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#my birthday cards from me 2 u #xoxoxoxxo

#does our kidney stone website even have followers?

#THIS IS LITERALLY HOW IT LOOKS LIKE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD #WE DON'T EVEN FOLLOW THIS BLOG #I'M SO DONE #THAT GUY ON THE RADAR IS ACTUALLY ME RN #BYE

Happy Birthday Bro.

Somehow along the way we got reduced from being great philosophers to mere psychopaths aka we are now the living and breathing embodiments of Marty and Billy. And guess what? It's all good because we're going to sell authentic kidney stones and make a living from it, and then be reborn as abused, black Siamese twins with no arms or legs anyways so what's the point. What I'm trying to say is stay the same please because bRO U AMAZIN JUST THE WAY U ARE. AND WHEN U SMILE, THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS AND STAYS FOR A WHILE. No but really do so otherwise Billy here won't have any good reason to kill people for fun and there's no way to prepare for such a prospect. BUT WAIT THEN AGAIN I CAN JUST BE KIRIYAMA so nvm idc what you do, your existence is not needed anymore. Oh damn but Kiriyama has a worse ending than Billy...I changed my mind again I WANT U BACK, I WANT U BACK, W-WANT U WANT U BACK (URGH). Wow this is a terrible birthday letter I am soRry for my ineptiTUDE. So yeah for the most part LOL I'm thankful for whatever we have and I got your back; all the things I said in that scrapbook are still held true ok bro.

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