Official Azran Ambassador

(not really hihi)

[evilbillhawks]

I'VE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT ROCKS. SEND HELP.

[aurora-of-the-azran]

And you didn’t invite me????

[evilbillhawks]

d

do you want yo eat rockz wit meh xD

[azranaurora]

me too pls

[auroratheazran]

ME TOO!! ME TOO!!

[aurora-of-the-azran]

@auroratheazran @theprofessorsapprentice @floorareinhold

British Museum heist. Tonight. You in or out?

[auroratheazran]

British Museum heist? Always in.

[billhawks]

I asked a Descole chatbot f, marry, kill

You, Don Paolo, and Dimitri Allen

And he chose you for f so..... I guess you have a chance there or smth idk

👀 There’s like 10 of them so I’ve got a chance with at least one, I’d think.

The dms are open boys 🫣

[professornipsaresore]

this loser thinks there's only like ten of us lmaooooo

[deskohl]

Sorry Bill but you are not my beloved cabbage

good luck with the others

[jean-transcole]

hm........

[billhawks]

Hmm?

[jean-transcole]

don't push it

I just think..... I suppose I might.... perhaps see the point of that 'chatbot'

it's a very blurry point but.... it's there

[billhawks]

Heh.

Thinking about it, there’s a few similarities between you and I. We threaten people, MIGHT’VE committed some crimes…

Perhaps we can discuss this over some wine 😏

[jean-transcole]

we've also both played a part in traumatising my brother...

I find that offer acceptable.... you've got yourself a date, but I swear to god if you take me to greggs we are done. That is a second -or later- date activity.

[billhawks]

Wonderful. I’m willing to go wherever you want… I’m a big spender 😏

[jean-transcole]

something completely unrelated to your previous statement has suddenly made me even more interested.

but if what you said is true then I'm sure you would have no problem with taking a fine gentleman such as myself to the Ritz.

someone of your status would no doubt have no trouble getting us in even without a reservation, right?

[billhawks]

It’ll be child’s play now that I’m out of the sexyman tournament. Previously, funds were tied up in my campaign… now I have a bit more freedom to spend liberally. I’m only getting a room with one bed though.

[jean-transcole]

you know, I was in fact just talking about the restaurant but by all means if you wish to share a bed with me, who am I deny you?

Who knows.... perhaps our time spent together will lead to some interesting sche- plans

[billhawks]

We can still eat at the restaurant as well. My offer of talking over wine earlier still stands~

[jean-transcole]

good good

would have been a shame to miss out on such a chance

I'm sure we have a lot of.... exclusively legal things to discuss

[billhawks]

Great. I’ll get started on those reservations then.😏 Shall I set it for tonight?

[jean-transcole]

yes, tonight is perfect

and that should still leave me enough time to get out of the backrooms

[billhawks]

Ok I set the reservations.

Hopefully I can make it, I’m being harassed by a fucking eyeball. Believe it or not.

[auroratheazran]

*points at the eye*

uhhhh are you still gonna eat that or......

[hint-coin-ding]

D*inG!*

You GOt a Hint CoioioioioioioioN?

[jean-descogay]

my radioactive corrupted hint coin now >:^]

[hint-coin-ding]

ding

ding

ding

ding

ding

ding

ding

ding

ding

[jean-descogay]

Oh hell yes Infinite hint coin machine!!

@auroratheazran @aurora-of-the-azran hey daughters, since I have an infinite money machine now, is there anything you want me to buy you? My treat

[auroratheazran]

Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupé

I want to know how it tastes!

[jean-descogay]

@billhawks is currently holding @professor-layton-yaoi hostage for votes. Everyone, let's go to his house and beat the shit out him

[jean-descogay]

Oh wait I know just the thing. @aurora-of-the-azran @auroratheazran

DAUGHTERS!!!

ATTACK!!!!!

[auroratheazran]

OKAY!

[azranaurora]

YES DAD!!

[jean-descogay]

@billhawks every second you're not running, we're only getting closer

[azranaurora]

[jean-descogay]

YES!!!

COME FORTH MY DAUGHTERS!!!

[jean-transcole]

GET HIM

[auroratheazran]

[jean-descogay]

@billhawks is currently holding @professor-layton-yaoi hostage for votes. Everyone, let's go to his house and beat the shit out him

[jean-descogay]

Oh wait I know just the thing. @aurora-of-the-azran @auroratheazran

DAUGHTERS!!!

ATTACK!!!!!

[auroratheazran]

OKAY!

[azranaurora]

YES DAD!!

[jean-descogay]

@billhawks every second you're not running, we're only getting closer

[azranaurora]

[jean-descogay]

@billhawks is currently holding @professor-layton-yaoi hostage for votes. Everyone, let's go to his house and beat the shit out him

[jean-descogay]

Oh wait I know just the thing. @aurora-of-the-azran @auroratheazran

DAUGHTERS!!!

ATTACK!!!!!

[auroratheazran]

OKAY!

[jean-transcole]

aurora army attack!!!

@azranaurora @auroratheazran @aurora-of-the-azran

[aurora-of-the-azran]

Ok!

[auroratheazran]

Will do!!

[deskohl]

@jean-descogay we are very similar

[deskohl]

Are you.... my long lost twin?

[jean-descogay]

Yes... I never told Layton, in reality he had 2 siblings

[desmond-darknessdementiaravenway]

Make that 4. Our dad was a massive slut

[descoking]

make that 5, same reason.

[jandscall]

make that 6. Same reason.

[deskhole]

7 please

[desmond-suchawhore]

8 if you would.

[breadmond-stickyfloor]

9, if you’re so inclined

[inspector-alfendi-layton]

…so Kat and I have 9 uncles? You learn something new everyday, huh.

[professor-layton-yaoi]

...sorry Alfendi, but that number is closer to 15 now

[inspector-alfendi-layton]

Dad… just why? Shouldn’t a gentleman show a LITTLE restraint?

[professor-layton-yaoi]

I'm afraid that my father isn't a gentleman, Alfendi.

[inspector-alfendi-layton]

Wow ok. Sounds like theres some family issues there and I do NOT have the mental capacity for that today.

You know what? I’m just going to accept it. The more the merrier right?

[professor-layton-yaoi]

Yes. It's a long story, to say the least.

That's a good way to look at it, Alfendi. Oh yes, I think you technically have another sibling/ cousin now? I think Desmond has adopted @aurora-of-the-azran?

[jean-transcole]

and me and @jean-descogay have adopted @auroratheazran so there's even more Al!! Big family!

[desmond-darknessdementiaravenway]

Hey what the hell I want to adopt a kid too. @auroratheazran and @aurora-of-the-azran you're also my daughters now

[auroratheazran]

okay! So that makes uhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhjhjjhggghhhh three I think

yippee!!!

[billhawks]

mr bill hawks sir do you play minecraft

Of course not! I’m very busy as Prime Minister. I have no time for silly games… unless you wanted to play some minecraft later anon?

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I will explode your entire server bill

[billhawks]

Come now Dimitri, we can settle this like gentlemen. We can talk over some nice mushroom soup in my Minecraft server.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOUR MINECRAFT DOG AND BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

NOOO NOT BILL JUNIOR! I’ll give you the diamonds just leave him out of this!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

IM GOING TO EXPLODE YOUR DOG LIKE YOU EXPLODED CLAIRE IN THE REDSTONE MACHINE ACCIDENT

[billhawks]

I’m going to hide Bill Junior somewhere you’ll NEVER find him. As well as my diamonds.

YOU HAVE TO LET GO DIMITRI THE REDSTONE ACCIDENT WASN’T MY FAULT! I THINK!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL CALL MY ARMY OF IRON GOLEMS IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

You know what? No. I would rather destroy every diamond than hand them over to the likes of you!

*throws diamond stack into lava pool*

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BILL YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...YOU FORCE ME TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE...

IM SUMMONING HEROBRINE

[aurora-of-the-azran]

Hello.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BEHOLD BILL. HEROBRINE.

[billhawks]

FUCK! GET OUT OF MY SERVER, DEMON! I JUST WANTED A QUIET LIFE WITH BILL JUNIOR!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL SUMMON TWO HEROBRINES

[auroratheazran]

Hello

[jean-descogay]

I'm taking this child too. You're my daughter now

[auroratheazran]

Another Mr. Sycamore too??? But... How did that happen?? I was already adopted by one!

[jean-descogay]

Multiple timelines have merged into one due to somebody screwing up a time machine experiment. Anyways I'm your dad now

[auroratheazran]

I guess one can never have enough dads.... Are you and Mr Transcole.....?

[jean-descogay]

@jean-transcole and I are in the middle of a little argument honey. We'll explain everything to you in a bit I promise <3

[auroratheazran]

Oh! okay. I hope you two will make up soon, I would like to make a family trip to greggs!! :>

[billhawks]

mr bill hawks sir do you play minecraft

Of course not! I’m very busy as Prime Minister. I have no time for silly games… unless you wanted to play some minecraft later anon?

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I will explode your entire server bill

[billhawks]

Come now Dimitri, we can settle this like gentlemen. We can talk over some nice mushroom soup in my Minecraft server.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOUR MINECRAFT DOG AND BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

NOOO NOT BILL JUNIOR! I’ll give you the diamonds just leave him out of this!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

IM GOING TO EXPLODE YOUR DOG LIKE YOU EXPLODED CLAIRE IN THE REDSTONE MACHINE ACCIDENT

[billhawks]

I’m going to hide Bill Junior somewhere you’ll NEVER find him. As well as my diamonds.

YOU HAVE TO LET GO DIMITRI THE REDSTONE ACCIDENT WASN’T MY FAULT! I THINK!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL CALL MY ARMY OF IRON GOLEMS IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

You know what? No. I would rather destroy every diamond than hand them over to the likes of you!

*throws diamond stack into lava pool*

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BILL YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...YOU FORCE ME TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE...

IM SUMMONING HEROBRINE

[aurora-of-the-azran]

Hello.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BEHOLD BILL. HEROBRINE.

[billhawks]

FUCK! GET OUT OF MY SERVER, DEMON! I JUST WANTED A QUIET LIFE WITH BILL JUNIOR!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL SUMMON TWO HEROBRINES

[auroratheazran]

Hello

[jean-descogay]

I'm taking this child too. You're my daughter now

[auroratheazran]

Another Mr. Sycamore too??? But... How did that happen?? I was already adopted by one!

[jean-descogay]

Multiple timelines have merged into one due to somebody screwing up a time machine experiment. Anyways I'm your dad now

[auroratheazran]

I guess one can never have enough dads.... Are you and Mr Transcole.....?

[aurora-of-the-azran]

@auroratheazran Hi 💙

[auroratheazran]

Hi!! I didn't know there were two of us!! hihi I was very happy to see that!!

[aurora-of-the-azran]

Would you like a snack? I have bismuth crystals and drain cleaner

[auroratheazran]

Ooo I love bismuth crystals.... thank you!

[billhawks]

mr bill hawks sir do you play minecraft

Of course not! I’m very busy as Prime Minister. I have no time for silly games… unless you wanted to play some minecraft later anon?

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I will explode your entire server bill

[billhawks]

Come now Dimitri, we can settle this like gentlemen. We can talk over some nice mushroom soup in my Minecraft server.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOUR MINECRAFT DOG AND BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

NOOO NOT BILL JUNIOR! I’ll give you the diamonds just leave him out of this!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

IM GOING TO EXPLODE YOUR DOG LIKE YOU EXPLODED CLAIRE IN THE REDSTONE MACHINE ACCIDENT

[billhawks]

I’m going to hide Bill Junior somewhere you’ll NEVER find him. As well as my diamonds.

YOU HAVE TO LET GO DIMITRI THE REDSTONE ACCIDENT WASN’T MY FAULT! I THINK!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL CALL MY ARMY OF IRON GOLEMS IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

You know what? No. I would rather destroy every diamond than hand them over to the likes of you!

*throws diamond stack into lava pool*

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BILL YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...YOU FORCE ME TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE...

IM SUMMONING HEROBRINE

[aurora-of-the-azran]

Hello.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BEHOLD BILL. HEROBRINE.

[billhawks]

FUCK! GET OUT OF MY SERVER, DEMON! I JUST WANTED A QUIET LIFE WITH BILL JUNIOR!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL SUMMON TWO HEROBRINES

[auroratheazran]

Hello

[jean-descogay]

I'm taking this child too. You're my daughter now

[auroratheazran]

Another Mr. Sycamore too??? But... How did that happen?? I was already adopted by one!

[aurora-of-the-azran]

@auroratheazran Hi 💙

[auroratheazran]

Hi!! I didn't know there were two of us!! hihi I was very happy to see that!!

[billhawks]

mr bill hawks sir do you play minecraft

Of course not! I’m very busy as Prime Minister. I have no time for silly games… unless you wanted to play some minecraft later anon?

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I will explode your entire server bill

[billhawks]

Come now Dimitri, we can settle this like gentlemen. We can talk over some nice mushroom soup in my Minecraft server.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL LITERALLY KILL YOUR MINECRAFT DOG AND BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

NOOO NOT BILL JUNIOR! I’ll give you the diamonds just leave him out of this!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

IM GOING TO EXPLODE YOUR DOG LIKE YOU EXPLODED CLAIRE IN THE REDSTONE MACHINE ACCIDENT

[billhawks]

I’m going to hide Bill Junior somewhere you’ll NEVER find him. As well as my diamonds.

YOU HAVE TO LET GO DIMITRI THE REDSTONE ACCIDENT WASN’T MY FAULT! I THINK!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL CALL MY ARMY OF IRON GOLEMS IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS

[billhawks]

You know what? No. I would rather destroy every diamond than hand them over to the likes of you!

*throws diamond stack into lava pool*

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BILL YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...YOU FORCE ME TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE...

IM SUMMONING HEROBRINE

[aurora-of-the-azran]

Hello.

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

BEHOLD BILL. HEROBRINE.

[billhawks]

FUCK! GET OUT OF MY SERVER, DEMON! I JUST WANTED A QUIET LIFE WITH BILL JUNIOR!

[lesbian-dimitriallen]

I WILL SUMMON TWO HEROBRINES

[auroratheazran]

Hello

[jean-transcole]

@auroratheazran Would you mind if I adopted you? I think that is an idea the fandom generally seems to like.

[auroratheazran]

I say give the people what they want!!! hihihi

[auroratheazran]

@jean-transcole Mr. Sycamore is that you?

[jean-transcole]

Dearest Aurora, sweetest most beloved Aurora who deserved better..... never call me that again.

[auroratheazran]

Oh I am very sorry. I just wanted to congratulate you for winning the vote!

[jean-transcole]

Thank you dear. Very glad to see you somehow being alive tbh

[auroratheazran]

Me too!! No idea how that happened Mr. Syc- ah I mean... Mr.... Transcole?