Rejects of Society

basically where I create and repost things I enjoy, relate to, or things I find saved on my phone with no context. I don't tolerate hate or disrespect to anyone. no matter race, gender, or sexuality. I am genderfluid, lesbian, and polysexual.

[thatqualityvoid]

Does anyone remember a weird movie about a magical talking gourd??

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like “jesus fucking christ there’s a corpse in here”, herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it’s some kind of a prank that they’re pulling, but also the people that you know aren’t into pranks, or aren’t very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you’re not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you’re supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can’t see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You’re taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won’t look at you, the paramedics agree that they’ve never had a talking corpse before, though they won’t question the fact that you’re moving on your own.

You’re eventually led to a morgue, where you’re shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don’t really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what’s going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they’re like “dude what the fuck, you’re not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies” and when you’re like “aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body” they have no idea whether you’re joking and they don’t care, you’re just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that’s probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

[itmeansapricot]

I was waiting to find out what social issue this was going to be a metaphor for, so that ending really punched me in the face.

[thatqualityvoid]

I was so weirdly invested in this and then it was just about ants and I feel like I got whiplash from being snatched so hard out of my train of thought

[theweirdwideweb]

[nonbinannytranny]

why the fuck did my stupid high brain think the spoons were slugs

[nonbinannytranny]

oh my god wait theres a dolphin

[thatqualityvoid]

"hey I see you've got a nice assortment of food there. open the window and lemme in."

[thechristmasof1997and2000]

ant compliation

[rottingfacade]

what the hell is happening

[thatqualityvoid]

this was a wild ride

[flightless-boy]

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

[bird-big]

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

[fish-with-a-knife]

I’m gay and love root beer

[thatqualityvoid]

I'm gay and 100% ready to do crime for a root beer float

[yourbloodinmine-deactivated2015]

[whats-good-young-hoe]

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

[professorfuntimes]

You milked Henry VIII?!?

[thatqualityvoid]

Guaranteed chunky

[bgm05]

ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head

[teralyri]

Fell for the classic Benadryl quiche prank

[thatqualityvoid]

What kinda benadryl have you been taking??

[thes-hitoverlord]

[fols-eli]

[thatqualityvoid]

"I may be depressed but at least I have an iced coffee" vibes

[toastbutteregg]

[thatqualityvoid]

r/idontworkhere

[alisonzai]

more vids

[thatqualityvoid]

Can you drop the links to these?

[yourdailyqueer]

So this has only happened from today (3rd May 2021), but it seems Tumblr now makes any lgbtq+ related tag colourful. These are the colourful tags I can currently see on my posts:

[thatqualityvoid]

Never not gonna reblog the power of queer

[moonsxg]

I made a paperhat animation lol

Also plz support my channel :") https://youtu.be/aj8uIlvpYVk

[thatqualityvoid]

THE ENDING XD

[nocturnomath0w0]

Finn: Is something burning?

Poe: Just my love for you.

Poe:...And the oven.

[thatqualityvoid]

I love finnpoe and yet it eludes LeT mE lOvE yOu I really need more finnpoe in my life

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Reblog if the mouse on the left is just as cute as the mouse on the right <3

[thatqualityvoid]

PINKY AND THE BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[books-andbiscuits]

Thats 1,595,968 URLs

[dont-tell-the-teacher-deactivat]

Fuck you mom and dad

[becausewedefinetheworld]

1242629 URLs, we can do better

[funshine-in-sunshine]

MOAR

[forest-waters]

Do ya’ll like moths

[sunnysidemike]

I like Luna moths!

[nocturnomath0w0]

Yes, they’re really pretty

[thatqualityvoid]

FEEL THE POWER OF THE PAN

Seriously I reblogged so quick I think I sprained my thumb HeLp-

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @mercurycat27

STREET SMARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatqualityvoid]

The guy could look at a child a child and tell you their coffin size

I love John Mullaney