laugh?

jokester extraordinaire

[ohperfkylerrr]

You don’t have to if you don’t wanna.

[austinbossin]

I don't mind.

[ohperfkylerrr]

Can you cuddle with me too?

[austinbossin]

I suppose.

[ohperfkylerrr]

That’s not what I meant.

[austinbossin]

You're no fun. I'll bring you some blankets, though.

[ohperfkylerrr]

Or you could lay on top of me. I’m sure you’re as warm as a bunch of kittens.

[austinbossin]

That's kinky... I'm down for it.

[ohperfkylerrr]

I could help. We could get Justin to help too.

[austinbossin]

Would they even except that many kittens at once? How about I cover you in kitten stuffed animals? 

[ohperfkylerrr]

Cover myself with them until this movie is over.

[austinbossin]

Do I have to return them all after that?

[ohperfkylerrr]

Thank you.

[austinbossin]

Then, I'll send Justin in to get more. What are you going to do with all the cats?

[ohperfkylerrr]

You’re so sweet. Adopt them all please.

[austinbossin]

I'll get as many as I can.

[ohperfkylerrr]

I’m watching Purge but I’d much rather be covered in kittens at the moment.

[austinbossin]

I'm out to adopt some kittens, then.

[fleshmaid3n-deactivated20201226]

[ameliawalks]

Phone has been off for three days, haven’t been replying to emails and messages, now having to reply and call back all those missed calls. I can assure everyone, I am in fact not dead. It’s just pre-exam week.

[austinbossin]

Pre-exam week? Being dead might actually be better.

[ohperfkylerrr]

Oh no, you really don’t need to do that.

I’m very lovely, thank you very much. I buy your food I will gladly start to spit in it.

[austinbossin]

What if I wanted to?

I'll just hire someone else, then. Except, I won't.

[ohperfkylerrr]

You’re also weird for not taking me out. I’m lovely.

[austinbossin]

I was going to take you to get more clothes and whatever else girls need. Lovely? Maybe to other people.

[ohperfkylerrr]

You are.

[austinbossin]

And to think, I was going to offer to take you out tomorrow.

[ohperfkylerrr]

pepperoni and chocolate milk is a great mix.

[austinbossin]

I thought I was weird.

[im-oliviar]

Living the life! 

[austinbossin]

What's your name, fellow rich person?

[ohperfkylerrr]

I forgot how much I hate the way my grandma cooks. Just let me go home.

[austinbossin]

I can buy some take-out and come pick you up?