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Putting powdered sugar on the post below

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you’re at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you’re beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn’t even have ibuprofen

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it's time once again to reference one of my favorite posts

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Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

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Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

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New employee orientation with the vampire

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union organizing campaign with the vampire

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Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?

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What the hell are you people on about

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Mirko Hanák (Czech ,1921-1971)

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Tried Wendys for the first time today.... treated like burger

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*tasted

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They did NOT put me on the grill

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imagine going to wendys and you hear them say lets put this idiot on the grill

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asparagus, goat cheese, and chive tart

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Is this how you roll?

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My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup

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americachavez

“live action cowboy bebop sounds dumb as fuck” I, a complete and total clown, say approximately 10 minutes before seeing images of john cho covered in blood in a suit and with tousled floppy hair

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*sees netflix is doing live action cowboy bebop* oh wow this is objectively bad

netflix drops this image: