Life Is Strange In The Land Down Under

[aussie-autist]

Other intellectuals: basically walking dictionaries

Me: I chose this fancy word because it has the vibe I’m going for. I have no idea what it means

[aussie-autist]

PAY ATTENTION YOU MINIATURE STOOL

[aussie-autist]

Christmas is the Bendydick Cumberbum of holidays. You could make up more and more nonsensical versions of “merry Christmas” and it would still make sense

[aussie-autist]

You know something’s seriously wrong with you when milk cartons start giving you sass

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[aussie-autist]

Dude I’ll be talking to someone while my chill music is playing and when we finish talking I’ll realise that it’s four fifths through my favourite song and I get so pissed like how DARE the universe choose such terrible timing

[aussie-autist]

My favourite anime character is pop cat

[aussie-autist]

Latin is just Italian spellbinding

[thatqualityvoid]

nE nE pApA

[aussie-autist]

My papa has two knees, too. Glad we can relate

[aussie-autist]

It’s easy to read of an adventure, but it’s a hundred times harder to live it. If you’re living through tough times, just remember that there’s always going to be something valuable at the end of it. Even if it’s not storybook magic, it’ll still be worth it. All you have to do is look at how far you’ve come.

[aussie-autist]

Latin is just Italian spellbinding

[aussie-autist]

I love how well the goldfish snack’s motto has spread. The snack that smiles back... smh its like they forgot gingerbread men existed for a moment

[aussie-autist]

Looking back I always thought my hermit of an older brother spent all his time in his bedroom sulking about how lonely and bored he was. Boy was I wrong. I live in my bedroom now and it is a beautiful, peaceful world

[aussie-autist]

As a relatively new Tumblr user I feel so weird picking tags for a post. Like I’m in a supermarket carefully selecting what might be the right tags. I’m just wondering when I’ll get to the point where I just start throwing things into the trolley at random

[aussie-autist]

I’m normally chill about boomers and their terrible use of puns but I just hate it when I get something in my eye and someone says “yeah it’s your finger” DUDE I AM SUFFERING HERE

[aussie-autist]

GINGER NINJA AND THE CASE OF THE MAGIC BELLYBUTTON

[aussie-autist]

I’ve just realised that the edgy phrase “there is no end” can also be used in a beautiful way. Like, the idea of immortality doesn’t have to be bad. We could carry on our story, keep on growing, meet new people. The sky’s not the limit — to infinity and beyond!

[aussie-autist]

Aaaaaaaaa sebanyaaaaaaaaa my forehead’s greasy enough

[aussie-autist]

I SAW WATER VENT