Olivia Drusilla Rogers

Hola chickas! I'm Olivia Rogers, and if you don't know that, you obviously don't go to U of M. Sometimes I go by Drew, sometimes not. Kennedy, Bianca, and Harliegh are my (sorority) sisters! Andy is basically my little brother. And I love a lot of people, you're probably one. Unless you're Marissa. I fucking hate you Marissa.

[daredevil-dakota-blog]

Probably. I can’t even remember where I left it, to be honest.

[im-oliviar]

On your couch was the last place you had it. Check under the cushions. 

[daredevil-dakota-blog]

Of course, that’s the kind of reaction I’d expect. This works out better, anyway. If I need something fixed, I won’t have to go anyway. You can just… come over.

[im-oliviar]

I come over like four times a week, I'll probably notice it's broken before you. 

[daredevil-dakota-blog]

So, basically when I came in.

[im-oliviar]

Oh yeah, I got all hot and bothered when I had to fix your hard drive. 

[austinbossin]

What’s your name, fellow rich person?

[im-oliviar]

Rogers, Olivia! You are?

[daredevil-dakota-blog]

Sentimental? Or are you going to miss being hit on because you were the hottest girl there?

[im-oliviar]

Hmmm... Both! Except I'll only miss being hit on by the hot ones. 

[austinbossin]

Woah. I’m rich and hate people, too. High five!

[im-oliviar]

Living the life! 

[austinbossin]

It’s amazing to not have a job. Is there any reason that you quit?

[im-oliviar]

Because I'm rich, already have one, and I hate people. 

[austinbossin]

Go you!

[im-oliviar]

I know right!? I'm so happy! 

[daredevil-dakota-blog]

It’s about time.

[im-oliviar]

Shut up, it's sentimental. 

[im-oliviar]

I quit my job at the Apple Store fuckers! 

[yeshomopac-blog-blog-blog]

So apparently Netflix hates me because it's not working.

[yeshomopac-blog-blog-blog]

Oh, Olivia. What’s up, bitch?

[im-oliviar]

Well, I'm watching Gossip Girl. On Netfilx.

[y0u-are-just-a-memory-blog]

[yeshomopac-blog-blog-blog]

So apparently Netflix hates me because it's not working.

Can I cry now or later?

[im-oliviar]

Now. I need fresh human tears. 

[kennedeezyy]

He’s not a coworker, just some customer buying some new guitar strings and it was my shift behind the register. I mean, like, he was super cute, but he’s more your type anyway. Let’s consider this my good deed for the week.

[im-oliviar]

Maybe this will be my time to meet the man of my dreams and we'll get married, and he'll play guitar to me. Or He'll be a good fuck.Either way gimme.

[kennedeezyy]

Olivia!

You want this? Because, like, I’ll gladly hand it over.

[im-oliviar]

Depends. Did you see the name tag? Cause I don't want another guy that I've already slept with.

[kennedeezyy]

Some guy gave me his number today at work… I don’t want this. What am I supposed to do with this? Anyone want a cute guy’s number?

[im-oliviar]

Hello friend I am here.

[devin-daniels-deactivated201312]

Well yeah, but he’s my older brother. So. 

[im-oliviar]

Oh... Why is he coming into your room?