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i don't do bad sauce passes
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@authorlrosario
Wise Silver Fox
Photo by Outback Photo Adventures
This is cool!! 🔥
“The problem with being the rock is no one asks if you’re starting to crumble.”
— Ellen Hopkins (via purplebuddhaquotes)
Gaze upon this majestic creation
A kinda sorta recipe:
What u need:
1 or 2 eggs (my pan only fits one egg but you do you)
Two slices of salami (or pepperoni if ya wanna get crazy) cut into slivers (like u would cut a pizza)
A handful of spinach idk man not TOO much tho
Spices of your choice (I just use black pepper)
Some shredded cheese (I use Colby Jack)
What u do:
Pour egg into preheated pan, add spices and meat as the egg starts to heat up
Let it do it’s thang
Flippity
QUICK add your spinach oh my god
AND THE CHEESE (I think I cook things too hot so as soon as I flip my omelet it’s done like instantly) (btw turn the heat down at this point idk if you’ve ever made an omelet before)
Let it cook until the cheese is kinda melted and the meat is cooked on the bottom (I like it black on the edges and crunchy like bacon)
Slide that bitch onto a plate and fold it so the spinach and cheese is on the inside
Enjoy your hot mess of an omelet
😂😂😂
Holy shit. Please write a cookbook!!!
Somebody hold me because this was the most amazingly, awesome, spectacular, wickedly sexy, wonderful moment ever.
(Source)
HOW DO I GET THIS JOB?????
‘Birthstone Babes’ by Hayden Williams: Ruby
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgwBRnZHy0f/
THIS IS AMAZING
Steel Lion by Selçuk Yılmaz
I need this in my life
Truth 🔥😆 #Repost @rebelcircusquotes_ with @get_repost ・・・ I need to be burning #hot in order to enjoy my #shower 😂 #RebelCircus #rebelcircusquotes #quotes #memes #lol #humor #funny
That’s great and all...
But what the fuck did Scully whisper to Mulder in the damn church????
different ways to say ‘i love you’.
‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’
‘let’s get you back to bed.’
‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’
‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’
‘i drew up a bath for you.’
‘you need rest.’
‘you ought to be asleep.’
‘i bought two.’
‘here. you can have the rest.’
‘i thought of you when i saw this.’
‘i like your smile.’
‘you have a cute laugh.’
‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’
‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’
‘be careful.’
‘look both ways.’
‘you mean so much to me.’
‘i can’t lose you.’
‘i thought i might have lost you.’
‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’
‘it looks good on you.’
‘i’ll make you soup.’
‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’
‘are you okay in there?’
‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’
‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’
‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’
‘i’m worried about you.’
‘what do you want to watch?’
‘where would you like to go for dinner?’
‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’
‘we’ll figure it out.’
‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’
‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’
‘you’re important to me.’
‘this is your favorite song, right?’
‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’
‘good luck!’
‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’
‘don’t say that about yourself.’
‘want to come with?’
“wow! you look really nice.’
‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’
‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’
‘you can have half.’
‘come here. let me fix it.’
‘your tie is crooked.’
‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’
‘i’m not going to hurt you.’
‘can i touch you?’
‘can i kiss you?’
‘can i hug you?’
‘promise.’
‘would i ever lie to you?’
‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’
‘hey, good-looking.’
‘of course i care. you’re my family.’
‘one more chapter.’
‘i love you.’