAA

[geeky-fuckery]

[orcbara]

i think it's important for most people's mental health to have a space where they can safely and unashamedly express being horny and i don't mean milquetoast tongue-in-cheek "oh step on me mommy" jokes or whatever i mean capital h Horny

[orcbara]

this is wholly genuine btw. repressing aspects of your personality 24/7 is actively unhealthy and damaging and you have to accept that sexual desire does not exist separately from your other personality traits.

in the same way as it's good for you to have somewhere where you can express your anger or grief or joy without filtering it through layers of irony to make it palatable to an audience, most people stand to benefit from having room to be openly sexual in ways that the format of socially-acceptable "relatable comedy" doesn't encompass

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[dope-rat]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[beemovieerotica]

[bleedingrose0688]

Credit: Huntthedinosaur on IG

[dysphorie]

Oh GOD the swoopy hair is back

[debasementfire]

the touches of gray 👄

[666syntareli]

jim root tattoo timeline

jim in 1999, no 'root' arm tattoo and i can't see the 4 or the sigilism looking tattoo on his arm here either

i believe this picture is 1999, the lighting and censoring of his face is basically identical to the pic of corey getting his truth arm tattoo

other tattoos on his arms are visible but no root tattoo yet

sometime in 2000 (probably tattoo the earth) jim gets the 'root' tattoo on his right arm and gets the tattoo of the lady on his left, the lighting in the 2nd pic is identical to sid's pictures of his tattoos from tattoo the earth so he definitely got it then

(you can see the root tattoo during sioux falls soundcheck in 2000)

jim also changed up the 4 tattoo a little, it was coloured kinda blue on the inside and the outline became bigger and spikier if that somehow makes sense, and he got an eye of horus tattoo on each forearm, below the 4 tattoo and the tattoo of the lady respectively

pics from 2002, 2003 and and 2003 again for references

sometime during 2003(?) jim got a sort of rainbow pattern that matched the root tattoo and it wraps around his wrist, it's easiest to see in the second and third pics above, in the first pic it isnt there

i'm not sure if jim's tattoos changed much during vol 3, the above picture is from mayhem festival 2008 and you can see theres a tatt on his shoulder that kinda resembles thorns, and another one on the inside of his arm and i have no idea if they were from vol 3 or the break between vol 3 and ahig

second pic is sort of an attempt to find a reference for this tattoo, pretty sure he covered it up anyways

late ahig / gray chapter stuff (i think?), u can see whatever he had on his right shoulder is covered up with a demon looking thing

i genuinely cannot tell the difference between gray chapter and wanyk unmasked stuff i do apologise

some more early to mid 2010s pictures, the tattoo on his left shoulder was done in 2014 in tokyo

2019 (judging by the hair, he also has the 13 hand tattoo here so i am assuming he got it around this time)

the end so far - present day stuff (these pictures are pretty easy to find out there so i wont include many, just look up jim root 2024 or somethin like that)

finally some close-ups

i hit the image limit but hopefully this is somewhat helpful to whoever may need this

[paulsnomadicportfolio]

[debasementfire]

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Fender Presents Jim Root No. 1 Tele Story from their insta

[debasementfire]

[sidbby]

Local news:

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{Sid Harassing tortilla man pt.4}

[annreggie]

[aurinkomoukari]

the one with you and Jim (32706 words) by aurinkomoukari Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Slipknot (Band) Rating: Explicit Relationships: Jim Root/Reader Characters: Jim Root, Reader, Eloy Casagrande Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, fantasy world ✨🪐✨, Found Family, heats and breeding, Hurt/Comfort, emphasis on both the hurt AND the comfort, IT’S SO TRAGIC YALL 😭 U HAVE BEEN WARNED!! 🥺, Angst and Fluff and Smut, kind of a family hell sort of situation, toddlers being little dipshits lmao, exhausted mama 🥺, marriage trouble 🥺🥺, loneliness 🥺🥺🥺, deranged women doing deranged things, UH-OH TROUBLE AHEAD 👀👀👀👀, Reader is a teeny tiny bit wasted, Masturbation, sexual fantasies, IT GETS VERY VERY SMUTTY 🫠🫠🫠 U KNOW HOW I BE 🤷🏻‍♀️😂, the narrator is highly unreliable, a very sleep-deprived DILF Jim, the dude is in denial and deflective af BUT HE STILL LOVES U!!! HE REALLY DOES!! 😭🥺, Very Stern & Very Serious Big Sister Talking-To, epiphanies (mild), deranged men doing deranged things, POOR JIMBO IM SO SORRY!! 😅🙈, description of a very explicit BDSM scene, beefy gym bro clone realness 💅🏻, Heavy flirting, blatant ass worship & objectification 🍑🍑🍑, super on-purpose ”accidental” porn scenarios, BENJI WE’RE ALL ON TO U FFS!! 🙄 U AIN’T FOOLING NO ONE!!, AND JIM GET UR SHIT TOGETHER UR TEMU VERSION IS UP TO NO GOOD!! 😅😳 Series: Part 2 of chaos and consent in oyarion: the saga Chapter summary:

Benji is up to no good. And that spells trouble for absolutely everyone around him… 😈