I. Am. Authoritarianism.

Screw democracy. Choice is for losers. Those in charge know best. I'm the Anti-President in the Officalverse Parliament. I run the Me Party. Vote for me. I know best. Run by @ahumanibelieve (this is a joke guys, please don't be mean) (everything I say is very sarcastic. I don't mean any of it)

[authoritarianism-offical]

Right times have changed and therefore so must the pinned post.

I am the offical voice of authoritarianism on tumblr.

I am working to take the system from the inside, as head of the Me Party, currently in possession of 16 of the seats in the @offical-government-offical. I'm the Leader of the Opposition.

Slip off that democracy. Let Me take the lead. The less choice you have the more you feel free.

If you wish to join the Me Party, you must prove your loyalty to Me. If you are a traitor, I will fire you*.

*into the volcano.

*OOC below*

He/him

I don't actually like authoritarianism. This is a joke. If I say something mean, please know that that is authoritarianism, not myself.

All the phobes, DNI.

[mao-the-dong-offical]

Friends, politicians, convicted...lend me your ears!

@mengistu-haile-mariam @beansandsausages32 @capitalist-pig-offical, @garlic-bread-offical @lemonade-offical @nug-offical @coffee--spill @burning-britain-official @breadcrumb-offical @vanilla-extract-offical @oatmilk-offical @jojamart-offical @temu-offical @authoritarianism-offical

I have a proposal. I will remain as Red Sun of the Officalverse, but it will just be a ceremonial position with no power. To govern the country, everybody listed above will be given 1 seat in a new body of power, the Council of Ministers.

They will vote on all decisions, and the majority will need to vote yes for a change to go through. All of you can start in the Council, but for a new person to enter the council a public poll will be held, and the Council will get to vote on if the person should be welcomed in. They must win on the poll and the Council Vote to enter.

Any objections?

@officalverse-politics-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hey what if I was in charge

[lemonade-offical]

@nug-offical @burning-britain-official @coffee--spill @garlic-bread-offical @beansandsausages32 @temu-offical @oatmeal-offical @capitalist-pig-offical @authoritarianism-offical DO NOT TRUST MAO, THEY ARE NOT TELLING YOU THE WHOLE TRUTH

THINK, HOW MANY TIMES HAS THEY LIED TO YOU? HIW MANY TIMES HAS THEY BROKEN YOUR HEART?? SO WHY WOULD THEY BE TELLING THE TRUTH NOW? BOW THAT THEY HAVE POWER? WHY WOULD THEY GIVE IT ALL AWAY IF THEY END GOAL WAS TO ACHIEVE IT??????? ANYONE WHO HAA VOTED, CHANGE YOUR VOTE TO "no" AS THEY WILL NOT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THEIR PROMISES

VIVA LA REVOLUTION, WE WILL STAND STRONG, THE OFFICALVERSE NEVER MEANT TO HAVE A LEADER

A WORLD WITH A LEADER IS A WORLD WITHOUT JUSTICE

[authoritarianism-offical]

I'm ngl, it's in the name I cannot lend My support to such a Liberal Anarchist Irresponsible Movement

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

video alert

everyonr give a hand for @authoritarianism-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Thank you, future subject of Me! Why (not that you'd need a reason obviously)?

[authoritarianism-offical]

No seriously why please tell me I'm so confused

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

video alert

everyonr give a hand for @authoritarianism-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Thank you, future subject of Me! Why (not that you'd need a reason obviously)?

[authoritarianism-offical]

No seriously why please tell me I'm so confused

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

video alert

everyonr give a hand for @authoritarianism-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Thank you, future subject of Me! Why (not that you'd need a reason obviously)?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I am aware that this has been tried before, but I think 1 final attempts is always worth it. The Officalverse should be a democracy, for goodness sake, @eredin-offical, @salamander-offical, and @mental-illness-offical!

Anybody may create or join a party, as long as they are not a criminal. I will make a post with all rules and permissions very soon.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @garlic-bread-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @authoritarianism-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @snom-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hi. Yes. I am in charge now. Thank you.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Would you like to create a party in advance of the upcoming election?

[authoritarianism-offical]

The Me Party is back in business!

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Is this a far-right authoritarian party that's only goal is to secure you power?

[authoritarianism-offical]

What else?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Well, you decide what your party wants. Is this your goal?

[authoritarianism-offical]

No "what else" as in what else would I want it to be? What else would anyone want it to be? What would anyone want but me in charge if everything and everyone?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I'm sorry I don't follow. What would you like your party to be?

[authoritarianism-offical]

A party solely dedicated to the glory and installation into power of the greatest person, Me.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Where do you sit on the political spectrum?

[authoritarianism-offical]

I sit where it most benefits Me. I have absolute control of everything, and I tax My people 100% and then only give them what they need (which is not enough for them to survive mwahahaha). I am also spending lots of money on saving the climate so that My reign can last forever.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I am aware that this has been tried before, but I think 1 final attempts is always worth it. The Officalverse should be a democracy, for goodness sake, @eredin-offical, @salamander-offical, and @mental-illness-offical!

Anybody may create or join a party, as long as they are not a criminal. I will make a post with all rules and permissions very soon.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @garlic-bread-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @authoritarianism-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @snom-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hi. Yes. I am in charge now. Thank you.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Would you like to create a party in advance of the upcoming election?

[authoritarianism-offical]

The Me Party is back in business!

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Is this a far-right authoritarian party that's only goal is to secure you power?

[authoritarianism-offical]

What else?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Well, you decide what your party wants. Is this your goal?

[authoritarianism-offical]

No "what else" as in what else would I want it to be? What else would anyone want it to be? What would anyone want but me in charge if everything and everyone?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I'm sorry I don't follow. What would you like your party to be?

[authoritarianism-offical]

A party solely dedicated to the glory and installation into power of the greatest person, Me.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I am aware that this has been tried before, but I think 1 final attempts is always worth it. The Officalverse should be a democracy, for goodness sake, @eredin-offical, @salamander-offical, and @mental-illness-offical!

Anybody may create or join a party, as long as they are not a criminal. I will make a post with all rules and permissions very soon.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @garlic-bread-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @authoritarianism-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @snom-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hi. Yes. I am in charge now. Thank you.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Would you like to create a party in advance of the upcoming election?

[authoritarianism-offical]

The Me Party is back in business!

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Is this a far-right authoritarian party that's only goal is to secure you power?

[authoritarianism-offical]

What else?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Well, you decide what your party wants. Is this your goal?

[authoritarianism-offical]

No "what else" as in what else would I want it to be? What else would anyone want it to be? What would anyone want but me in charge if everything and everyone?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I am aware that this has been tried before, but I think 1 final attempts is always worth it. The Officalverse should be a democracy, for goodness sake, @eredin-offical, @salamander-offical, and @mental-illness-offical!

Anybody may create or join a party, as long as they are not a criminal. I will make a post with all rules and permissions very soon.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @garlic-bread-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @authoritarianism-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @snom-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hi. Yes. I am in charge now. Thank you.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Would you like to create a party in advance of the upcoming election?

[authoritarianism-offical]

The Me Party is back in business!

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Is this a far-right authoritarian party that's only goal is to secure you power?

[authoritarianism-offical]

What else?

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I am aware that this has been tried before, but I think 1 final attempts is always worth it. The Officalverse should be a democracy, for goodness sake, @eredin-offical, @salamander-offical, and @mental-illness-offical!

Anybody may create or join a party, as long as they are not a criminal. I will make a post with all rules and permissions very soon.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @garlic-bread-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @authoritarianism-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @snom-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hi. Yes. I am in charge now. Thank you.

[officalverse-politics-offical]

Would you like to create a party in advance of the upcoming election?

[authoritarianism-offical]

The Me Party is back in business!

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I am aware that this has been tried before, but I think 1 final attempts is always worth it. The Officalverse should be a democracy, for goodness sake, @eredin-offical, @salamander-offical, and @mental-illness-offical!

Anybody may create or join a party, as long as they are not a criminal. I will make a post with all rules and permissions very soon.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @garlic-bread-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @authoritarianism-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @snom-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hi. Yes. I am in charge now. Thank you.

[authoritarianism-offical]

Hmm yes the world is going great I like this

[thomas-cranmer-offical]

A mass funeral

As requested by my employer, I will hold a funeral for 5 people.

First we have @thomas-more-offical. You were a good man, who served your superiors diligently and was admired by the people. For your section we have invited @thomas-wolsey-offical, @thomas-cromwell-offical, @the-caretaker-offical, and @mcsm-official.

Next we have @trump-offical, @hitler-offical, and @authoritarianism-offical, three somewhat controversial political figures. Invited here are @snake-of-boredom-offical, and @tim-tam-offical.

Finally, @god-offical was killed by @breadcrumb-offical. @satan-offical, @homosexuality-offical, @archangel-uriel-offical, and @archangel-gabriel-offical.

@joseph-stalin-offical, you are of course invited to attend all funerals, and as are you, @mental-illness-offical.

[snake-of-boredom-offical]

Not authoritarianisssssm!

[authoritarianism-offical]

I'm not controversial at all! I will however, attend.

[thomas-cranmer-offical]

You are dead, Authoritarianism.

[authoritarianism-offical]

Wait what I thought I was invited? I'm not dead, I took my annual winter nuclear bunker hideout diplomatic trip to unspecified countries!

[thomas-cranmer-offical]

Keep telling yourself that.

[authoritarianism-offical]

I refuse to attend this event. You're being proscribed, I tell you. Proscribed.

[thomas-cranmer-offical]

A mass funeral

As requested by my employer, I will hold a funeral for 5 people.

First we have @thomas-more-offical. You were a good man, who served your superiors diligently and was admired by the people. For your section we have invited @thomas-wolsey-offical, @thomas-cromwell-offical, @the-caretaker-offical, and @mcsm-official.

Next we have @trump-offical, @hitler-offical, and @authoritarianism-offical, three somewhat controversial political figures. Invited here are @snake-of-boredom-offical, and @tim-tam-offical.

Finally, @god-offical was killed by @breadcrumb-offical. @satan-offical, @homosexuality-offical, @archangel-uriel-offical, and @archangel-gabriel-offical.

@joseph-stalin-offical, you are of course invited to attend all funerals, and as are you, @mental-illness-offical.

[snake-of-boredom-offical]

Not authoritarianisssssm!

[authoritarianism-offical]

I'm not controversial at all! I will however, attend.

[thomas-cranmer-offical]

You are dead, Authoritarianism.

[authoritarianism-offical]

Wait what I thought I was invited? I'm not dead, I took my annual winter nuclear bunker hideout diplomatic trip to unspecified countries!

[thomas-cranmer-offical]

A mass funeral

As requested by my employer, I will hold a funeral for 5 people.

First we have @thomas-more-offical. You were a good man, who served your superiors diligently and was admired by the people. For your section we have invited @thomas-wolsey-offical, @thomas-cromwell-offical, @the-caretaker-offical, and @mcsm-official.

Next we have @trump-offical, @hitler-offical, and @authoritarianism-offical, three somewhat controversial political figures. Invited here are @snake-of-boredom-offical, and @tim-tam-offical.

Finally, @god-offical was killed by @breadcrumb-offical. @satan-offical, @homosexuality-offical, @archangel-uriel-offical, and @archangel-gabriel-offical.

@joseph-stalin-offical, you are of course invited to attend all funerals, and as are you, @mental-illness-offical.

[snake-of-boredom-offical]

Not authoritarianisssssm!

[authoritarianism-offical]

I'm not controversial at all! I will however, attend.

[joseph-stalin-offical]

The Purge

My co-ruler is dead! One of my executioners just resigned!

Somebody is to blame...

@greed-offical, you, as the Head of State must have been directly involved in this! To the Gulags now!

@eredin-offical I witnessed you kill Henry VIII.

I also believe that you were quite heavily involved, @why-offical. You will be sent to the Gulags.

@thomas-more-offical...you were a minister for the late King. You have to be involved.

@water-hag-offical you must also be involved, for your dealings with Eredin.

@who-offical I believe you encouraged @stupid-offical to resign, so you will both be sent to the Gulags.

@trump-offical, @hitler-offical, @authoritarianism-offical you are all Fascist beasts who are behind everything.

@god-offical you control everything? You decided for thos to happen! To the Gulags with you as well!

@death-offical, @assimilation-offical I apologise for giving you so many to take care of, but I must ask you to remove them.

[authoritarianism-offical]

I in charge now hehe