ELSO

Meow.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Evil lemon shark offical

This is an official account dedicated to evil lemon sharks.

Info: ELSO for short. It/shark/evil. Do not use Normie pronouns on me. Proud trainer of a Chinchou. I love my six evil lemon sharks very much, they can do no wrong :)

Amount of times I have blown Lem up: 5

Tags:

#evil lemon shark offical = general posting, most posts will be tagged with this.

#sacrifice to the evil lemon sharks = ask answer

#potential for evil.... = where I see how evil a lemon shark is

ELSO's archive = posts from the before time.

#not evil lemon shark = originally posts that didn’t include lemon sharks now just FALSE’s unoffical tag.

#elso ooc = mod talking

#elso lore = any post where I build on ELSO’s lore. Some lore may be outdated I could not be bothered to go back and update it.

First user box made by @chronicallyleggless, pride user boxes made by @gardenofuserboxess

Links: Pronoun page, Strawpage. both these have links to my like two other sites. I'll also announce any new video's or streams so yee.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

A bunch of Elso references for something.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Some poses I never ended up using for a completed and scrapped video.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

A bunch of Elso references for something.

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

@slulz You're a great moot but please get this OFF my dash

[slulz]

what if i dont wanna, what if i actively put this on your dash every week ❤🌹

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Please cease this malevolent behavior.

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

it goes onto your dash

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

This is beautiful

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Stop, reblogging this moots PLEASE

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

This reminds me of my semi favorite YouTube video: Main theme penis (don’t make a full version) (full version)

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Hai -@canada-hole-offical

Salutations!

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Offical SMP?

So! I did not expect so many people to actually want to join a server. I am not complaining though! good news and bad news. I've found a well liked crossplatform host (Minehut) to use. Bad news is A lot of people seem interested and the free plan won't cut it. (10 players max)

SO! I will take a week to get my finances in order and sort out which plan would be the best. Also the server will be a vanilla experience.

Tagging people who (I think) showed interest in joining: @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @samthehuman565 @cornstarch-official

And to quell any worries about bedrock/java not working a old friend of mine hosted a server on Minehut and I was able to join from either account.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Alright! So with (by my count) 8? Yes’s then I’ll stick with the free plan for now. The SMP Should be up and running RIGHT NOW!

SMP link here: unofficalsmp.minehut.gg Bedrock port: 19132

OR:

join the Minehut server and type /joinUnOfficalSMP

Tagging… again. Sorry: @sharks-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @evil-evil-pukicho-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @samthehuman565 @weedleysnumberonefan

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

alr I'll join later tho lol

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

(also... there is a chance I forget to join...)

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

(I forgot to wake up for the servers opening. Can’t top that/j)

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

i cant join, i thinks its cuz my ping is too high

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Woof sorry about that.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Do you have room on your smp for a fish?

Probably. I’m not keeping track of who’s online or joined, and I don’t think we’ve hit ten people online at the same time so it should be fine.

[killer-offical]

can EVERYONE call me Captain please, thanks. close moots can call me anything, idm

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Aye aye captain!

[leonardcohenofficial]

[inkboo]

egg🥚 : scrambled 🍳

Steak 🥩 : medium rare 🍔

milk 🥛 : chocolate 🍫

alcohol: i’m a minor 😔

warm drink 🥤 : hot chocolate!! ☕️

@themoonsstarmaderoses @lemonsharks2763 @lesbian-cpurpled &@nobleharbingerrealm @me-iggg @ri0t0nlin3 @xximnotokaytodayxx @springtrapkin87 + open tags

[lesbian-cpurpled]

egg: scrambled

steak: i don’t eat steak

milk: dairy

alcohol: i’m a minor

warm drink: hot chocolate

tagsss: @franisapidgeonbug @lunathetunaaa @pinkparrotwrites @qbubbizp @sun-of-a-watcher @lexandmaxthetwocatsinmyhead

[sun-of-a-watcher]

egg - scrambled or hard boiled

steak - medium rare

milk - chocolate (shaken, not stirred)

alchohol - im a minor and im mormon sooooo

warm drink - hot chocolate

@nobleharbingerrealm @bobaenderpearl @xxcolincrucifixxx @sg-se @pukicho

[sg-se]

egg- scrambled or fried (over medium)

steak- medium

milk- i highkey fucking hate milk by itself

alcohol- i don’t drink </3

warm drink- tea !! i love hot tea OR hot chocolate !!

@confused-93 and anyone else i truly forget all my moots usernames the second i do one of these

[confused-93]

what the fuck i love you ?!! ty for the tag bestie i feel so honored you remember me hehe

egg: IM ALLERGIC YOU MONSTERS

steak: ermmm medium

milk: FUCKING HATE MILK TOOO WOOO TWINS

alcohol: don’t drink but if i did prob beer

warm drink: hot chocolate !! :p

@dalakite @ivysbea @angelofmusic47

[idl3dr3ams]

I’ll join in

Egg: hard fried

Steak: rare

Milk: 2% or strawberry

Alcohol: gin and vodka mainly for spirits, or red wine.

Warm drink: Twinings pomegranate and raspberry tea, or black coffee

@kingofballs69000 @ollieonvenus

[ollieonvenus]

Omg i did this exact rb game in 2025 :0

Eggs: Eggie in a basket (However its called) or scrambled

Steak: never really eat it but i will NOT eat meat if its even a lil pink so Well done

Milk: That blue top shit from walmart

Alcohol: Im a minor :^ But if i were to drink, I wanna try vodka ^^

Warm drink: TEA. I LIVE OFF THE SHIT.

@hyburnating @mike-wheeler-is-in-the-closet @r1ngs-of-f1r3 @xximgoinginsanexx @piercedlvjy @ratttailz

[zpac3manwow]

no one tagged me but idgaf

eggs: scrambled

steak: medium well

milk: 2%

alcohol: minor but wine

warm drink: tea omfg i love tea i loveee tea

@squidswagbrainrott @what-the-cap-dude

[kingsl3y7530]

i am not tagged but I am taking over

eggs: soft boiled

steak: I forgot. I think it was medium rare

milk: I drink water

alcohol: I’m a minor

warm drink: hot chocolate :)

@starlitorchids @han-the-human @killer-offical

[killer-offical]

eggs: no it gives me stomach aches

steak: i have never ate steak. i think. idk. probably.

milk: chocolate…. or whatever we have bc i only drink milk if im eating cereal or biscuits with it

alcohol: hand sanitizer

warm drink: i don’t like warm drinks. i only drink cold water

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

eggs: Scrambled or hard boiled Steak: Sun surface sear Milk: Chocolate Alcohol: Wiper fluid Wark drinm: Hot Coacoa! Newts: @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @myra-x3 @genderqueer-offical @quadrupleaffirmative @evil-lemon-shark-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @slulz

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Eggs: scrambled and salted

Steak: medium or fried

Milk: chocolate or strawberry

Alcohol: none

Warm drink: hot chocolate or tea

@lemon-shark-offical @evilpineapple-offical

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Offical SMP?

So! I did not expect so many people to actually want to join a server. I am not complaining though! good news and bad news. I've found a well liked crossplatform host (Minehut) to use. Bad news is A lot of people seem interested and the free plan won't cut it. (10 players max)

SO! I will take a week to get my finances in order and sort out which plan would be the best. Also the server will be a vanilla experience.

Tagging people who (I think) showed interest in joining: @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @samthehuman565 @cornstarch-official

And to quell any worries about bedrock/java not working a old friend of mine hosted a server on Minehut and I was able to join from either account.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Alright! So with (by my count) 8? Yes’s then I’ll stick with the free plan for now. The SMP Should be up and running RIGHT NOW!

SMP link here: unofficalsmp.minehut.gg Bedrock port: 19132

OR:

join the Minehut server and type /joinUnOfficalSMP

Tagging… again. Sorry: @sharks-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @evil-evil-pukicho-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @samthehuman565 @weedleysnumberonefan

[sandstorm-but-offical]

if there's still spaces open, would I be able to join?

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

You should be? I’m having a hard time keeping count rn. I don’t think the server is currently full, and as-long as less than 10 people are online a spit should be open.

[sandstorm-but-offical]

ok!! actually wait, is it bedrock compatible? I only have Minecraft on my switch T-T

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

It is! But it’s hosting on an external server, so you’ll have to join minehut’s lobby and then use the /join UnOfficalSMP command.

[unoffical-lawyer-offical]

hello it would be a pleasure to join this minecraft server would there still be space

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Should be! Current ftsnfared is asking as less than 10 people are online than anyone’s free to join!

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

I love updating y'all on the random bs I get up to. for example. I'm blue

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

I remembered a named project would probably help me more in the long run

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

I learned and unlearned key frames for my morning video btw.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Offical SMP?

So! I did not expect so many people to actually want to join a server. I am not complaining though! good news and bad news. I've found a well liked crossplatform host (Minehut) to use. Bad news is A lot of people seem interested and the free plan won't cut it. (10 players max)

SO! I will take a week to get my finances in order and sort out which plan would be the best. Also the server will be a vanilla experience.

Tagging people who (I think) showed interest in joining: @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @samthehuman565 @cornstarch-official

And to quell any worries about bedrock/java not working a old friend of mine hosted a server on Minehut and I was able to join from either account.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Alright! So with (by my count) 8? Yes’s then I’ll stick with the free plan for now. The SMP Should be up and running RIGHT NOW!

SMP link here: unofficalsmp.minehut.gg Bedrock port: 19132

OR:

join the Minehut server and type /joinUnOfficalSMP

Tagging… again. Sorry: @sharks-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @evil-evil-pukicho-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @samthehuman565 @weedleysnumberonefan

[sandstorm-but-offical]

if there's still spaces open, would I be able to join?

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

You should be? I’m having a hard time keeping count rn. I don’t think the server is currently full, and as-long as less than 10 people are online a spit should be open.

[sandstorm-but-offical]

ok!! actually wait, is it bedrock compatible? I only have Minecraft on my switch T-T

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

It is! But it’s hosting on an external server, so you’ll have to join minehut’s lobby and then use the /join UnOfficalSMP command.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Offical SMP?

So! I did not expect so many people to actually want to join a server. I am not complaining though! good news and bad news. I've found a well liked crossplatform host (Minehut) to use. Bad news is A lot of people seem interested and the free plan won't cut it. (10 players max)

SO! I will take a week to get my finances in order and sort out which plan would be the best. Also the server will be a vanilla experience.

Tagging people who (I think) showed interest in joining: @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @samthehuman565 @cornstarch-official

And to quell any worries about bedrock/java not working a old friend of mine hosted a server on Minehut and I was able to join from either account.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Alright! So with (by my count) 8? Yes’s then I’ll stick with the free plan for now. The SMP Should be up and running RIGHT NOW!

SMP link here: unofficalsmp.minehut.gg Bedrock port: 19132

OR:

join the Minehut server and type /joinUnOfficalSMP

Tagging… again. Sorry: @sharks-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @evil-evil-pukicho-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @samthehuman565 @weedleysnumberonefan

[sandstorm-but-offical]

if there's still spaces open, would I be able to join?

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

You should be? I’m having a hard time keeping count rn. I don’t think the server is currently full, and as-long as less than 10 people are online a spit should be open.

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

The new SMP is going great actually.