Everything is a story just waiting to be written

35 years old, he/him, PG-13 writing blog. If you want to read my personal works, please go to raisanenwrites.tumblr.com

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What Roman Emperors Looked Like Using AI, Facial Reconstruction, And Photoshop

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[3669ad]

People that hated The Last Jedi are the same people that hated Dark Fate and for the same reason. Sure, they can point to whatever flaw(s) the movies have and use that as a false front, but what these two movies said outright is that the past is horrible, actually, and that they should stop trying to bring it back.

The Last Jedi literally said "Kill the past". Dark Fate killed off John Connor in the first minute. You can't send a message more blatant than that. These two movies then use the best parts of the previous entries to forge something new and interesting.

In Dark Fate, the protagonists aren't saved by the T-800, they save themselves with him in a supporting role. They send another bold-text message that the future matters as little as the past does because they can't be changed. The only thing that matters are what is done now, and so they are empowered to make the necessary changes for a better future instead of being resigned to it.

In The Last Jedi, we are shown that holding onto the past only perpetuates the cycle, and that doing so only makes things worse with each new go-round. It isn't until the Jedi texts are re-studied and adapted to the present that The Force is finally brought to balance.

Nostalgia is a powerful motivator, but an even more powerful weapon. We need to break the cycle now and start changing for the better

[author-james-raisanen]

Still Here

I know I've been away for a while. Just letting everyone know that I made it out alive from that hellscape that was 2020, and that my life has completely turned around this year. I hope to get back to posting by the end of the year

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

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[author-james-raisanen]

Hannah Barbara Shared Universe

Since the Hannah Barbara universe is shared among all of their cartoons, that means that Yogi Bear, Quickdraw McGraw, Snagglepuss, Astro, and all the other talking animals we follow are descended from the same alien race that Scooby Doo is, the Anunnaki

[author-james-raisanen]

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

[theinturnetexplorer]

A Real Hero

[takashi0]

This is some John Henry shit right here.

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wow

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Dashrath Manjhi

[combustednocturne]

There’s a movie made from his story, you guys can check it out.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3449292/

[lilmandygirl-deactivated2019042]

This post got so much better since the last time I reblogged it omg!!!

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

oh my god!!!!

[norseminuteman]

That mountain didn’t not know who it was fucking with.

[sandmandaddy69]

[leathered-wayfarer]

@kitsune-kaos​

[prokopetz]

Mark Hamill is like the Tony Hawk of cartoon voice actors; in spite of the fact that he’s been doing it for decades and has played some of the most well known characters in some of the most popular shows around, everybody is still absolutely flummoxed to learn that their favourite character was voiced by Mark Hamill.

[latenitesandovertime]

I am beside myself with this information. Absolutely dumbfounded. Spent my lunch break nearly crying in confusion and/or relevation reading a wikipedia article

[prokopetz]

I think my favourite is the short where Joker (voiced by Mark Hamill) teams up with the Trickster (voiced by Mark Hamill) to kidnap famous voice actor Mark Hamill (voiced by Mark Hamill), only for the villainous duo to be defeated by Swamp Thing (voiced by Mark Hamill).

[rainy-circle]

C'mon man, you gotta at least share it!

[randomslasher]

Literally I’ve seen this post so many times and only now having watched the short do I also know that Mark Hamill assists in his own rescue by doing the voices of the Joker and Trickster to trick them into fighting and driving onto grass where Swamp Thing can capture them.

[penprp]

Mark said it was the only thing he’s done where he was sleeping with the entire cast.

[author-james-raisanen]

I don't know what it means, but it really seems like there's something bigger going on with the Eternal Nightmare Machine

[author-james-raisanen]

Given how easy it is to buy a person's debt, apparently, I propose that every willing adult buy, at least, one other person's debt. Then we could decide to just, you know... not collect?

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