[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitesunlars]

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

[tariqah]

This magazine made this bar graph and Leonardo DiCaprio has never dated a woman above 25 like… this is so ugly

[tariqah]

Apparently it was first posted on reddit but here it is

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[lilsugarbush]

[4got2reply]

How do I tell a guy he's the coolest and I wanna kiss him

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

[baianu]

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

[mybloodisstillalive-deactivated]

[coral]

[10knotes]

wow i look better than usual

[lonelyroommp3]

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

[lonelyroommp3]

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

[oxfordcommaforever]

Pro tip from a native: no one is paying attention to you, or what you’re doing, with three exceptions:

1) You are walking slowly

2) You are shitting on the floor of the subway

3) you are mugging us

[royalbloood-deactivated20220214]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

THIS ID GRANTS YOU ACCESS TO ALL THE EVERYTHING

[permittedvermin]

[tamamoland]

[aeonlamb]

[lightninstar-deactivated2020091]

[prettypositivity]

trust yourself. you’ve survived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming

[demelzahcarne]

Michiel Huisman photographed by Jon Gorrigan for Esquire;May 2016

[block]

[toastbutteregg]

this is stronger than most relationships

[jackemus]