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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
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@aurrelia
*emits a Soft Glow*
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Hello hello!! I’m here to apologize for my lack of activity-- The holidays have kept me busy! I also wanted to announce that this week I’ll be on a vacation trip, so I may not be very active! However, I’ll try to be here asap!! Thanks for being patient ;A;
@terraene
❝Wait!! You can’t come any closer!!❞
AND SHE WAVES her hands at the female who came close. And she couldn’t truly blame her— This was a tourist attraction of all. A mysterious water hole of Japan, said to be haunted by demons and ghosts. Interested in the paranormal, Ula had set out to dive into the hole herself. However, others who were interested continued to stop by, and so she could not take her true form.
AND SHE PEEKS behind herself, glancing into the ominous hole. It certainly seemed eerie, but nothing that truly frightened her. Turning back to the individual, she placed her hands on her hips, hoping she appeared professional.
❝I’m uh— A demonoggolist and there’s some ghosties here in this hole!! And I’ve gotta investigate!❞
@certvs
AND SHE STANDS before her ship, admiring it’s metallic surface for pressing a button to camouflage it. It’s surface jitters for a moment before taking on the shape of a houseboat. A happy sigh escapes her, pleased with the form she’d chosen for her ship.
AND THEN SOMETHING sounds behind her, causing her to spin on her heels. She comes to face an unknown male, whose ears are pointed and whose hair is in an abnormal style. Fear strikes her for only a moment until she decides he isn’t a threat.
AND HE’S AN elf of Santa— The being she heard children speak of. A relieved giggle escapes her before she waves a hand at him.
❝Oh golly, you had me scared for a minute— I thought you were a human!! But with those ears, I know you’re not— You’re Santa’s elf, aren’t you??? I have heard of him!! He visits all the kids in a few days!!❞
Youre such a cute alien!
❝Ooh, holy moly!! You mean it? Oh gosh, thank you!!❞
Starter call!!
I'm on mobile rn so I can't check out everyone's blog atm but oh my god I just thought about a Tokyo Mew Mew verse bc some Mew Mew blogs followed me :') Ula being a human girl infused w/ endangered jellyfish dna :'))) and a giant seashell trumpet thing to attack w/ :'))
Aurrelia-- indie alien oc! [autoplay]
❝ Planet Earth, here I come!! ❞
I really just want to be warm yellow light that pours over everyone I love.
Conor Oberst (via wordsnquotes )
Jellyfish crystal balls
[ Librarian ]:
A peek, and the librarian taps the table pensively. ‘An expert on marine life, huh? How interesting.’ She’s never met one of them before. She turns behind her, fingers running over book spines. Her speciality usually verges into the fictional department, but in such an emergency, who is she to be picky? Her coworkers are all out on break, and this does seem fairly urgent.
‘Here.’ The book slams down on the table. It’s so thick you could knock some out with it. The cover reads ‘Fresh water Fish and how to Keep Them’. ‘Goldfish should be in there somewhere. It’s also got stuff on angelfish, clownfish and any of that variety.’
The fish darts and Jabberwock is suddenly reminded that she hasn’t eaten yet. And, boy, is she hungry. she’d prefer a deer, but a fish would do. She runs her tongue over her canines and leans forward, practically drooling over the table.
❝Oh!! Thanks!❞
AND SHE QUICKLY spreads the book apart down the middle, finding herself on a random page that has nothing to do with goldfish. Rather than looking at the table of contents to find the necessary place, she fumbles through the pages, hoping that she’ll happen to land on a page on goldfish. She ‘Hmmms’ loudly as she does this, a sign that she’s “deep in thought.”
AND SHE’S PULLED from deep thought upon hearing tiny pleas escape from the goldfish within the bowl. Turning her violet gaze onto the fish, she watched as it swam sporadically about in circles out of fear. A gasp escaped Ula as she quickly latched onto the bowl and pulled it close to her chest. She flashes a troubled look towards the librarian.
❝Waaah, don’t look at him like that— You’re scaring him!! He’s worried you want to eat or date him!!❞
I still owe some starters but I’ve got a few drafts I want to get to today!! So I’m going to eat something and then get to those!
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