I'm not getting paid enough for this.

He'll be the first to blink; I've crazy glued my eyelids, so not me. 'Cause I crazy glued my eyelids.

[sorry-ipanicked]

Are we still talking about Dracula? Cause I need everyone to see this copy of Dracula I found in the back of an antique store in Bavaria

[katistrophe]

[bunniope]

i laced your joint with A Knight's Honor

[lovedbyjupiter]

[latriviata]

see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[forgottenflickr]

2007

[nonetoon]

[humanundead]

[redeyeyuna]

Eastern Red Bat gets a short stroke before falling asleep 🧡

[cartoon-food]

[delmondo]

[rickybabyboy]

is there no dignity? no privacy?

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[yardsards]

i'm tired of ppl always just assuming the word "blorbo" is describing a male character. no. blorbos can be women. i put HER in the microwave. hit HER with a comically large mallet. chew on HER. compare HER to a wet cat. put HER in a jar and shake it. dunk HER in milk and throw HER at the wall to hear the splat.

[quixoticanarchy]

the author’s poorly disguised unchallenged ideas about how the world works, what is natural, what should go without saying

[veryberryskye]

proving something to my stupid maid. what is for dinner

candy!!!!!!! 🍬

vejtubbles👎 🥦

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

[veryberryskye]

what are you doing.

[veryberryskye]

you cant fucking do this to me.

[veryberryskye]

[aurinkossa]

"What kind of eye color does your OC have"

"How would this OC respond if this happened"--

Motherfuckers what part in "Lois Griffin saying 9/11 was bad" does your OC play

[woodwool]

a bit harsh but for what hes subjected retail workers to over the years i suppose its what must be done

[longseasons]

[elljayvee]

when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we'd possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I'm telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

[calware]

they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

[calware]

compilation of the ones in the notes